12-02-2005 11:10									#1
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http://www.thebricktestament.com/

Has anyone seen this site before? It is too funny. It is a lego interpretation of the bible.

	12-02-2005 11:18									#2
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Posted already. Quite a while ago in fact.

	12-02-2005 11:19									#3
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I did a search, and didn't get any hits. Oh well, it's still pretty good though.

	12-02-2005 11:20									#4
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Probably in the archives by now.

	12-02-2005 11:25									#5
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If that's true, why'd you bother mentioning that it'd been posted before? I've been here since July'02 and I haven't seen it yet.

	12-02-2005 11:26									#6
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The actual OTF only goes back about a hundred pages - only a few months at most.

	12-02-2005 11:37									#7
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And there's probably others who haven't seen it either.

	12-02-2005 11:38									#8
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It's new to me.

	13-02-2005 03:54									#9
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I know using Legos is an absurd media with which to portray bible stories, but other than that do you think this guy is sincere or is he mocking the stories?

	13-02-2005 04:25									#10
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I sensed some mockery. During the Noah's Ark series I noticed him point out the discrepency between "2 of every kind" and seven.

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I've converted to Legology.

	13-02-2005 14:40									#12
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Legos.
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Oh, and I think this has been posted by MosesPresley himself about a year ago... funny, but obviously made to mock the Bible. It's good to keep bookmarked in case you'll meet some of those nutcases who have memorised sentences from the bible to prove their viewpoints somehow as the 'correct' ones.

	14-02-2005 01:19									#13
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It's new to me too.

	14-02-2005 01:24									#14
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I saw it last time it was posted... but I believe it was about a year ago or so...

	14-02-2005 06:26									#15
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I am certain I didn't post it, because this is the first time I have seen this site.

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I know it looks like he is mocking the bible in some passages, especially in his choice of stories, but I think overall he is sincere. Otherwise, why take the enormous amount of time it would take to stage these little scenarios? Even so, I find it amusing. The story of the proper disposal of the results of defecation at an army camp is very funny. God doesn't look pleased.

	14-02-2005 06:39									#16
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I actually have the thing in book form.

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This is news to me too, and ive been browsing here for 6 years! Keep up the good work Kuciwalker.

	14-02-2005 07:50									#18
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quote: The story of the proper disposal of the results of defecation at an army camp is very funny. God doesn't look pleased.

Why did he create defecation in the first place? If he didn't think that crap was cool, he would have given us a waste-free digestive system, no?

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One thing that struck me while reading it is that I don't really know the bible, especially not the old testament. Not that I care.

Another thing that struck me is how fundamentalist christians pick and choose, even though it's all supposed to be God's words. They like their pork chops so they skip the don't eat pigs part.

	14-02-2005 09:39									#20
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Sweet...there's a lot of **** here I haven't seen before.

	14-02-2005 12:14									#21
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quote: I know it looks like he is mocking the bible in some passages, especially in his choice of stories, but I think overall he is sincere. Otherwise, why take the enormous amount of time it would take to stage these little scenarios?

Very much so. The choice of his stories is intended to mock.

If he really wished to do a lego interpretation of the bible, then that would be an enormous task. There is plenty of things that are important that he has chosen to ignore, and minute things he has chosen to portray.

	14-02-2005 12:16									#22
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quote: Another thing that struck me is how fundamentalist christians pick and choose, even though it's all supposed to be God's words. They like their pork chops so they skip the don't eat pigs part.

Maybe that's because they read a little further and see what Christ has to say about foods that are clean and unclean.

	14-02-2005 12:31									#23
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quote: Genesis 3:16: I will greatly increase your suffering during childbirth. In pain you will bring forth children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.

I thought this was satire until I decided to google it...

	14-02-2005 12:38									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Adagio I saw it last time it was posted... but I believe it was about a year ago or so...

It was ages ago. In 2000 or even earlier. If you saw it, it would be your prior incarnation, or you were lurking.