12-02-2005 22:38									#31
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This screams "Onion"

	12-02-2005 23:27									#32
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liberal agenda

I can't believe I'm saying that. I blame bush of corse for shattering all my dreams.

	12-02-2005 23:50									#33
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Damn Bushbasher. At least half of it in Reagan's fault.

	12-02-2005 23:53									#34
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I actually like Reagan.

	12-02-2005 23:54									#35
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You have much to learn still.

	13-02-2005 00:10									#36
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It's satire, people. Jesus...

	13-02-2005 00:17									#37
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Well I admit to not actually reading the whole article.

	13-02-2005 00:31									#38
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It was obviously satire from the fourth paragraph in, for Christ's sake. It couldn't be anything else, with gems like

quote: But that's a very narrow view of the film, according to Focus on the Family founder Dr. James C. Dobson, who called the film an "anti-bigotry love fest" which aims to "brainwash our children" and "promote tolerance, acceptance, peace, and the liberal agenda."

and ESPECIALLY

quote: A message from Dobson on the Focus on the Family website warns parents that exposure to this film could cause their children to become Homosexual Muslim "tigger-lovers".

Not even all that funny.

	13-02-2005 00:47									#39
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Wow to think people got all of this out of one cartoon. I guess the next one to come out like the little mermaid will promote things like sex and vixens etc since we all know the little mermaid was a horny chick chasing a guy. hey by the way wasnt dumbo the same colors?

	13-02-2005 01:10									#40
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quote: It's satire, people. Jesus...

THANK YOU! Wow...

Yeah, I wrote it...

	13-02-2005 01:52									#41
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It's pretty good, since it seems to have fooled a lot of posters.

	13-02-2005 01:56									#42
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That's pretty good orange.

	13-02-2005 02:25									#43
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quote: Originally posted by orange Yeah, I wrote it...

Weren't you the guy who tried to pass off that other satire piece too? You need to work on subtlety...

... or maybe the posters here need to work on their credulity.

	13-02-2005 03:50									#44
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I agree, that was pretty obviously satirical. Kuci pointed out the major evidence of it already though. I'd just like to say: you rubes.

	13-02-2005 05:16									#45
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Well I did ask the question...

	13-02-2005 05:19									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Kidicious That's pretty good orange.

Says who? It was boring and instantly broke my gives a ****.

	13-02-2005 05:21									#47
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Yeah, but Dino, reality tends to break your gives a ****.

	13-02-2005 05:23									#48
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Yeah, but Dino, reality tends to break your gives a ****.

I'm looking for a qualified repairman.

	13-02-2005 06:31									#49
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quote: Originally posted by Kuciwalker Weren't you the guy who tried to pass off that other satire piece too? You need to work on subtlety...

No, that was aneeshm I think. This one is much better. Only the first sentence you quoted was really out of place. "tigger-lovers" was the subtle clue which has to be in any piece of satire, and it passes because it's also really funny.

	13-02-2005 06:39									#50
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Why is tigger-lovers the clue? I wouldn't have figured it out until the last two paragraphs.

	13-02-2005 06:44									#51
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Because it's too ****ing ridiculous to be anything but satire. It's an obvious joke.

	13-02-2005 07:02									#52
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Obvious to some of us but not to all.

	13-02-2005 07:05									#53
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Yeah Yeah. Easy for you guys to say since you already know it's a joke.

	13-02-2005 07:08									#54
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See, the problem with this was...

it's just... not funny.

I mean, satire can be good if it's funny. But this wasn't funny. So...

	13-02-2005 07:14									#55
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quote: Originally posted by Kidicious Yeah Yeah. Easy for you guys to say since you already know it's a joke.

Uh, I knew it was a joke from that (and the previous paragraph).

	13-02-2005 07:18									#56
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I found it quite funny.

Well done, Orange.

	13-02-2005 07:21									#57
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I didn't actually read it until someone said it was satire, but it seems that one would not be sure is was fake until the last couple paragraphs, but have more doubt about it as they read.

	13-02-2005 14:23									#58
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quote: Originally posted by Kidicious Well I admit to not actually reading the whole article.

it's a bad poly habit. I usually read the first few paragraphs, and maybe, just maybe skim the rest. Unless I find the subject interesting, then I will ready the entire thing closely.

	13-02-2005 18:54									#59
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quote: Originally posted by Kidicious Why is tigger-lovers the clue? I wouldn't have figured it out until the last two paragraphs.

Substitute a "n" for the "t". The reason why this is a clue is that there are no well known American religious figures left who are stupid enough to use the "n" word in public. They've all moved on to hating gays and the French.

	13-02-2005 19:54									#60
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quote: Originally posted by orange A message from Dobson on the Focus on the Family website warns parents that exposure to this film could cause their children to become Homosexual Muslim "tigger-lovers".