23-02-2005 10:49									#61
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wow, I think mixing this heavy brandy and then jugs of beer is getting to me old chap

I actually think you just said all that three times

yep three

	23-02-2005 10:55									#62
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quote: Originally posted by PLATO OMG-triple post! Even settler quakes when the horde gathers!

indeed

	23-02-2005 10:56									#63
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Indeed.

Perhaps enough for now...and the beast needs some time to roast on its own.

* PLATO checks the coals again in the roasting pit.

Perhaps a bit more thought. Your council wise oh Great Khan.

	23-02-2005 11:00									#64
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Yeah lets eat

then I am heading over to the 3700 thread and leaving some ideas for discussion

	23-02-2005 17:20									#65
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*jagjef enters the Pub

-wow this seems like a good place

* opens his backback and takes out a bottle of Macallan,

- Free drink for all here.

	23-02-2005 21:12									#66
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* PLATO hears rumours of free Macallan and enters the Wild Boar

Welcome jagjef! Macallan, you say?

	24-02-2005 14:44									#67
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ahh Jagjef, good to see you old chap

	25-02-2005 07:51									#68
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* PLATO strolls into the Wild Boar...settles on pile of furs and begins sharpening sword.

Ah Sabdra. A jug of ale, if you please.

* PLATO notices an unusual air of excitement as talk of war is heard around the room

	25-02-2005 12:22									#69
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War!! What is good for ??

Well it certainly keeps your sword arm strong

	25-02-2005 16:01									#70
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* Paddy the Scot takes a slug of brew

that it is mate

Last edited by Paddy the Scot on 25-02-2005 at 16:08

	28-02-2005 02:11									#71
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* PLATO strolls into the Wild Boar. Sword arm strong and throat dry.

Quiet Today, isn't Sabdra? How about a yard of ale and a roast pork sandwich?

Thanks, Darlin'

* PLATO takes a slug off the yard and drools at the pork.

	28-02-2005 06:03									#72
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* Paddy the Scot opens the door to be greeted by the smell of roasted pig

how appropriate that be

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

	28-02-2005 06:04									#73
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ok, 1 more then I have some horses that need to be worked on

Once there was a brunette, a red head, and a blonde all lost on a lost island
Then, one day, when they were all walking along the island beach, they found a magic lamp
so of course they rubbed it, and out popped a Genie
"since i can only grant three wishes" the genie said, "u will each get one wish"

The brunette said" i have been stuck on this island for years, i miss my family. My husband. My life, i wish i could go home"

POOF! The brunette got her wish and got sent back to her family.

The red-head said " i have also been stuck on this island for years, i miss my family. My husband. My life, i wish i could go home"

POOF! The red-head got her wish and was sent bak to her family.

Then the blonde started crying uncontrollably, the genie said " whatevers the matter, my dear?"

The blonde replied, sniffing, " i wish my friends were still here"

	28-02-2005 06:20									#74
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The Wild Boar...the company gets no finer.

	28-02-2005 07:42									#75
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* Paddy the Scot staggers back through the door

bloody horses

Suzette, be a darling and get an old man some large cold jugs of beer

ahh Lord Plato, another one for ya then

I am passing this on to you because it was passed on to me and has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read , I have finally found inner peace...

It read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So, today I have finished one bottle of vodka, a bottle of gin, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a large Easter Egg and a case of Heineken.

You have no idea how good I feel.



ahh the joys of a sense of humour

	28-02-2005 07:46									#76
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Excellent Great Khan!

* PLATO finishes yard of ale he had started and orders another.

Excellent advice indeed.

So, Did you like the great timepiece the gods revealed to us?

	28-02-2005 07:57									#77
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Yes I certainly did, and it has been added to the Directorate

	03-03-2005 07:20									#78
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* PLATO walks in to find the name of "Bataar" being cheered.

Sabdra, a jug of ale, if you please.

* PLATO settles onto a rug

So, what's on the spit tonight?

*Sabdra smiles and heads for the kitchen

	03-03-2005 07:26									#79
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* Paddy the Scot lifts his jugs in cheers

a great day indeed

	03-03-2005 07:27									#80
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(smiles smuggly)

looks around the room and yes he knows not to do what he will but willingly feels the heat growing, the passion that is the power of his internal heart throb.....

"evening gents"

just a lovely sun today and the moon tonight

well..revealing and captivating

yes it lights my path

for now a time to rest and ponder

please maiden of these men..fetch my food before I give attention to your iniquities moove

we dont want me to be grumpee..

smirking I disrobe my outter garments and warm my soul and body near the hearth

	03-03-2005 07:30									#81
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ok the 3500 thread has been updated and awaits your input

	03-03-2005 07:31									#82
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quote: Originally posted by Paddy the Scot * Paddy the Scot lifts his jugs in cheers a great day indeed

Here a toast to my best buddy Paddy

Paddy, I have a new game rumorred to be abound Chess hath though heard of this?

Maiden quickly now fetch my food and ale before I come take it

	03-03-2005 07:35									#83
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ahh The great Khan and the Great Troll!

Our world gets better everyday. Our knowledge grows, our friends are loyal and trusting, and our enemies fear our axe.

* PLATO takes a large plate of goat bbq fro Sabdra

Another round for the Khan and I Sabdra, and a frothy root beer for the Troll please ma'am.

	03-03-2005 07:35									#84
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What have I done wrong now Gramps???

Chess, yes a good game I hear, do you have a set, we could play, you could teach me some of this then

	03-03-2005 07:37									#85
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quote: Originally posted by Paddy the Scot What have I done wrong now Gramps??? Chess, yes a good game I hear, do you have a set, we could play, you could teach me some of this then

Hmmm...Chess you say? I have heard these rumours. Iwould like to observe the playing of this game.

	03-03-2005 07:48									#86
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quote: Originally posted by PLATO Hmmm...Chess you say? I have heard these rumours. Iwould like to observe the playing of this game.

and you shall

Paddy

you have nothing to be concerned of

we are allies and loyalists supporters of the Horde

unless you keep the wenches from preparing my food

we wear the same crest

Toast for my Horde Hunters

	03-03-2005 11:28									#87
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excellent

now for some more drinks

	03-03-2005 12:29									#88
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Have I had too much coffee already? I imagine I can read those greek letter on the crest, "alpha epsilon delta"?


More coffe please? I need something warm to thaw me up, -23°C outside...

	03-03-2005 15:28									#89
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would you like a shot or two of brandy in your coffee?

	03-03-2005 15:53									#90
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Brandy sounds great, but not *in* the coffee please, put'em in a glass next to it