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Mar 2001
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* Sabdra pours a double brandy each for Bongo and Paddy, then refills Bongo's coffee

ahh excellent indeed

so have ya heard the one about the hunter

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, won't eat it if they know what it is - so does not tell them.

His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner?"

"You'll see", says his dad.

They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking what they're eating.

"Ok," says her dad, "here's a hint: Its what your mother sometimes calls me."

The girl suddenly screams at her little brother,

"Spit it out! It's *******!"


ahhh the truth of a child

Sadbra, more drinks thanks lass

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* Paddy the Scot wanders into the Boar

ahh excellent, Suzette, drink and food thank you darling girl
time for a night of drinking, eating and play, then back to the war room tomorrow

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Suzette and Sabdra, I have a trinket for you..

a piece of my mind!

I come in you wait on me or I become upset now we dont want that now do we


Why when I see this place and then think of our Horde being here instead of dead on some Porkers Rumpus..I simply
SEE RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OK

now some cheese, lamb fries , and ale to sooth my soul

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* PLATO strolls in and sits next to Gramps...steals a handfull of lamb fries.


Hey Gramps! These are good. Suzette, bring another basket of lamb fries, if you will. And my soul needs soothing as well!

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* PLATO strolls in and sits next to Gramps...steals a handfull of lamb fries.


Hey Gramps! These are good. Suzette, bring another basket of lamb fries, if you will. And my soul needs soothing as well!


Ahh

a good man indeed you are Plato

not many men left with a taste for sheeps nuts..

well...(eyes Paddy in the corner..snickers and sneers)

cooked that is

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you are a strange old Troll

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Ahh

a good man indeed you are Plato

not many men left with a taste for sheeps nuts..

well...(eyes Paddy in the corner..snickers and sneers)

cooked that is



A good Mongol I am!

Suzette! Jug is empty!

* PLATO washes down the last of the lamb fries with his last swig of ale

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you are a strange old Troll


You should try them great Khan! They are a little...um...crunchy!

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You should try them great Khan! They are a little...um...crunchy!


but cooked in its own sauce...

~slurp~

I am mellowing out already

Paddy

Here (tosses one to his Blood Brother from down under)

This will be a good omen


slaughter of the lambs

Suzette

Sabdra
ale for my friends

and to motivate them

a rack of pig ribs

I want my Horde with a taste fer them thar pigs when ce we begin on 'em

Cheers Horde Mates

Look upon what we face a disgrace warthogs from Porkers Pass..
~pift~

Cheers

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* PLATO chews happily upon a pig rib.

You know Gramps, we really should do something about the swine menace in the south. What are your thoughts on the matter?

* PLATO takes fresh jug of ale from Sabdra.

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* Paddy the Scot lifts his jug in cheers

ahh you may be a mad old Troll, yet you get some great drawings indeed

* Kaitlyn starts playing here Lute, while two of the other girls start singing a hauntingly familar tune

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* PLATO chews happily upon a pig rib.

You know Gramps, we really should do something about the swine menace in the south. What are your thoughts on the matter?

* PLATO takes fresh jug of ale from Sabdra.


Well

I think we should send an emmissary

under a flag of truce

to..



let them know our intentions

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An emissary?

* PLATO wipes bbq sauce from his face and grabs another rib.

How would that work? A single emissary or multiple one?

From whence should he come? Details my friend...details!

* PLATO takes huge chunck of pig meat and chews rabidly.


edit: Hey! This is the post that promotes me from Prince to King!
It could not have happened at a better place!
Sabdra! A shot for everyone!

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Blood oath old Troll, details please

* Paddy the Scot wanders over to hear more of the plans of Gramps

Lass, there, more drinks... we be about Horde business here indeed

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An emissary?

* PLATO wipes bbq sauce from his face and grabs another rib.

How would that work? A single emissary or multiple one?

From whence should he come? Details my friend...details!

* PLATO takes huge chunck of pig meat and chews rabidly.


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It could not have happened at a better place!
Sabdra! A shot for everyone!


well then time to celebrate indeed

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* Grandpa Troll has had enough swine talk..tell me honey about your ale sweetie

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* Paddy the Scot wanders over to the great map on the wall and looks over the lands of the Horde

ahhh our domion grows

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There is nothing of a saintly thought that that Pauli Girl inspires!

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swine breeds

slops to smell da land up with and us to slide in

butcher 'em I say butcher them all now

* Grandpa Troll looks across table and hoists his mug I thank Paddy for the secret code of the BLOOD OATHE LANGUAGE

Cheers to Victory

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* Paddy the Scot lifts his jug in cheers to Gramps and Plato

ahh Lads, we live in Paradise,,, you gotta feel sad for the other folk out there

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Indeed we do.

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* Paddy the Scot returns to the bar for a meal

wow, several hours have been spent getting some administrative details sorted out.... which will make getting the turns sorted and played a whole lot easier indeed

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Sabdra, line them up lass... I think we will have some others here very soon

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Greetings great Khan!

* PLATO takes cold jug from Sabdra

Our world grows and becomes more interesting, no?

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blood oath it is more interesting

* Paddy the Scot lifts his jug

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blood oath my Khan

* PLATO lifts his jug with Paddy's

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Bload oath we will

* Bongo waves frantically to catch Sabdras attention

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Lord bongo! Blood oath my mongol brother!

* PLATO lifts jug in salute to Lord bongo

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ahh Bongo... how goes your day?

have you been for a wander round the latest reports of our Realm?

6 warriors and 2 scouts in 600 years

we are getting there

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Given them a brief look yeah, looks good

Huh? why did I get two jugs? Oh well...

* bongo drinks with both hands

 
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