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Pekka is offline Pekka
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I'm thinking thjis is the ultimate sexual experience. I haven't.. .. .. relieved myself for some time now, plus I've been flirting with girls pretty frequently, and it's all the better if you are charged up. I'm thinking, that if I had an offer for sexual encounter say tomorrow, I would say no thank you and smile, because it would be more sexual than the actual sex itself.

Why? Because everything starts to be sexual to me. It' slike being a teenager. It's a lot of fun really. It's about teasing and prolonging the inevitable that feels very ... tingling . What do you think?

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I systematically, err, "drain" myself when I'm alone for a couple of days, so I can't really relate. When I restrain myself for some reason, I become indeed much hornier than usual. It feels nice, but sex feels better

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Yeah sure, but when you reach a certain point, it just generally feels better not to drain yourself. You feel SO energetic and of course ... aroused. It's great. It's like when you drink every weekend, so not drinking will make you feel not fun, but when you reach like 2 months in a row without drinking at all, you feel very good about it, and more clear and it's just great. But unlike not drinking, you don't feel more drunk, but when you are holding everything inside, you feel more sexual.

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It's unhealthy. You need approximately 20 big O's a month to help clean out the prostate and significantly lower your risk of prostate cancer.

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So much that a light breeze would give you wood. It can be extraordinarily annoying and inconvenient and I find it like an 'itch that must be scratched' - pleasant enough in a short bout but would drive you insane pretty quickly.

Now I am celibate but I still practice the art of the five-knuckle-shuffle though

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"So much that a light breeze would give you wood."

Right, but that's just wonderful!

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"So much that a light breeze would give you wood."

Right, but that's just wonderful!


I have no idea, as I've never waited long enough to find out something like that.

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Even if you donīt masturbate, the body takes care of the "increased pressure" of itīs own accord. Ejaculations while you sleep, etc... And semen that doesnīt get used disintegrates from your testicles. So itīs not like you can save it for later use

But abstaining can no doubt make you feel hornier, like a prolonged foreplay. I canīt say I treat masturbation the same as sex. Masturbation is just relief. Sex is the real thing. But if it works for you, who am I to argue?

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I hate wet dreams

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Even if you donīt masturbate, the body takes care of the "increased pressure" of itīs own accord. Ejaculations while you sleep, etc... And semen that doesnīt get used disintegrates from your testicles. So itīs not like you can save it for later use

But abstaining can no doubt make you feel hornier, like a prolonged foreplay. I canīt say I treat masturbation the same as sex. Masturbation is just relief. Sex is the real thing. But if it works for you, who am I to argue?


masterbation is better than sex.

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Maybe this is where you are going wrong Dissident...now masturbation is all I really have as a sexual outlet, a bit sad but just the way life is. You can make it whatever you want it to be

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I had one very intense wet dream once. I canīt remember what it was about but I woke up with pounding heart, not knowing where I was and with very sticky boxers...

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masterbation is better than sex.

Sex is multiplayer. Always beat the AI

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masterbation is better than sex.


I have to disagree with you on this one, Diss.

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Kamrat X, nah this is just experiment.. in the army, I used to be like 2 or 3 weeks without relieving myself and in fact it didn't come to my mind that often, but when I got home... BRING THE CHAMPAGNE IT'S TIME TO PARTY! Sensitivity was absolutely something never experienced before. You could literally knock yourself out. SO, it was a good thing. As for discipline, I'm extremely disciplined nature. What I set to do, I do. No matter if snake offers me a bite to eat, an apple, I say go away I don't need your stinking apples I'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome.

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I had one very intense wet dream once. I canīt remember what it was about but I woke up with pounding heart, not knowing where I was and with very sticky boxers...

On my latest wet dream (not that I had many in my life), I managed not to make one single thing dirty. I didn't know that fluid could be retained.

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On my latest wet dream (not that I had many in my life), I managed not to make one single thing dirty. I didn't know that fluid could be retained.


well then it wasn't a wet dream then.

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I'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome.




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Join the navy Pekka, never again will you have to 'restrain yourself'

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that is scary. I was a little arouse at seeing the girls in the Scooby Doo movie (the alien invasion), not the one with glasses, but the other one. They drew her kind of hot. She was in a tank top in one scene.

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And nothing else?

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PH, eh, this is a choice of mine, not enforced situation.

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Well let's see how long you can endure it without cracking one off...

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exactly.. myself or via device carrier.

This would be now close to two weeks already. I have no difficulties at all. Because I knwo it gives me greater pleasure not to touch myself, or let someone touch myself. Easy. I'll go for another two months and more.

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Two weeks?! Two days is quite long enough for me

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in boot camp I went many weeks. In fact, I don't think I did it the entire time. There is just NO privacy in boot camp. Even the toilet stalls had no doors on them.

now days when I get really depressed (like recently), I can go a long time. Because I'm not in the mood. It's been over a week.

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Kamrat X, nah this is just experiment.. in the army, I used to be like 2 or 3 weeks without relieving myself and in fact it didn't come to my mind that often, but when I got home... BRING THE CHAMPAGNE IT'S TIME TO PARTY! Sensitivity was absolutely something never experienced before. You could literally knock yourself out. SO, it was a good thing. As for discipline, I'm extremely disciplined nature. What I set to do, I do. No matter if snake offers me a bite to eat, an apple, I say go away I don't need your stinking apples I'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome.


I know the feeling. When I made my military service we often spent 2-3 weeks out in the woods. Man, there was some pretty hot squirrels running around there after a while

And as for getting aroused by cartoons, I once got a boner watching Futurama. Amy and Leela are hot!

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well then it wasn't a wet dream then.

Yes it was Somehow, all the "wet" arrived to the tip of the launching point, but didn't depart from there.

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