22-02-2005 04:54									#1
	Koko the sign language gorilla sued for sexual harrassment!! Got spare money?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1346540/posts

okay I took a certain liberty with the title to attract attention.

It seems this gorilla likes to see titties. 2 women are sueing the owners of the foundation because they encouraged the women to take off their tops for the gorilla.

This has to be the weirdest thing I've heard in a long time.

but can you blame Koko? He knows what he likes. breasts.

hmm, after re-reading the story, it seems Koko is a female. A lesbian gorilla. Now that's even more strange.

quote: Two fired caretakers for Koko, the world-famous sign-language-speaking gorilla, have sued their former bosses, claiming they were pressured to expose their breasts as a way of bonding with the 300-pound simian.

	22-02-2005 05:04									#2
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Just read it and thought about posting it..

	22-02-2005 05:05									#3
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quote: They were threatened that if they "did not indulge Koko's nipple fetish, their employment with the Gorilla Foundation would suffer," the lawsuit alleged.

	22-02-2005 05:13									#4
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How the hell would the Gorilla knew it liked human nipples?

	22-02-2005 05:23									#5
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Maybe there´s a Hooters bar at the zoo?

	22-02-2005 05:58									#6
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quote: It seeks damages totalling more than $1 million.

It's true, Koko wanted to see my breasts too. I now feel brave enough to come forward and join the lawsuit.

quote: Originally posted by Asher How the hell would the Gorilla knew it liked human nipples?

quote: The lawsuit claims on one occasion Patterson said: "'Koko, you see my nipples all the time. You are probably bored with my nipples." "You need to see new nipples."'

http://www.canada.com/news/story.ht...d9-151985d90758

	22-02-2005 07:44									#7
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That just raises the still more disturbing question of what inspired Patterson to show her breasts to a gorilla in the first place. Maybe alcohol was involved, maybe not. Either way, they need to scan the building inch by inch to make sure there are no banana peels that smell like tuna fish...

	22-02-2005 07:45									#8
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I would expose msy breast to coco... where do I sign up?

she's hot

for a

Monkey!!!

	22-02-2005 07:52									#9
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Of course! I just realized the obvious solution that will satisfy all parties here, why didn't they think of it?

www.hotornot.com/IwannabeKokosho/

	22-02-2005 07:53									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Elok That just raises the still more disturbing question of what inspired Patterson to show her breasts to a gorilla in the first place. Maybe alcohol was involved, maybe not. Either way, they need to scan the building inch by inch to make sure there are no banana peels that smell like tuna fish...

you're the one who thought of it. So who is disturbing here?

	22-02-2005 08:47									#11
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Yes, I was the one who thought of it, but you'll notice that the powers that be have wisely not given me temptation in the form of an innocent ape to traumatize with my unholy ebola-yearnings. It's all fun and games till the gorilla gets the clap. I bet they get real mean if it hurts to pee.

	22-02-2005 12:23									#12
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Robin Williams says that when he got to meet Koko she grabbed his nipples. "When a 300 pound gorilla grabs your nipples you just go wherever she leads you..."

	23-02-2005 10:46									#13
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I'm fluent in sign language - bring on nipples!

	23-02-2005 10:50									#14
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I was going to bump this thread. Come on! It's a gorilla who likes titties. What's funnier than that?

And how do you say bring on the nipples in sign language? I would like to learn new ways to sexually harrass deaf women.

	23-02-2005 11:10									#15
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Point to yourself.

With the same hand, make a fist and "knock" on your forehead only once.

Here you go

	23-02-2005 11:11									#16
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why do I get the feeling that message is actually something humiliating.

	23-02-2005 11:12									#17
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Dang! I knew it, the smilie gave it away