23-02-2005 03:36									#31
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I hate to say this, but....

...why don't you try repeating your old girlfriend's name to yourself?

	23-02-2005 04:08									#32
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 so it was last night and lets just say it was hard as hell to get it up and i wasnt able to. If youve never had sex in front of people, its something that i experienced as very hard to do. Its not so much the heart racing nervousness, rather the, im out of my element doing this nervousness we both got paid $150 for our time. We are going to be doing this again friday, so i just need to stop romancing myself, and get some viagra...

Hmm, that's a very strange way to start a sentense with what you were trying to convey and all.

	23-02-2005 14:38									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident don't people normally masturbate in front of 10 of their friends? Or is that just me?

I donīt think I can gather 10 friends, maybe 5... But a few of my classmates back in junior high used to do this in the locker room after hockey or soccer practice

And is it just me or are these two smilies eeringly appropriate to the subject?

	23-02-2005 14:56									#34
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Ummm....Europeans are dirty OK....I'm sure Brits at least never get up to this sort of shenanigans.

It must have something to do with not speaking English...deteriorates the moral fibres or something.

	23-02-2005 15:20									#35
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 so it was last night and lets just say it was hard as hell to get it up and i wasnt able to. If youve never had sex in front of people, its something that i experienced as very hard to do.

Might I recommend applying slightly diluted toothpaste to the penile shaft ?


It's a trick a friend of mine used for engorging his member when performing at hen parties. The viagra wouldn't go amiss either of course.

	23-02-2005 15:35									#36
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Hen parties?

	23-02-2005 15:40									#37
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quote: Originally posted by Kamrat X Hen parties?

I'm not sure what the Scandinavian equivalent is- think Valkyries collecting the fallen heroic dead from battlefields, or slightly more frightening Midgard serpents wearing party dresses and downing pints of Bacardi breezers.


A group of women (friends of a bride to be) go out to celebrate her last day/night of unmarried bliss. Involves copious amounts of alcohol, possibly food, male strippers, dancing around handbags, tears before bedtime, that kind of thing.


My friend was gay, so getting excited over drunken rowdy women was going to prove difficult, hence the engorgement of his virile member with diluted toothpaste. Peppermint foot balm works too.

	23-02-2005 15:44									#38
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Aha, we have those as well

	23-02-2005 15:50									#39
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Dity Dirty Dirty euros....

	23-02-2005 15:54									#40
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Itīs our viking heritage

	23-02-2005 16:00									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Seeker Dity Dirty Dirty euros....

I've met some rude Canadians.


Verrry ruude Canadians.


Mmmm, those French Canadian accents.....

	23-02-2005 22:46									#42
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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom Might I recommend applying slightly diluted toothpaste to the penile shaft ? It's a trick a friend of mine used for engorging his member when performing at hen parties. The viagra wouldn't go amiss either of course.

Mmmmm....would this not prove somewhat irritating to m'lady's intimate mucous membranes?

	23-02-2005 22:58									#43
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Just don't use (pepper)mint.

	24-02-2005 18:49									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp Mmmmm....would this not prove somewhat irritating to m'lady's intimate mucous membranes?

Only if it's Maclean's extra minty I would imagine. I thought condoms were being used anyway. Or am I mistaken ?


Anyway Laz, there's a toothpaste consumer trial for you.

Should give a whole new meaning to toothpaste kisses.