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so it was last night and lets just say

it was hard as hell to get it up and i wasnt able to. If youve never had sex in front of people, its something that i experienced as very hard to do. Its not so much the heart racing nervousness, rather the, im out of my element doing this nervousness

we both got paid $150 for our time. We are going to be doing this again friday, so i just need to stop romancing myself, and get some viagra...

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so, hows the plot?

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He's a warrior not so eager to sheathe his sword in the virgin blood of his enemies?

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Gives new meaning to the word softcore.

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not when im the only one fighting Q

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not when im the only one fighting Q

Yeah, it's kinda hard to fight against someone who's more powerful than the Picard, and has lots of gadgets for Bond, to boot.

You'd have to gang up...

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Gang up? I wonder if that would help?
I mean, it's like more people... How many blokes make up a gang?

And whether the girlfriend would like it...


Too early in the career, in my opinion.

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Ohh the visit from the melty man! Oh man that's a bad one. I read and article in a paper that had a ten point plan or something if you want to become a pornstar. The very first thing was to invite 10 of your best friends and masturbate in front of them. This would be a test if you're cut out to do it. And then there were more tests too. But sure it must be difficult to get hard when there are bunch of people around staring at you with camera as an added bonus and a stressful thing as 'must get up' thing in the back of your head.

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Was there no fluffer at the set?

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Ohh the visit from the melty man!

Good episode.

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Let's not tell what it really is to MRT144... He doesn't want to know who the melty man is..

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If this continues they can name it "The meltyman cometh"

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MRT you have the biggest balls of steel of any man I know.

Not only do you freely confess that you are doing porn (which takes some nads), but you freely admit your on-set impotence.

Remind me never to doubt your confidence.

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Ohh the visit from the melty man! Oh man that's a bad one. I read and article in a paper that had a ten point plan or something if you want to become a pornstar. The very first thing was to invite 10 of your best friends and masturbate in front of them. This would be a test if you're cut out to do it. And then there were more tests too. But sure it must be difficult to get hard when there are bunch of people around staring at you with camera as an added bonus and a stressful thing as 'must get up' thing in the back of your head.


don't people normally masturbate in front of 10 of their friends? Or is that just me?

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MRT you have the biggest balls of steel of any man I know.

Not only do you freely confess that you are doing porn (which takes some nads), but you freely admit your on-set impotence.

Remind me never to doubt your confidence.


I'm a skeptic, I admit.

I'll want proof of this porn.

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MRT you have the biggest balls of steel of any man I know.

Well, that's why he has the impotence, isn't it? Maybe I'm wrong, since I'm no doctor... but steel testicles don't release the necessary hormones to generate a sex drive.

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Well, that's why he has the impotence, isn't it? Maybe I'm wrong, since I'm no doctor... but steel testicles don't release the necessary hormones to generate a sex drive.


It does suggest the possibility of an interesting circus career.

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my life is a circus.

i will be getting more confident as time goes on. I think the viagra will definitely help. I think also abstaining from sex for at least 48 hours might be helpful.

All in all it was a great experience and im looking forward to doing it again.

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don't people normally masturbate in front of 10 of their friends? Or is that just me?

I don't know if it's normal, but it's not infrequent as some may believe.

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I read about a circus guy who could catch balls fired from a cannon.

You could do a good trade as one of those 70s ballbearing table ornaments.

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I don't know if it's normal, but it's not infrequent as some may believe.


in all seriousness, I have never heard of anyone doing circle jerks and such. I heard this is more common among kids now days. Vs. us older gusy when we were teenagers.

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All in all it was a great experience and im looking forward to doing it again.


What? Desperately trying to wring some life into "T144 Jr" while the cameraman and lighting guy look bored and start making pointed comments about deadlines and stunt d1cks?

What was the "great" part?

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Right don't go there with empty magazine man.. Ron Jeremy says he finds it best to be 2 days before the scene is supposed to happen, no sex or stuff like that. Also, not much longer than that because then he tends to get little too excited.

And not getting it up is very common, even amongst porn actors. They say one in ten gets it up, from the ones that are coming in as newbies. That's why there are so few male pornstars that keeps working.

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i found out today a poly member did a circlejerk

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in all seriousness, I have never heard of anyone doing circle jerks and such. I heard this is more common among kids now days. Vs. us older gusy when we were teenagers.


Don't you know anyone that went to boarding school?

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Right don't go there with empty magazine man.. Ron Jeremy says he finds it best to be 2 days before the scene is supposed to happen, no sex or stuff like that. Also, not much longer than that because then he tends to get little too excited.

And not getting it up is very common, even amongst porn actors. They say one in ten gets it up, from the ones that are coming in as newbies. That's why there are so few male pornstars that keeps working.


that's why they have fluffers. how can you go wrong with fluffers?

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What? Desperately trying to wring some life into "T144 Jr" while the cameraman and lighting guy look bored and start making pointed comments about deadlines and stunt d1cks?

What was the "great" part?


i think thats pretty funny in itself

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Don't you know anyone that went to boarding school?


nope. Honestly, I really don't even know what boarding schools are, I don't think we have them where I live.

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in all seriousness, I have never heard of anyone doing circle jerks and such. I heard this is more common among kids now days. Vs. us older gusy when we were teenagers.

It's mostly more common among of my friends from Europe (as in, born there with European values, but totally naturalized).

And yes, most of them are straight.

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The problem is not so much getting it up first, the real problem is maintaining erection the whole time. You know they don't make those high quality porn movies with one shot. No.. they cut all the time, and the woman gets off and what you need to do is keep on being hard all the time, or get soft and then hard again, and that can go on more than 30 minutes in a row, with little sex in between.

It's very non.erotic at that point. And the girl won't be there to keep you warm in the meanwhile. She doesn't want anything to do with you, unless you're like a friend. Her boyfriend is prolly watching your ass and coming to punch your teeth in if you start flirting off-work, while in the set trying to reamin hard. The director says 'come on we don't have the whole day' and everyone is just waiting for you. You think that's easy? It's really not, and only very few are cut to that job.

 
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