26-02-2005 01:48									#1
	I declare it to be Friday night! Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

And may your wretched little deities scramble to save the fragments of your grotty soul should you dissent. Let an evening of drunk posting commence!

	26-02-2005 01:50									#2
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Can anyone supply me with a convincing explanation for why I currently feel compelled to kick a flamingo to death?

	26-02-2005 01:50									#3
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Oooh, Thanks for reminding me!

*goes for wine*

	26-02-2005 01:51									#4
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I've really got to catch that avatar. It's been staring at me for years now, and I'm starting to want to smack it one.

	26-02-2005 01:53									#5
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Incidentally, tonigjht was very nearly "Post like a Libertarian!" night, but I decided I just don't hate myself enough.

	26-02-2005 01:54									#6
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Well hello! Someone's just e-mailed my a link of pictures that look remarkably like Fred Durst knobbing some young lady. He looks a bit retarded and he's hung like a gerbil.

	26-02-2005 01:58									#7
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Sadly, it's only 4:00 here. Be another hour or two before I'm drunk enough to post the masturbating hippy smilie.

	26-02-2005 02:00									#8
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I've been here a while, haven't I? It's a bit strange watching you lot grow up. Or get bigger, anyway. Funny to see how lives have shaped in in various ways....

	26-02-2005 02:00									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp Can anyone supply me with a convincing explanation for why I currently feel compelled to kick a flamingo to death?

It's never occured to me that one might want an explanation for that feeling. You're suggesting it's unusual?

	26-02-2005 02:01									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp I've been here a while, haven't I? It's a bit strange watching you lot grow up. Or get bigger, anyway. Funny to see how lives have shaped in in various ways....

Spammers never grow up. They just expand horizontally.

	26-02-2005 02:02									#11
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Depends on the social setting, really. Among the more flmboyant strains of violenytly deranged sociopaths it's practically de rigeur.

	26-02-2005 02:02									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp I've been here a while, haven't I? It's a bit strange watching you lot grow up. Or get bigger, anyway. Funny to see how lives have shaped in in various ways....

****, imagine how I feel looking at my 1999 posts that have survived the purges. At least you were already an old fart when you started posting here.

	26-02-2005 02:04									#13
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I am the rock upon which the OT is built. Whatever changes may prevail, there will always be a frothing maniac making copious references to genitalia in obscure English slang.

	26-02-2005 02:05									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp Depends on the social setting, really. Among the more flmboyant strains of violenytly deranged sociopaths it's practically de rigeur.

Sociopathy

It's an empiric fact that women like sociopaths.

	26-02-2005 02:05									#15
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There is a strong case yto be made for kicking flamingos. notice the annoying one leg, for example: it's has always been a puzzle for me.... it does look like a single leg, doesn't it ? !

	26-02-2005 02:07									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist Sociopathy It's an empiric fact that women like sociopaths.

It's never the interesting young ladies with piercings in odd places, however. It tends to be slightly twitchy bible-group God-botherers who suddenly come over all funny.

	26-02-2005 02:09									#17
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Good. I hate piercings.

	26-02-2005 02:09									#18
	Re: I declare it to be Friday night! Put an end to popups!

Clearly it's Friday afternoon.

Clearly I got out of school today. w00t!

	26-02-2005 02:09									#19
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Right- I've been blessed with the power of soothsaying for the evening. SOOTH! Anyway. Ask me a question and you will receive the truth. Until I get bored or Mrs Gimp starts shouting at me.

	26-02-2005 02:10									#20
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Mmmm, macaroni and cheese!

	26-02-2005 02:10									#21
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Is that a question? Freak.

	26-02-2005 02:11									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp Right- I've been blessed with the power of soothsaying for the evening. SOOTH! Anyway. Ask me a question and you will receive the truth. Until I get bored or Mrs Gimp starts shouting at me.

Why?

	26-02-2005 02:13									#23
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Because I'm getting bored, and although I can be entertaining when flying solo, sometimes you need a straight guy. In the stand-up sense, I add.

	26-02-2005 02:14									#24
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How did you come up with the Evil Finn concept?

	26-02-2005 02:15									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Kuciwalker Clearly it's Friday afternoon. Clearly I got out of school today. w00t!

Clearly, you need to get vomiting drunk to celebrate that fact.

	26-02-2005 02:16									#26
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You'd be amazed at the bizarre concepts I come up with. Usually when I'm supposed to be working.

"I love you (but your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves) was written while I should have ben planning the roll-out of paper-free office technology, fo instance.

	26-02-2005 02:16									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp Is that a question? Freak.

What, you think I read a SPAM thread? Hmmm, Spam, maybe I should go get some to pot in the mac & cheese. Or maybe, Armor Treet, instead.

	26-02-2005 02:18									#28
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"Evil, evil Finland" was written while I'd ben displaced out of a management position in a corporate restructure. I suddenly had undemanding work and loads of free time on my hands. The rest is history.

	26-02-2005 02:19									#29
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara What, you think I read a SPAM thread? Hmmm, Spam, maybe I should go get some to pot in the mac & cheese. Or maybe, Armor Treet, instead. :naught:

Spam is pointlessness rendered in words. This is art.

	26-02-2005 02:23									#30
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Bizarrerie