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MRT144
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Seattle Washington
Oct 2002 time: 21:17
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all i know is, welfare doesnt help cows get out of the ghetto
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shawnmmcc
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Vegetarian, not vegan. Vegatarians can eat some things of animal origin. She just can't swallow....
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MRT144
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Seattle Washington
Oct 2002 time: 21:17
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quote: Originally posted by shawnmmcc
Vegetarian, not vegan. Vegatarians can eat some things of animal origin. She just can't swallow.... |
that is the stupidest interpertation of what it means to be a vegetarian ever.
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shawnmmcc
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It depends on what she does with the byproducts.
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Flubber
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With a view of the Rockies
Aug 2000 time: 22:17
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quote: Originally posted by shawnmmcc
Vegetarian, not vegan. Vegatarians can eat some things of animal origin. She just can't swallow.... |
TMI
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Dr Strangelove
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The problem is that the cows are often sacrificed in an assembly line manner. The cow behind the one getting slugged in the head by the pneumatic hammer can probably see what's happening. The poor thing probably nearly has a heart attack, yet is too overcome by grief over the passing of her dear friend to run for life. Clearly a more humane process is required. Each cow should be taken aside seperately. The farmer should give her her favorite hay, gently stroke her head, whisper soothing words into her ear, then pull out a silenced revolver behid her back a deliver a single coup de grace at point blank range.
OTOH, maybe gay cows should be allowed one last "roll in the hay". During the tryst the farmer bursts in, screams in morale outrage, then executes both of them right there while in flagrante delicato . They get one last moment of happiness, and he gets steak. What could be more fair?
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