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Theben is offline Theben
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Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! Tired of ads?

The monkey is Brian Spears, to be forcibly brought into this world later today.

Che, bunnygrrl, and I have more kin.

Shi Huangdi is offline Shi Huangdi
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Congradulations.

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w00t!

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Bunnygrrl and my nephew share the same birthday.

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You have more siblings then just Che?
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monkey!!!
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We have two stepsisters and a stepbrother.
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quote:
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monkey!!!


Just saying that to Bunnygrrl will set off a wave of laughter.
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It makes me laugh.

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead."

That's not the end of the joke, but I would never know. I'm a recent new uncle. Lil' sis had a kid (girl) a couple of weeks ago. It would be more exciting if I didn't already have 4 nephews and 1 neice. Now I got another lil' snot to buy very loud toys for

Seriously, I think all kids should be drummers... except mine.
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Finally! A sane member of the family.

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Congrats Heck I didnt even know any of you guys were related.
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I'm all for buying candy and loud toys for kids which aren't mine. I just fear the retribution which will come when I have kids.

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I'm all for buying candy and loud toys for kids which aren't mine. I just fear the retribution which will come when I have kids.

Oh yes sir coming from experience I had my kids before my sister did and her and my mom bout loud toys and toys with a million pieces like little legos and believe me when her kids were born and since she lives with my mom I repaid that favor

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Congrats Heck I didnt even know any of you guys were related.


Theben and Che are commrades, yes... And Rah, MIng, SOlver, and MtG are triplets... or something like that.
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I take that back I did know about Rah and ming, but you have four people listed there wouldnt that make them quads?

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something... I don't know, I just post here. sheeesh!
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golly gee whiz particulars. Nice that most here have a sense of humor.
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Congrats

And Thuthum is back

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Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!


Well, that's how they say HIV started

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Orang whores are apparently a traditional passtime on Borneo.
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Somehow I doubt humans would try to rape an animal that could tear their limbs off with one arm.
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Congrats - though I cannot tell who is related in spirit, blood, or marital ties from these posts.

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Theben is my brother, Bunnygrl is my wife, the monkey is our step-nephew.
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And I'm only a twin (with ming), but I've hoisted a few drinks with Thebin, Che and Bunnygirl on multiple occasions. Enough to know who the class in that group is.

Congrats guys.
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Bah! She just fakes it well.
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HA, you assumed I was going to say Bunnygirl.








You're right

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quote:
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Somehow I doubt humans would try to rape an animal that could tear their limbs off with one arm.

That's why they invented bondage.
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[QUOTE] Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Somehow I doubt humans would try to rape an animal that could tear their limbs off with one arm. [/QUOTE
Least we forget the testicles to as listed on a thread here. And Most know that tuberski and I are married.
Theben is offline Theben
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quote:
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Finally! A sane member of the family.


Not really... the parents are evil repubs.

quote:
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Wow, someone noticed I was gone... now THAT's impressive.

quote:
Orang whores are apparently a traditional passtime on Borneo.


Nah, Ulster.

*runs*
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And for the curious, Brian Patrick Spears was born @ 9:51 CST on March 9th with no complications, and by now momma and baby are resting at home.

Brian apparently has a voracious appetite.

Pictures will be be forthcoming when available & access is re-established, as this netcafe is closing today.
 
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