18-03-2005 09:47									#61
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	18-03-2005 11:24									#62
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I'm exceedingly happy being single. I've never been so utterly, clinically depressed, as when I've been in relationships. No amount of sex can compensate for the abject misery of having no peace of mind, and no space and solitude in which to recharge.

I would have a harem of women if I could, or an android sex slave, but otherwise I am truely content remaining a bachelor.

	18-03-2005 11:29									#63
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Ever see a real doll?

(hint: google it, I cant link to it.) (unless life like naked dolls dont count as porn?)

	18-03-2005 11:30									#64
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Space05us, I've seen those dolls. I'll wait another 20 years until the Seven of Nine model becomes available.

	18-03-2005 11:39									#65
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quote: I'll wait another 20 years until the Seven of Nine model becomes available.

Are you saying you want one that looks like 7 of 9, because they make custom dolls. Or are you saying you want something that has sex with you.

	18-03-2005 11:43									#66
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I want something sophisticated enough to be indistinguishable from a human. Either a hologram, or some kind of android. I would want it to look like Jeri Ryan though, but likely I wouldn't be able to afford it anyway. Seven of Nine is simply my conception of the ideal woman: beautiful, obsessed with efficiency, and unemotional.

	18-03-2005 11:44									#67
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quote: And yes, clearly, I have yet to work out a way to reconcile #1 and #2.

The solution is quite easy, it seems: become completely insane.

	18-03-2005 13:00									#68
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I say just do your own thing. Focus on work or whatever and don't really pay them any attention. You'll come off as confident and nonchalant.

Shoot, I was trying really hard and found out that I looked desperate (something that girls don't really like). So I'm just doing my own thing...focusing on work, and I'm really finding out that girls are approaching ME now.

As for the "not getting any" thing....I can't really say, my love life is sporadic but so is my sex drive so it works out really well. Usually they synch up right.

I say just focus on doing your own thing and chicks will be curious about you.

Sh**, it's working for me.

(Too bad I haven't found the right one yet, but I'm still young)

	18-03-2005 13:29									#69
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Yup, you have to like yourself enough first. Otherwise it's just completely futile.

	18-03-2005 14:54									#70
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After about 12 years of single life following a broken marriage, I find loneliness does not diminsh with time and the single life becomes more painful with time, not less. But I think the best way to go forward is to be a friend to others, helpful to people in need, not seeking temporary comfort in sex, because that does not help in overcoming the depression of single living.

	18-03-2005 15:12									#71
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If girls don't work out for you, just go with guys. When I was 15 I did try to date girls and no it didn't work out cause I didn't have any interest in them... and then I ended up with a guy sometime later.. for me guys just understand me better... Girls... far too complicated. So go gay.

I'm currently in a relationship... dating this nice boy (you probably seen his pictures in the community forum).

	18-03-2005 15:21									#72
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I've been with the same man for 20 years.


I can hardly recall what it's like to be single, to not think about someone else all the time, and share obscure in-jokes and phrases and have someone else know what you're thinking.

	18-03-2005 16:26									#73
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If one is going to be flexible about sexuality, why not just develop a relationship with a gerbil? Maybe buy a goat? Heck, maybe a goldfish might do it for you?

	18-03-2005 16:42									#74
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quote: Originally posted by Bkeela If one is going to be flexible about sexuality, why not just develop a relationship with a gerbil? Maybe buy a goat? Heck, maybe a goldfish might do it for you?

I'm thinking the phrase 'one size fits all' might be inappropriate with respect to the gerbil and goldfish.


Haven't heard that many goat or gerbil raconteurs or comedians, either, and goldfish conversation is pretty limited too, from memory.

	18-03-2005 18:35									#75
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Yea, fish just swim back and forth saying, "morning!" to one another.

	18-03-2005 19:27									#76
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All I need is that cardboard tube that's left over when you use up all toilet paper. And some lube.

	18-03-2005 21:55									#77
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi Funny, ask me a month ago, and I would have said, yes, I hate being on my own. But then I turned down a friend who asked me out, (a wise decision), and who kept after me even after I refused. So maybe I've gotten used to this over the last while.

I've just realized that you're gay.

	18-03-2005 22:00									#78
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor *checks watch Results!

Besides a "yes", there's nothing I can say about it. Not a single word would get through the poly censor.

	18-03-2005 23:33									#79
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quote: Originally posted by Bkeela If one is going to be flexible about sexuality, why not just develop a relationship with a gerbil? Maybe buy a goat? Heck, maybe a goldfish might do it for you?

That's a nice logical fallacy you just posted. Let me guess.. you are a fundie christian?

	19-03-2005 04:44									#80
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quote: Originally posted by Frankychan I say just do your own thing. Focus on work or whatever and don't really pay them any attention. You'll come off as confident and nonchalant.

Unless doing your own thing leaves you broke. Then you come off as a slacker, no matter what it is you're doing.

	19-03-2005 05:00									#81
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quote: Originally posted by Bkeela I want something sophisticated enough to be indistinguishable from a human. Either a hologram, or some kind of android. I would want it to look like Jeri Ryan though, but likely I wouldn't be able to afford it anyway. Seven of Nine is simply my conception of the ideal woman: beautiful, obsessed with efficiency, and unemotional.

Sounds to me like you have sex with that one already at least once a day.

	19-03-2005 05:01									#82
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I doubt Rosie Palm and her 5 brothers look like Jeri Ryan.

	19-03-2005 05:05									#83
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I'm alone, always been.

	19-03-2005 05:09									#84
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quote: Originally posted by pchang I doubt Rosie Palm and her 5 brothers look like Jeri Ryan.

Then call it miss Hand and her five lovely daughters.

	19-03-2005 07:07									#85
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I've not had a gf before in my life and I can't say I'm too unhappy about that. Because I'm not actively seeking a girl I don't really pay attention to them; I'm at university right now so I have other things that I can do.. Like drinking heavily, gaming, sleeping, ganja, my studies and reading about various topics concerning those studies.. Besides all sorts of fun things are organized all the time around here so there's not much time for women. A quick **** will calm down hormone surges just as well anyways.
Then again, even though there's a whole bunch of girls I like, there's actually nobody I love.
Basically I'm in a good situation here then

	19-03-2005 07:26									#86
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quote: ganja

	19-03-2005 07:38									#87
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quote: Originally posted by Giancarlo That's a nice logical fallacy you just posted. Let me guess.. you are a fundie christian?

No. I used to be one, so maybe some remanent debris still exists in my thinking somewhere. I just don't think most people can switch their sexuality on a whim. Switching to men because women can be difficult is not an option for most. My logic suggests that if sexual desire was so flexible, then why even bother with difficult humans?

	19-03-2005 08:37									#88
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quote: Originally posted by Bkeela No. I used to be one, so maybe some remanent debris still exists in my thinking somewhere. I just don't think most people can switch their sexuality on a whim. Switching to men because women can be difficult is not an option for most. My logic suggests that if sexual desire was so flexible, then why even bother with difficult humans?

Jeez, my posts are intended to be more light-hearted. Not intended as something serious. You're pathetic.

	19-03-2005 09:27									#89
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That's funny, I assumed my post was light-hearted also.