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No; if it takes two to train, it occupies one and trains one.
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appleciders
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I assume those are your orders from last turn, posted for the reference of others.
Glad to know that the military unit system makes sense; it had been bothering me that elite type gnomes cost just the same as the cannon fodder.
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appleciders
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It's fine. Well, any orders, diplomacy, anything? From anyone?
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of Persia and the Communist Party of Apolyton
Feb 2004
time: 22:36
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GORK All Gnome Gnews All the Arboreal Time!
Attention all P.O.W.A.R.S. citizens!
After the very recent (as in my orders for this turn ooc) relocation of 200 gnomes to Hip-Hop-and-ya-don't-stoppelopolis they have finally elected a leader and decided on a name for their growing John-Kerry's-a-Flip-Floppelopolis.
Their newly elected leader is the hard working, one time blue collar, "son of a guy who made coats from gnome goat nipples", Ted Koppel.
In his honor the gnome-opolis populous named the city after him. Today the giant grass blade was cut and the people of Ted Koppelopolis (Koppelopolis for short [no pun intended there]) were finally allowed back into their city after the giant banners with his face were done being placed just so that they would block the sun when it is setting and gets in your eyes when you're trying to drive and even though its totally not your fault you still got a ticket for hitting that guy anyway.
Special mods have been given to the sappers boiling honey supplies. In order to keep energy costs low, a few of the sappers vats have been replaced with newly speacially sealed vats that keep out disease and when needed the enemy. These new vats store excess waste, and mulch. These new additions to the P.O.W.A.R.S. military will be called Crappers, after what they dump(he he DUMP!).
Tactical Strategy Genius Ted Koppel was quoted as saying, "I want our military to hit the enemy like hell. And ta do so any good military needs to smell so. I don't want invading forces ta think that we 'er gonna be going easy and giving something warm and sweet as instead of pain and suffering.".
Most citizens see this as idiocy but regardless of his intent Democratically Elected Leader (representative really) of Koppelopolis has found a superior method to dealing with the "poo poo problem". Many citizens may remember in the days of old when the at that time leader, Claude Upson, thought that he could solve the problem by secretly slipping the "ingredient" into his "world famous" daiquiris.
But that, like this reporter's relationship with her new EX-boyfriend (bob) is history!
On to happier things.
Many gnomes (50) have been drafted into the military (hopefully that @$$hol3 bob!). And are 20 more are fortifying the new city and solidifying transportation in between the two, so that commerce, stuff, crap and other such vital necessities may be moved with ease.
100 have been deployed.???? In what????
Yes that's all you get to find out, which is just about as much as bob would say about the lipstick I found on his damn shirt collar! I apologize, its just that this reporter is going through a lot of personal trauma right now, and has been spending that past few days in bed watching Lifetime, and eating Fig Gnewtons. But I'm back on my feet. So forgive me if I have a few slips.
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appleciders
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The moderator would like to commend Bipolarbear on getting his orders in first, and also recommend a short anger-management course for this gnome reporter.
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appleciders
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151 gnomes in the BBQ capital, and 61 (I think) in New BBQ, the one between the Wall Gnomes and POWARS.
The Gnomlympics will be held update after next.
Last edited by appleciders on 01-07-2005 at 11:56
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appleciders
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Four out of six orders in. Excellent!
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appleciders
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Bipolarbear, I don't know if you checked the first couple posts of the thread, but the system for recruiting military units has changed. Those 50 gnomes that were sent into the military can either all become twig gnomes, or half can become spear gnomes and half will assist in the training of spear gnomes.
Micha, you said "Twenty-four gnomes train twelve Special Police Forces, called "Walluminati". Three go to each city and start working on public opinion towards the king ." Did you mean four?
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appleciders
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Sorry, Foolish, but some parts of your orders do need to be declassified. Most of it does rate as secret, though, so I'll post the bits of it that have to be posted for you.
57 gnomes to train 19 advanced axe gnomes
28 gnomes to train 14 sling gnomes
OK, just waiting on Lord Nuclear's orders now.
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21-06-2005 09:28
) so it becomes less dangerous and new skaters can later rely on experienced trainers... Another 12 gnomes will research applications of ropes to pondskaters for steering and security.
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