19-03-2005 11:28									#1
	if you could have just one superpower/mutation what would it be? Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

I would choose to be able to turn people in fear at will.

How about you?

	19-03-2005 11:29									#2
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the ability to stop or slow down, speed up, or reverse time at will

	19-03-2005 12:10									#3
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Jedi powers

	19-03-2005 12:11									#4
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Ability to control all energy....

	19-03-2005 12:13									#5
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regeneration (think Wolverine). that's be enough, I'd have plenty of time to accomplish all I needed and I could kill myself if I got really really bored.

	19-03-2005 12:19									#6
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My second toe longer than my big toe.

	19-03-2005 12:25									#7
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That doesn't require superpowers- a 10-gauge will do the same thing.

	19-03-2005 12:28									#8
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The power to make people crap their pants.

	19-03-2005 12:29									#9
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The power to instantly master any language. Including programming languages.

	19-03-2005 12:30									#10
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Invisibility for certain.

	19-03-2005 12:31									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Smiley That doesn't require superpowers- a 10-gauge will do the same thing.

It's a mutation. And now that I think more about it, it's too creepy. I don't want it anymore.

	19-03-2005 12:38									#12
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Telekinesis, possibly. But I think if you had TK you'd have a whole bunch of scientists showing up to experiment. Throwing them out of the door with your mind would just make them mad. Better to have a subtle one like regeneration or the languages thing.

I think invisibility would be great for about a year maybe. Then I'd end up spending all my time invisible, and eventually lose all connection to reality - just wandering around like a wraith, only decloaking to buy food. It wouldn't be healthy for a reclusive nerd.

	19-03-2005 13:04									#13
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The ability to heal any illness of any sort would be quite cool. Just turn up at a hospital and go from bed to bed.

	19-03-2005 13:07									#14
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quote: Originally posted by DaShi My second toe longer than my big toe.

meet my girlfriend, she can tell you about the fun that is.

	19-03-2005 13:09									#15
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two cocks, so i can DP my GF

	19-03-2005 13:41									#16
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quote: Originally posted by DaShi My second toe longer than my big toe.

I've got that. As a superpower, it's a bit overrated.

	19-03-2005 13:43									#17
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quote: Originally posted by nostromo The power to make people crap their pants.

Congratulations. You've just won 5 tonnes of olestra.

	19-03-2005 14:05									#18
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 two cocks, so i can DP my GF

I'm sure she'd love that.

	19-03-2005 14:06									#19
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The ability to fly like superman.

I figure this ability alone will get me chicks like Lois Lane into bed.

	19-03-2005 14:09									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Sandman The ability to heal any illness of any sort would be quite cool. Just turn up at a hospital and go from bed to bed.

that's the kind of ability that will get you crucified

	19-03-2005 14:26									#21
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 two cocks, so i can DP my GF

Have you not seen the video(s?) where the guy uses his nutsack as a stand-in penetrative member in order to DP the girl by himself?

	19-03-2005 14:44									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I'm sure she'd love that.

dude, last night she did. although it was with a vibrator and me

	19-03-2005 14:45									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat Have you not seen the video(s?) where the guy uses his nutsack as a stand-in penetrative member in order to DP the girl by himself?

impressive

	19-03-2005 14:45									#24
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It made a fantastic popping sound when he withdrew as well.

	19-03-2005 14:47									#25
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That was because he'd left one of his nuts behind.

	19-03-2005 14:48									#26
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this thread is disgusting

	19-03-2005 14:48									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat It made a fantastic popping sound when he withdrew as well.

the dignity and pomp with which you discuss such things is hilarious.

	19-03-2005 14:51									#28
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Call me an old-fashioned romantic. Call me repressed, if you will- but I struggle to picture myself asking Mrs Gimp "Would you like me to stuff my scrotum up your bumhole, dear?"

I struggle even harder to picture her agreeing.

	19-03-2005 14:53									#29
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I think surprise might be a better tactic than permission.

	19-03-2005 15:54									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us I would choose to be able to turn people in fear at will.

I would choose writing English like what it should be written properly.