19-03-2005 20:14									#1
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Want to know why I hate cats? I hate cats because whenever I do pushups they insist on walking under me. They walk under me and I just continue doing pushups, smashing them under my body and instead of moving they just scrunch up in that stupid "oooh Im a skerd kitty!" way. After one or two they make that pissed off muffled "mrrrrr" sound, and I toss them a few feet away. Know what they do? They walk back under me. Know what the dogs do? Whenever they see me start to exercise they stop whatever they're doing and lay on the couch and watch.

Know that the cats do when I do crunches or sit-ups? They lay on me. I then toss them and they lay on me again.

	19-03-2005 20:14									#2
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You suck.

Why not try putting the cat on your back?

	19-03-2005 20:15									#3
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You should be banned

	19-03-2005 20:16									#4
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quote: Why not try putting the cat on your back?

Becuase there's two of them and they hate being held while the holder is moving.

	19-03-2005 20:17									#5
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Ever hear of doors? I find they work wonders at keeping cats out of places they want to be.

	19-03-2005 20:23									#6
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quote: Ever hear of doors? I find they work wonders at keeping cats out of places they want to be.

Yes, we have two. One outside and one to the bathroom. The bathroom door is broken and has to be blocked from the inside to keep it closed. (lame-ass super' hasnt come by to fix it, dont think he ever will) I doubt my sister would appreciate me letting her cats loose.

	19-03-2005 20:25									#7
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Send the land-lord a letter stating that unless he fixes the door by such-and-such date, you will hire someone to do it and deduct the cost from the rent.

You could always do your pushups in the bathroom.

	19-03-2005 20:27									#8
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The cats know how to push your buttons. If you didn't show that it bothered you, they wouldn't do it. They're only interested in getting your attention because they you, silly.

	19-03-2005 20:32									#9
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quote: The cats know how to push your buttons. If you didn't show that it bothered you, they wouldn't do it. They're only interested in getting your attention because they you, silly.

I know, and I secretly love them too. But theres a time and place for being cuddly, the dogs understand that perfectly well why cant the cats?

quote: Send the land-lord a letter stating that unless he fixes the door by such-and-such date, you will hire someone to do it and deduct the cost from the rent.

Goot idea!

quote: You could always do your pushups in the bathroom.

Right next to the cats litter box? No.

	19-03-2005 21:17									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us quote: You could always do your pushups in the bathroom. Right next to the cats litter box? No.

You could face the other direction, you know. I'm beginning to wonder who's smarter, you or the cats?

	19-03-2005 21:20									#11
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Get a cheap little water pistol. The next time the cats try to interfere, give them a squirt. They hate that **** and it will train them to stay away. Some friends of mine used that method to keep their cat from constantly jumping on and off of their bed in the middle of the night.

And when will we see picks of your new, buffed-up manliness thanks to these push ups?

	19-03-2005 21:22									#12
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	19-03-2005 21:24									#13
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quote: You could face the other direction, you know. I'm beginning to wonder who's smarter, you or the cats?

There is no, 'other way' to face. Either way it would be right next to me.

quote: And when will we see picks of your new, buffed-up manliness thanks to these push ups?

Probably never.

	19-03-2005 21:37									#14
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Put'em in a jar

	19-03-2005 21:40									#15
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Sell em to a Chinese resturaunt. And get a dog.

	19-03-2005 21:42									#16
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc Sell em to a Chinese resturaunt. And get a dog.

I thought that was Korean restaraunts... beware the Fez...

"they are monsters!"

	19-03-2005 21:45									#17
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Koreans eat dogs. Chinese eat cats. Unless I have my ethnic stereotypes switched.

	19-03-2005 21:56									#18
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quote: Right next to the cats litter box? No.

Put it under your face, you'll be a real HE-man in no time.


Cats

	19-03-2005 21:57									#19
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quote: Put it under your face, you'll be a real HE-man in no time

If I dont pass out from inhaling all that ammonia.

	19-03-2005 22:06									#20
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..and you'll be able to break the world record "breath holding".

	20-03-2005 00:04									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us I know, and I secretly love them too. But theres a time and place for being cuddly, the dogs understand that perfectly well why cant the cats?

You are the one that doesn't understand. The time for being cuddly is when you do pushups.

More likely it's because you are on the floor. My cats crowd me in when I get on the floor.

ACK!

	20-03-2005 00:07									#22
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Cats are selfish and self centered animals you dont tell them when to cuddle they tell u when its time. They also decide how long they will allow you to cuddle with them. The idea of cuddling is their idea not yours.

	20-03-2005 00:22									#23
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Dont worry Space, your cat is just marking you. If you have more than 1 animal around they are compelled to keep you marked Take a piss out in the yard and every dog within sniffing distance will piss right where you did.

	20-03-2005 00:48									#24
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Well, my cat hates you too

	20-03-2005 01:59									#25
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Cats **** and piss in the house. In the house!

Dogs go outside.

That pretty much sums up my opinion on this debate.

	20-03-2005 02:06									#26
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...my cat always goes outside. By contrast, my aunt can't housetrain her dog for love nor money

And dogs smell.

	20-03-2005 04:21									#27
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Cats **** and piss in the house. In the house!

Um, so do you.

	20-03-2005 04:22									#28
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But not in a box in the kitchen!

	20-03-2005 04:26									#29
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT But not in a box in the kitchen!

Why put in the kitchen? We kept ours in the laundry room. And it was covered, so it didn't smell bad.

So cats go to a little special "room" to do their business, just like people. Dogs piss and **** anywhere outside they can find. Which is more civilized?

	20-03-2005 04:27									#30
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It's the principle of the matter, Boris. We're very tidy people, Laura and I.