23-03-2005 21:41									#1
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Lordy, lordy, lordy. I went through my kitchen cabinets last night looking for things which have been sitting in there for ages with the intentions of using a few of the older things up. What should I find then some old dried pinto and red beans along with a bit of rice so I decide that I'll make some refried beans along with steamed rice and a few spices just to use the stuff up. Hours of boiling beans and steaming rice in a rice cooker is rewarded with some tasty bean and rice goulash type stuff which I've seasoned with a bunc of tabasco, chili powder, minced garlic, and butter. The stuff is great and I had it for both lunch and dinner yesterday but that is when the problems started.

All those beans are making me fart like no tomorrow. It doesn't smell to bad but there is enough gas for me to power a jet engine or at least create enough wind to power a sail boat. Where's the gas mask smilie when you need it?

	23-03-2005 21:42									#2
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	23-03-2005 21:46									#3
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You forgot the lard.

	23-03-2005 21:50									#4
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin All those beans are making me fart like no tomorrow.

Thanks for sharing.

	23-03-2005 21:56									#5
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Beans, beans, good for the heart!
The more you eat, the more you fart!
The more you fart, the better you feel!
So be sure to eat beans at every meal!

	23-03-2005 21:58									#6
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Beans for breakfast
Pointless threads with TMI

	23-03-2005 22:28									#7
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You know you love it.

	23-03-2005 22:31									#8
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Guess its to late for beano.

	23-03-2005 23:54									#9
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quote: the beans, y'know, y'can tell if they're puttin stuff in it.

	24-03-2005 00:32									#10
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After you soak the beans, discard the water. The oligosaccarides - complex sugars you cannot digest - are at least reduced. The bacteria in your gut fermenting those babies is why you get gas. Supposedly, if you eat beans often you get less gas.

	24-03-2005 00:33									#11
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BUT I WANT TO FART...

and my gut tells me everybody else wants to also... but at least I'm honest about it

	24-03-2005 00:35									#12
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quote: Originally posted by shawnmmcc After you soak the beans, discard the water. The oligosaccarides - complex sugars you cannot digest - are at least reduced. The bacteria in your gut fermenting those babies is why you get gas. Supposedly, if you eat beans often you get less gas.

Pfff, what's the point of eating beans if youre not gonna fart like hell?

	24-03-2005 00:36									#13
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The latest surge of threads with descriptions of bowel movements in the OT is very disturbing to say the least.

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quote: Originally posted by Azazel The latest surge of threads with descriptions of bowel movements in the OT is very disturbing to say the least.

well, better to be ABOUT ****, than FULL of ****, as some threads can be.

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While your saying is certainly witty, it's also just as certainly not true.

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quote: Originally posted by Azazel While your saying is certainly witty, it's also just as certainly not true.

well that's a matter of opinion

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quote: Originally posted by Sava well, better to be ABOUT ****, than FULL of ****, as some threads can be.

Baked beans:

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Oerdin / Odin, coincidence? I don't think so.

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quote: Originally posted by jsorense Oerdin / Odin, coincidence? I don't think so.

Are you accusing Oerdin of being my DL?

	24-03-2005 01:39									#20
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No, the other way around, or is that backwards?

	24-03-2005 01:43									#21
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Methane-powered jet engines are the way of the future!

	24-03-2005 06:37									#22
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So they'll give you a discount if you eat beans before boarding the plane and stick a tube up you a**.

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Just one question, if the beans were canned, how were "hours" of cooking involved? Were you using Brown Rice? And why would you put beans in a rice cooker?

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quote: Originally posted by DRoseDARs Methane-powered jet engines are the way of the future!

The inside jokes

	24-03-2005 10:23									#25
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quote: Originally posted by shawnmmcc After you soak the beans, discard the water. The oligosaccarides - complex sugars you cannot digest - are at least reduced. The bacteria in your gut fermenting those babies is why you get gas. Supposedly, if you eat beans often you get less gas.

I never knew that. That is actually a useful thing to know, thanks.

I made the mistake of soaking the beans then cooking the beans in the same water and as it boiled down I just added more water. In the future I will discard the water the beans were soaked in and use fresh water to cook them.

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quote: Originally posted by GePap Just one question, if the beans were canned, how were "hours" of cooking involved? Were you using Brown Rice? And why would you put beans in a rice cooker?

Beans were dried not canned and the rice was white rice (from Thailand I believe). The white rice cooked in about 30 minutes in the rice cooker but I had to first soak the beans over night then boil them for several hours in order to make then tender enough. Once that was done I drained the water, mashed about half of the beans, mixed in the rice, tossed in Tabasco, chicken bullion, chili powder, brown gravy mix (to thicken things), black pepper, butter, minced garlic, and a bit of salt. Mix really well and ready to serve. Really simple to prepare plus its dirt cheap & nutritious