24-03-2005 20:37									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Winston Next time you see her, instead of just walking past you climb over her. When she asks why, you say you don't really need the extra exercise.

	24-03-2005 20:43									#32
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that's a nice one indeed

	24-03-2005 20:47									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel actually, it would be more like 25 gay people ( it's 5% not 10%, IIRC). from them, about a third, IIRC would be lesbians. so that cuts it to around 8. one of them is space's sister....

The most recent US census had it around 2%. I'd say somewhere between 2-5% is correct, but the percentage changes wildly depending on the political leanings of the poll provider. I've seen gay rights lobbyists claim as much as 25%.

	24-03-2005 20:56									#34
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200%%%!!!!!!11

	24-03-2005 21:13									#35
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quote: Originally posted by General Ludd Apparently not, as I did not know that pregnancy had an effect on the woman's height.

It makes them a little bit shorter as they have have to bend slightly backwards to counterbalance their bellies, especially in months 8 and 9.

	24-03-2005 21:19									#36
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT they have have to bend slightly backwards

	24-03-2005 21:21									#37
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quote: The most recent US census had it around 2%. I'd say somewhere between 2-5% is correct, but the percentage changes wildly depending on the political leanings of the poll provider. I've seen gay rights lobbyists claim as much as 25%.

That's nonsense. They probably count everyone who ever had any personal thoughts about homosexuality, not a person who has a steady homosexual lifestyle. That's just fuzzy math.

	24-03-2005 21:41									#38
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What's a polite way to tell space to stop being a whiny ***** and to stfu? OMGZorZ! she drank a soda!

quote: What I really hate most of all though is the fact that my sisters last gf went to the gym religiously and was ****ing HOT. This one is a spoiled tub of ****ing lard.

A great pity, no eye candy for Space

	24-03-2005 22:47									#39
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quote: I must say for your sister that she has quite a broad taste, if her previous gf was hot. What does she see in her new gf??

She didnt used to be a tub of lard. My sister keeps hoping she will turn around and become "cute" again. Imho she was ugly to begin with but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, at least she wasnt obese.

quote: wait... there are >2 lesbians in Barrow? I thought it had a population of something like 500?

There are plenty of lesbians and 1 or 2 gay guys here in Barrow.

quote: i know a gay alaskan, he also happens to be eskimo. hes the only gay eskimo.

funny song.

quote: A great pity, no eye candy for Space/

That is a pity!

Had it ever occured to you that its not just my personal disgust that made me write this thread? As much as I like to say I hate her I dont like watching anyone turn into what she has become, which is why I asked for a nice way to tell her shes fat. I would love to be able to help her become a normal bodyweight again not just for her own health but also for my sister. I cant imagine what its like being close to someone and having them turn into the epitome of sloth and gluttony.

	24-03-2005 23:17									#40
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Find the psychological causes (if any) and help her try to solve them if you're able. Barring that, maybe try to sit down with her (perhaps with your sister too) and have a talk that you're concerned about her and her health and offer to help her with excercise, diet, etc.

	24-03-2005 23:53									#41
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Tell her that's not a pimple on her buttock, it's one of the Aleutians.

	25-03-2005 00:52									#42
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quote: What's Nice Way of Telling Someone They're the Size of a Blue ****ing WHALE?

subconsciously. everytime you talk to her, make unobtrusive whale noises. she'll get it eventually.

	25-03-2005 00:58									#43
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Play whale songs and if she asks what you're playing tell her you doing it to make her feel comfortable?

	25-03-2005 01:14									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us She didnt used to be a tub of lard. My sister keeps hoping she will turn around and become "cute" again. Imho she was ugly to begin with but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, at least she wasnt obese.

Space, I think you need to post some pics. Post the fat girlfriend, then post the hot girlfriend (just for reference). Then post a pic of your sister, so we can decide if she's better suited for the hot girl or the fat girl.
Remember, posting these pics would strictly be in the interest of helping out you and your sister, not because I want to see some hot lesbians...

BTW, why are there so many lesbians in Barrow? Is it Alaska's Provincetown? Did your family move there because of the lesbians?

	25-03-2005 01:29									#45
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Ask her to come to the gym with you. When she refuses just say, look, c'mon, your ass isn't going to shrink itself.

Watch Jerry Springer-eque shows like the 'Maury Povich Show' and loudly make fun of the fat chicks.

	25-03-2005 01:41									#46
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tell her you are concerned about her health

	25-03-2005 01:41									#47
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Why not just tell her you are concerned for her health?

	25-03-2005 02:43									#48
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why dont you just tell her you are concerned for her health??

	25-03-2005 03:01									#49
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Insult her until she becomes anorexic.

	25-03-2005 05:27									#50
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"I was going to tell you what things about you annoy me. But after looking up the life expectancy of obese smoking women on the Internet I reckon I can toughen it out."

Or "accidentally" leave this thread open.

	25-03-2005 06:23									#51
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first one is pretty good.

	25-03-2005 06:38									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia why dont you just tell her you are concerned for her health??

Is there an echo?

	25-03-2005 07:02									#53
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quote: What's Nice Way of Telling Someone They're the Size of a Blue ****ing WHALE?

The correct answer is,

"Excuse me, you are the size of an effing blue whale."

	25-03-2005 07:13									#54
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Is there an echo?

And it's a loud one...