24-03-2005 14:58									#1
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Because my sisters gf is really annoying the piss out of me. When she woke up this morning the first thing she did was drink a soda (after turning the heat up ), now she gets out of bed (3hours after turning in) and eats.

The other day she was *****ing about her clothes mysteriously shrinking. All of our clothes get washed together and niether mine or my sisters clothes are shrinking.

What I really hate most of all though is the fact that my sisters last gf went to the gym religiously and was ****ing HOT. This one is a spoiled tub of ****ing lard.

Yes Ive talked to my sister about it, shes been dropping not-so-subtle hints to her gf, but she such a dumb ****ing chunk of fat that it all gets stuck in the rolls in her inner ear.

	24-03-2005 15:07									#2
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Why not just say it?

I have always felt that wrapping such a message up too nicely either spoils the message, or comes across condescending.

Asmodean

	24-03-2005 15:20									#3
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quote: Why not just say it?

I have to live with her until I leave to New Mexico. I dont know her either, I dont know how she would take it. I could call her a ****ing whale and next thing I know shes beating me with a frying pan.

Part of me feels bad for her because she's a complete dumbass when it comes to nutrition and she doesnt see her death speeding towards her head on like a freight train.

on top of her being obese she smokes as well.

	24-03-2005 15:22									#4
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You could tell her to watch out with swimming near where you live as she might get harpooned?

	24-03-2005 15:30									#5
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Subtle and humorous:

	24-03-2005 15:35									#6
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Roses are red.
Blue whales are blue.
They are also fat tubs of blubber.
And so are you.

	24-03-2005 15:36									#7
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I must say for your sister that she has quite a broad taste, if her previous gf was hot.

What does she see in her new gf??

Asmodean

	24-03-2005 15:36									#8
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There's also the "This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs..." approach:

Sis, either you want to look like this by Halloween:


Or you want to look like this by Halloween:


Any questions?

	24-03-2005 15:49									#9
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what good would calling her a fat cow do?

	24-03-2005 15:50									#10
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you could try commenting on how well she is holding her figure, considering she is so along in her 'pregnancy'

When she says she is not pregnant, you can blush and say something like "I thought a woman of your stature would naturally be preganant?"

	24-03-2005 15:55									#11
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Just ignore her

	24-03-2005 15:59									#12
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Print off this image, hold it up to her and say "If you looked like this, we'd all be a lot better off"

	24-03-2005 16:14									#13
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quote: Originally posted by atomant you could try commenting on how well she is holding her figure, considering she is so along in her 'pregnancy' When she says she is not pregnant, you can blush and say something like "I thought a woman of your stature would naturally be preganant?"

Erm, we are talking about lesbians, aren't we?

	24-03-2005 16:15									#14
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quote: Originally posted by C0ckney what good would calling her a fat cow do?

By letting her know she's ballooning at a noticable rate. While extra blubber is good for animals in cold climates, it's not so good for Humans.

	24-03-2005 16:26									#15
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Hehe, ask her "who ate all the pies?"

	24-03-2005 16:37									#16
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Next time you see her, instead of just walking past you climb over her.

When she asks why, you say you don't really need the extra exercise.

	24-03-2005 17:13									#17
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quote: Originally posted by atomant you could try commenting on how well she is holding her figure, considering she is so along in her 'pregnancy' When she says she is not pregnant, you can blush and say something like "I thought a woman of your stature would naturally be preganant?"

What "Stature" implies that a woman should be pregnant?



The only thing I could think of, is perhaps the 'stature' of being a prostitute. That's not a very good recovery.

	24-03-2005 19:04									#18
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quote: What "Stature" implies that a woman should be pregnant?

You don't know what a pregnant woman looks like?!?

	24-03-2005 19:21									#19
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wait... there are >2 lesbians in Barrow? I thought it had a population of something like 500?

	24-03-2005 20:06									#20
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT quote: What "Stature" implies that a woman should be pregnant? You don't know what a pregnant woman looks like?!?

Apparently not, as I did not know that pregnancy had an effect on the woman's height.

	24-03-2005 20:08									#21
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quote: Originally posted by VJ wait... there are >2 lesbians in Barrow? I thought it had a population of something like 500?

if there's a population of 500 there should be atleast 50 gays.

	24-03-2005 20:14									#22
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quote: on top of her being obese she smokes as well.

Highway to hell.

	24-03-2005 20:21									#23
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quote: Originally posted by General Ludd if there's a population of 500 there should be atleast 50 gays.

We're talking about uncloseted gay women in a provincial town here

	24-03-2005 20:24									#24
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actually, it would be more like 25 gay people ( it's 5% not 10%, IIRC). from them, about a third, IIRC would be lesbians. so that cuts it to around 8.

one of them is space's sister....

	24-03-2005 20:26									#25
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another one is hot, the third is a whale.... leaves enough space to speculate...

	24-03-2005 20:32									#26
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the website says it's 4500 inhabitants...

the sign on city entrance probably reads like

population 6,000 4,500 2,997

	24-03-2005 20:32									#27
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dude, tell her shes not fat yet, but if she doesnt change her ways she will be.

	24-03-2005 20:34									#28
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i know a gay alaskan, he also happens to be eskimo. hes the only gay eskimo.

	24-03-2005 20:37									#29
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quote: the website says it's 4500 inhabitants... the sign on city entrance probably reads like population 6,000 4,500 2,997

	24-03-2005 20:37									#30
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quote: Originally posted by VJ wait... there are >2 lesbians in Barrow? I thought it had a population of something like 500?

What?! She's not the only gay in the village???