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Do you have Matt Stairs in your house?
Mar 1999 time: 23:21
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Because I'm bored, and because the season's about to start...
AL East: Boston, NYYankees (2 back), Baltimore (barely over .500), Toronto (barely under .500), Tampa Bay
AL Central: Minnesota, Cleveland (no idea how far back, other than both will be above .500), Detroit (under .500), Kansas City, ChicagoWS (both stinking up the joint)
AL West: Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Oakland (by a one-game playoff), Texas (comfortably over .500), Seattle (barely under .500)
AL WC: Yankees
NL East: Atlanta (I've learned to not bet against Schuerholz and Bobby Cox in favor of Ed Wade), Philadelphia (5-6 back), Florida, NYMets, Washington
NL Central: St. Louis (see above, replace "Schuerholz and Bobby Cox" with "Walt Jocketty and Tony Larussa" and "Ed Wade" with "Dusty Baker and Jim Hendry"), ChiCubs (8 back), Houston (under .500, and clearly below the Cubs but above the rest of the division), Milwaukee, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh
NL West: LA Dodgers, San Diego (by 7-8), San Francisco, Colorado, Arizona
NL WC: Phillies
ALDS: Red Sox over Twins in 4, Angels over Yankees in 5
NLDS: Cardinals over Braves in 3, Dodgers over Phillies in 5
ALCS: Red Sox over Angels in 6
NLCS: Dodgers over Cardinals in 7
WS: Red Sox over Dodgers in 7.
AL MVP top 5: Manny Ramirez, Proven Gold Glover Captain Dreamboat, Vladimir Guerrero, Johan Santana, Eric Chavez.
NL MVP top 5: Albert Pujols, Bobby Abreu, Aramis Ramirez, Jake Peavy, Scott Rolen
AL CYA top 3: Johan Santana, Francisco Rodriguez, Randy Johnson. (with scattered support for Matt Clement, Roy Halladay, and Zack Greinke.)
NL CYA top 3: Jake Peavy, Roy Oswalt, Eric Gagne (with the odd Ben Sheets vote thrown in).
AL ROY: Nick Swisher (edging out Dallas McPherson and Felix Hernandez)
NL ROY: Andy Marte (edging out Chris Burke)
AL MOY: Eric Wedge
NL MOY: Bruce Bochy
AL Gold Gloves
C: Bengie Molina
1B: Darin Erstad
2B: Orlando Hudson
SS: Proven Gold Glover Captain Dreamboat OMG HE JUMPED INTO THE STANDS TO CATCH A BALL LAST YAER LOLZ LETS GIEV HIM ALL TEH GOLD GLOVES LOLZ HES SO DREAMY LOLZ (and the sad thing is, that may be their actual thought process)
3B: Eric Chavez
OF: Ichiro!, Vernon Wells, Torii Hunter
NL Gold Gloves
C: Brad Ausmus. I mean, there has to be some reason the Astros keep him around.
1B: Albert Pujols
2B: Chris Burke
SS: Cesar Izturis
3B: Scott Rolen
OF: Jim Edmonds, Andruw Jones, Carlos Beltran
AL batting title: Manny Ramirez, .362
AL HR title: David Ortiz, 47
AL RBI titlle: David Ortiz, 161
NL batting title: Albert Pujols, .361
NL HR title: Albert Pujols, 48
NL RBI title: Aramis Ramirez, 146
AL wins leader: Johan Santana, 24
AL ERA leader: Johan Santana, 1.85
AL strikeouts leader: Randy Johnson, 283
AL saves leader: Francisco Rodriguez, 54
NL wins leader: Jake Peavy, 20
NL ERA leader: Jake Peavy, 2.50
NL strikeouts leader: Ben Sheets, 290
NL saves leader: Eric Gagne, 46
Number of articles Shaughnessy writes before he breaks down and starts crying in the corner: 5
Number of times Tim McCarver will go out of his way to mention Captain Dreamboat jumping into the stands last year during broadcasts of Yankees/Red Sox games: Every second of every broadcast until Joe Buck goes berserk and throws McCarver out of the booth and onto the field below.
Number of times David Wells will attempt to eat BK Kim: Once, successfully.
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Moral Hazard
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of jack
Jul 1999 time: 01:21
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AL East: NYY(easily), Bos(8+ GB, but a bit ahead of the rest), Tor, Bal(Neck and neck with TOR), TB (Just a few further back)
AL Central: Minnesota(easily with the weak division), CWS, DET, CLE(All of them will be very close together), KC(miles behind)
AL West: ANA(easily), Tex, (slightly above .500), OAK (a little below .500), SEA (a bit below .500)
WC: Bos.
NL East: ATL(until they fail you can't pick against them, FLA , PHI (Bowa was slightly to blame, but not completely), NYM(much better), Wash( City tries to renege on stadium )
NL Cent: Stl(Not as good as last year (Rolens and Edmonds come back to earth), CHC (Slightly better than last year), Cin (Get off to a great start), Hou (It really is time to rebuild guys), Mil (Not competitive yet), PIT (yikes)
NL West: SD, LAD(very tight race), SFG, (Bonds returns in early June - but isn't enough, some of their old veterans begin to tail off), ARI (Congrats your better), COL.
WC: Tight race as always, I want to but can't pick the Cubs, LAD or Fla. Cubs will lead the race going into Sept. For purposes of a pick LAD.
AL: ANA
NL: StL
WS: ANA
AL batting title: Ichiro Suzuki: .374
AL HR title: Adrian Beltre: 48 HR
AL RBI titlle: Vlad Guerrero: 148 RBI
NL batting title: Todd Helton: .352
NL HR title: Adam Dunn: 50 HR
NL RBI title: Albert Pujols: 130 RBI
AL wins leader: Randy Johnson: 23 Wins
AL ERA leader: Johan Santana, 2.52
AL strikeouts leader: Randy Johnson, 281
AL saves leader: Fransisco Cordero 48
NL wins leader: Mark Mulder 19
NL ERA leader: Ben Sheets, 2.54
NL strikeouts leader: Ollie Perez, 278
NL saves leader: Eric Gagne, 45
NL MVP: Albert Pujols
AL MVP: Vlad Guererro
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Imran Siddiqui

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The Potterverse
Jan 1970 time: 00:21
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quote: I didn't think that there were any teams significantly stronger than the Phillies. |
Who is going to be their ace? Randy Wolf? Padilla? Milton? They'll find a way to blow it; they usually do.
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AL East: Boston, NY Yankees, Baltimore, Toronto, Tampa Bay
AL Central: Cleveland, Minnesota, Detroit, Chicago White Sox, Kansas City
AL West: Anaheim (not calling them LAA), Oakland, Texas, Seattle
AL WC: New York
AL MVP: Vlad Guerrero
AL BA: Ichiro Suzuki
AL HR: Mark Teixeira
AL Wins: Randy Johnson
AL ERA: Johan Santana
AL Saves: Mariano Rivera
AL K's: Randy Johnson
AL Manager of the Year: Eric Wedge, CLE
NL East: Atlanta, NY Mets, Philadelphia, Florida, Washington
NL Central: St. Louis, Chicago Cubs, Houston, Milwaukee, Cinncinati, Pittsburgh
NL West: San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Colorado
Wild Card: NY Mets
NL MVP: Scott Rolen
NL BA: Nomar Garciaparra
NL HR: Adam Dunn
NL Wins: Tim Hudson
NL ERA: Pedro Martinez
NL Saves: Billy Wagner
NL K's: Jason Schmidt
NL Manager of the Year: Jim Tracy, LA
AL Champion: Anaheim
NL Champion: Atlanta
World Series Champ: Anaheim
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Guynemer
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My Detroit Tigers will flirt with .500 ball before a September slump leaves them at 78-84.
Beyond that, who cares?
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