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Schrodingers Cat Paradox. A physicist takes the cat, and places it in the box with the atomically just-unstable enough isotope, the detector, and the poison gas. He closes the box. A student of his, who is a member of PETA, reports him to the local animal control officer, who then arrests him and confiscates the experiment, citing his cruelty to the cat. The cat, a large unadoptable male, then goes to the local humane shelter, where it is euthanized. Thus the atom must have decayed, becasue the cat is dead. (The professor gets fired afterwards for this cruelty to animals and not having gotten approval for the experiment from the review board at the univsesity).
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Schrodingers Cat Paradox version III. A physicist decides to repeat Schrodinger's experiment. He brings it to the departmental review board, which being all physicists has no problem. It gets booted up to the experimental review board for the College of Science, and the s**t hits the fan.
Torture of the poor cat. Unnecessary cruelty. He quickly retrenches. Instead of killing the cat, the cat gets fed a treat. The cat is put in the perfect kitty environment, with 100 square feet to roam in. The isotope emitter is heavily shielded behind a special lead divider that guarantees no risk to the poor *****.
A grant application is written. It is rejected by the National Academy of Sciences. The researcher's dad contributed to the local congressman, who happens to be Republican and who has a wife who loves cats (and loves the kitty apartment plans). A grant is inserted into the next appropriations bill, and suddenly the physicist finds himself with one million dollars.
He set up the experiment, and then goes on a drinking binge to celebrate that he has brought so much money into the deparment that his Ph.D. is now guaranteed. Plus he's getting a f**king huge stipend. While drunk, he hangs out the window too far and falls five stories.
The atom did not decay, because the physicist dies.
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May 2001 time: 00:28
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quote: however, a true explanation,l fully describing the phenomenae and results that quantum mechanics predict very well hasn't been established |
yes it has
quote: If we'll look at statistical mechanics as a whole, the statistical predictions are very correct, but go hand in hand with a deterministic model, really |
Quantum mechanics is different from statistical mechanics. Why are you attempting to state without evidence that a deterministic model is necessary?
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