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What is an IR35? (Time out:0 days after 30-03-2005, 23:52)
A what?
Don't know, don't care. I hate accountants.
I nearly forgot to fill that in for my client, thanks for reminding me
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Az is offline Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
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quote:
Take a bath in potassium permanganate


yumm... purpuly.
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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quote:
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You are infested with accountants.

Remedy?

Take a bath in potassium permanganate...


Would you like me to perform an assay on that?

Analytical chemists and accountants...hmmm, well the latter get paid better, although because I am well in at where I work at a top drug company I can give even my accountant friends a good run for their money

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Would you like me to perform an assay on that?




A'says 'Assay yo' ass! ', mofo.
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Is that some sort of Foghorn Leghorn impression?

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quote:
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Is that some sort of Foghorn Leghorn impression?



That would be something like (or 'lahk')

"Ah say-uzz, ' Ahsayuzz yo ahss, mofo! ' ".
Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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Would you like me to perform an assay on that?

Analytical chemists and accountants...hmmm, well the latter get paid better, although because I am well in at where I work at a top drug company I can give even my accountant friends a good run for their money


Are they hiring group accountants?
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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What do you mean?

And remember people, Dauphin is not just a plain accountant. Oh no, he is a forensic accountant. Fighting crime with ledgers!
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Are they hiring group accountants, as in accountants who do group accounts for groups of companies, as in what like big companies are usually actually comprised of.

I don't want to be chartered particularly, I'd rather have an industry/commerce job in the medium-long term.
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God knows...I know nothing about that kind of thing, but I will have a look on the intranet at work.
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

I'm looking 2-3 years down the line, so no rush yeah.
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I thought that seemed a little premature

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I've got one more year to go to get my degree in Accounting.
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I don't like the word Accounting, should just be Ccounting... the A seems contrived or something.

On another note, I don't owe anything for taxes
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You're the only one I know on here.
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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Suffering from ads?

Well the Inland Revenue owes me money back, so

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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They will send you a thank-you letter for your interest-free loan to them.

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I don't know. Let's crunch the numbers, shall we?

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quote:
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I don't like the word Accounting, should just be Ccounting... the A seems contrived or something.


No, it's the O that shouldn't be there!

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quote:
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Accountants: people trained to cook the books...


Either trolling or an idiot...
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I looked for Accounting 151: Cooking the Books in my course list, but I didn't find it.
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They disguise it under Corporate Accounting
 
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