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What is an IR35? (Time out:0 days after 30-03-2005, 23:52)
A what?
Don't know, don't care. I hate accountants.
I nearly forgot to fill that in for my client, thanks for reminding me
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Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Are Bananas deductible?
Sava is offline Sava
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accountant suckas1
alva is offline alva
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Civ...being anal about micro management...geeks...Accountants...

Whaddya think.

Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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Question:
What is 2 + 2?

Wrong answer: 3
Correct answer: 4
Accountant's answer: What would you like it to be?
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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I have lots of accounting friends...it's really quite alarming

Hueij is offline Hueij
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May 1999
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quote:
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Question:
What is 2 + 2?

Wrong answer: 3
Correct answer: 4

That's not true. If you have two very small 2's they might add up to 3...
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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Although the IR35 question isn't particularly fair for non Brits though Or humble scientists

Dis is offline Dis
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Feb 2000
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I thought about being an accountant when I was in high school. does that count?

pretty pathetic huh? I only thought about this when I wasn't thinking about being the lead guitarist for Metallica and scoring with lots of hot chicks.
Az is offline Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
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Accounting is awesome

Accounting is one of the most important jobs in human society.
Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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Yes, and they are all from Reading. The bastards.
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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I have accountants based in many places including Orpington, Ruislip, Beverley and the Isle of Man

el freako is offline el freako
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Oct 1999
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I once had a friend who was an actuary (which is what you become if you aren't enough of a party animal to be an accountant)

He thought it would be fun to encourage me to discuss economics with him.
After a few weeks he came out with the memorable phrase 'Jon, I talk about this because it's part of my job - you do because you think it's fun ????!!!'

alva is offline alva
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Have you ever met Kuci, you two would get along brilliantly..
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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But accounting is fun!
Agathon is offline Agathon
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Monty Python said it best.
Alex is offline Alex
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I hate them accountants.

Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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quote:
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I once had a friend who was an actuary (which is what you become if you aren't enough of a party animal to be an accountant)


My dad was an actuary but now he's a lawyer, though he does basically the same thing.
DAVOUT is offline DAVOUT
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But accounting is fun!


Absolutely true.

Accounting in Enron books was EXTREMELY fun.
Seeker is offline Seeker
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The correct version of that incredibly lame and old joke Hueij, is: "2+2=5, for very large values of two"
Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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quote:
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My dad was an actuary but now he's a lawyer, though he does basically the same thing.


Ah. That explains lots of things

Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
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Jul 2003
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Bananas are accountants.
alva is offline alva
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...Accountants are bananas.

duke o' york is offline duke o' york
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quote:
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Monty Python said it best.


Sono Inglese. Sono chartered accountant.
Odin is offline Odin
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Sep 2000
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Got spare money?

Accountants: people trained to cook the books...
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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It's fun to charter an accountant and sail the wide accountan-sea!
Ari Rahikkala is offline Ari Rahikkala
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All accountants are bananas, but some bananas are not accountants.
Gibsie is offline Gibsie
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quote:
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I have lots of accounting friends...it's really quite alarming


And I have lots of analytical chemist friends (Well, two). Trust me, you guys are much scarier

Az is offline Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
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Yeah, but they are analytical chemists! They're not like organic chemists, for example.
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You are infested with accountants.

Remedy?

Take a bath in potassium permanganate and fast in the desert for two weeks eating only prickly pear fruit.
 
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