02-04-2005 05:43									#1
	Weird Forum characters that people laugh at. Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

You know... the stereotypical ones..

NB: this thread is not to be used to bash Poly members and I hope the mods ban anyone who does.


Anyway, here are two that always make me laugh:

Capsman: You know, the guy who types everything in capitals.

"OMFG! WELL I THINK THAT BUSH IS A REALLY GOOD PRESIDENT AND I'LL WRITE IN CAPS IF I WANT AND I WON'T EVER USE FULL STOPS OR PARAGRAPHS AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ******* AND DID YOU SEE ASHLEE SIMPSON ON TV LAST NIGHT...."



Capsman's cousin is the ee cummings wannabe who never uses capitals.


Or...


Roger Irrelevant: this dude pops up on various forums that have nothing whatsoever to do with his posts.

For example, you are perusing a forum devoted solely to democratic politics and you see a post like this:

Hi! I've just got on to the internet and I was wondering if anyone knows how to fix the differential on a 77 Ford Flatulence?

Do these people ever post more than once on the internet? And do they brag to their friends at work: "Hey I posted on the internet once!"



Anyone else know any amusing net stereotypes for weird behaviour?

I'm only posting this because all the other threads are boring poo.

	02-04-2005 05:53									#2
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How about people who are bored witless by what's posted on their favorite forums, but still can't think of anything better to do than post on those forums?

	02-04-2005 05:55									#3
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I said no mean things about Apolytoners.

But you've just insulted everyone.

BAN HIM!!

	02-04-2005 06:21									#5
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The person who CANNOT open a thread without posting a reply in it.

	02-04-2005 06:58									#6
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Roger Irrelevent is a well known Brit comic "hero". I would put in the slogan but it would just get asterisked out.

	02-04-2005 07:00									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly How about people who are bored witless by what's posted on their favorite forums, but still can't think of anything better to do than post on those forums?

MING! He's picking on me.

	02-04-2005 07:00									#8
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This **** is all covered at the flame warriors site.

	02-04-2005 07:00									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Cruddy Roger Irrelevent is a well known Brit comic "hero". I would put in the slogan but it would just get asterisked out.

I doubt it. The thread would be deleted for being hostile and non-Amero-centric first.

	02-04-2005 07:43									#10
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HI I'M NEW AROUND HERE AND I WANTED TO KNOW IF SOME OF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ON HOW TO CREATE A WORMHOLE SO I CAN GET BACK ON TIME AND FIX SOME ERRORS IN MY PAST????

	02-04-2005 07:45									#11
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You're a big guy.

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	02-04-2005 08:14									#13
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That's a new one. I googled Flame Warriors and they don't have Roger Irrelevant either.

	02-04-2005 08:15									#14
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quote: Capsman: You know, the guy who types everything in capitals.

I call 'em Fontman; includes self biased and Gary

	02-04-2005 12:53									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Alex HI I'M NEW AROUND HERE AND I WANTED TO KNOW IF SOME OF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ON HOW TO CREATE A WORMHOLE SO I CAN GET BACK ON TIME AND FIX SOME ERRORS IN MY PAST????

Sorry, you'll still be born.

	02-04-2005 12:59									#16
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Flame Warriors:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/

	02-04-2005 13:06									#17
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The communist philosopher.........

Is always good for a laugh.



ACK!

	02-04-2005 13:45									#18
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THE ALL CAPS MAKE IT TRUE.

	02-04-2005 13:51									#19
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Ming!

	02-04-2005 15:50									#20
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Of course...

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/

	02-04-2005 17:11									#21
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I don't recall - do they have One Trick Pony, the guy who hijacks any thread to be about his pet subject?

	02-04-2005 17:39									#22
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quote: [pb]Archivist[/b] saves and squirrels away each and every discussion forum message. Do you remember having a bad day back in 1996 when in one of your messages you may have said a few things that were...well, perhaps a little...hasty? Don't worry, Archivist still has it and will post it to the forum if you begin to get the upper hand in battle. Archivist can be a very effective and fearsome Warrior.

sound like anyone?

	02-04-2005 17:52									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Of course... http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/

Some pretty good ones in there.