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Cruddy is offline Cruddy
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Well, now JP2 has been taken off in an ethereal Popemobile, it's time for me to consider a vow of obedience I made to him a long time ago.

Not that I've been a good Catholic, practising magic and other forms banned by the Catholics.

But I feel drawn to Islam somehow. A religion that points 2 fingers to the Evil Empire seems destined to be bleesed by an all powerful being.

Thoughts, folks?
alva is offline alva
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You do get to beat your wife again.

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Let your garden take up your extra time instead. Religion is bunk.
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Didn't someone suggest long ago we mass-convert to Islam to stop terrorism?

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Bebro spreche die Wahrheit.

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Both the "Evil Empire" and Islam claim to follow the same God.

Perhaps you should consider some other alternative? Have you considered paganism?
MORON is offline MORON
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I'd say we should worship sid meier instead.....actually we already do

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Why not just buy a bunch of lube and jerk off all day? It would be more productive, more enjoyable, and just as likely to save your soul assuming such a thing exists.
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Thoughts, folks?
According to Oerdin, you'll become a barbaric terrorist if you convert.

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Not at all my trolling spite filled friend. I simply contended that the teachings in the Koran were the most violent of the three monotheistic religions but that all of them sucked donkey balls. Nice troll as always though.
Az is offline Az
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My thoughts on religion:

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Didn't someone suggest long ago we mass-convert to Islam to stop terrorism?


It wouldn't work. Then they'd terrorize us for being bad Muslims.
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And think of the poor pork farmer who'd lose their livelyhoods.
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And think how much it would suck having four wives to boss us around.
Ramo is offline Ramo
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**** man. why do younkeeed a religion? To heel with it. Dukde. Become an atheist. All your frieignds are doing iot. Not thtat I know you that well. Or at all, really. But probably that's the case. Dude.
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Islam only has one good thing going for it. And you have to kill yourself to get those virgins.

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It's really a question whether you're ready to give up alcohol in order to get four wives.
Master Zen is offline Master Zen
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Not at all my trolling spite filled friend. I simply contended that the teachings in the Koran were the most violent of the three monotheistic religions but that all of them sucked donkey balls. Nice troll as always though.


"Nice troll"? I found it quite sub-standard. He can do better

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Got spare money?

If I had four wives I'd need to drink four times as much.
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Islam only has one good thing going for it. And you have to kill yourself to get those virgins.


You can always convert at the very last minute and pull your own plug...

Ramo is offline Ramo
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Not seeing th edown side.
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