05-04-2005 01:28									#31
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if I become pope, I'll get rid of the priests not having sex with women bit, including popes.

Can you imagine how many hot chicks would be wiling to have sex with the pope?

	05-04-2005 01:52									#32
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi Considering you have to be a priest and celibate, how many of the above are still willing to be pope?

But a good many popes in the past have been neither. I choose to be like Benedict IX.

	05-04-2005 01:53									#33
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Hmm, 3 of the top 4 candidates are homosexual atheists.

	05-04-2005 01:54									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Hmm, 3 of the top 4 candidates are homosexual atheists.

And this surprises you how?

	05-04-2005 01:56									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Hmm, 3 of the top 4 candidates are homosexual atheists.

According to that list Laz posted, that would be consistant with Papal history.

	05-04-2005 02:19									#36
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Actually, looking into it, there aren't any real specific qualifications for the Pope. He doesn't appear to have to be a priest. The only qualifications I've found listed, and they don't have any citation, are that he be at least 14, baptized and not a heretic or apostate.

	05-04-2005 02:21									#37
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Zylka, Pekka, Diss and the gay squad for pope!

	05-04-2005 02:25									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Spec Oh...and maybe Spiffor too.

Nah. 'Poly has already chosen me as President of the US Gotta share power you know

	05-04-2005 02:32									#39
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A religious conservative with little touch on reality? Ben Kenobi

	05-04-2005 04:22									#40
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Hey, why aren't I on the list? At least I'm Christian!

	05-04-2005 04:27									#41
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Anglincanism is too close to the real thing.

	05-04-2005 05:24									#42
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A vote for Mrs. Tuberski.
Puts up with Tubs, so already a saint; but she may take a step back.

	05-04-2005 06:16									#43
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Anglincanism is too close to the real thing.

Think of the chance to make history with the union of a huge church that doesn't know how to wield power with a small one that has clandestinely pulled the world's strings for over a century.

	05-04-2005 06:59									#44
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That's the thing with Poly. You never know. You are about to go to sleep and then you find out, you're bouting it out to be the Pope. I thanks everyone for the confidence, though I'm not sure what confidence it is.. confidence on me doing my thing or confidence that I would actually be succesful as a Pope and the leader of Catholic world, and pretty much the most powerful man of the world after the president of the US.

I have to say, that I would settle being the most powerful European, that the Pope surely is (when he is European).

My vote would go to Ben Kenobi though. Because I'm serious like that and I believe he would be the best candidate hands down. Knows the hoops the best and has attributes to the job that suites it the closest.

However, if I will be elected to Pope job thing (I don't think it's open vote though, I'm not on the ballot), I promise everyone a big party in Vatican. Duration time = my life time. Everyone is invited and can stay as long as they want, or as long as my dictatorian gear kicks in. Thanks. And I let every PUNK know there's a new cherif in town, who fights them 1 on 1. They can also bring staff, if they want to fight with weapons and ****. We call it 'Showdown In Vatican'. Will be huge.

	05-04-2005 07:18									#45
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I voted for you and Dissident

	05-04-2005 07:38									#46
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We should make Verto pope. That would make BK go apoplectic.

	05-04-2005 07:44									#47
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I voted for St Leo because I would like to see the catholic church become more like the Greek Orthodox.

	05-04-2005 07:45									#48
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St. Leo already was pope, he can't have another go.

	05-04-2005 07:52									#49
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Only Ming can be pope, the others can't ban people.

	05-04-2005 07:57									#50
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov St. Leo already was pope, he can't have another go.

There have been 13 Pope Leo. Our St Leo would be Leo XIV of Athens and Apolyton.

	05-04-2005 08:00									#51
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I could be Pope...I was baptized Catholic, and apparently that's all it takes...

Just like any American can become President

	05-04-2005 08:07									#52
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But you're not on the list. DENIED!

	05-04-2005 08:12									#53
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor Zylka, Pekka, Diss and the gay squad for pope!

	05-04-2005 08:38									#54
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I'd have to go with Pekka. He'd bring the Church into the 21st century and excommunicate girls with icy cold hands.

	05-04-2005 08:51									#55
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka And I let every PUNK know there's a new cherif in town, who fights them 1 on 1. They can also bring staff, if they want to fight with weapons and ****. We call it 'Showdown In Vatican'. Will be huge.

OK, now I'm envisioning the "The Bishop" skit from Monty Python's Flying Circus.

	05-04-2005 08:56									#56
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Asher is ruled out because he doesn't hide his homosexuality well enough ..... Shi Huangdi on the other hand.....

	05-04-2005 09:21									#57
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi Great, that means most of us will be qualified. Tho I think yall can take Mrs. Tubes off the list.

ACK!

	05-04-2005 09:25									#58
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand A vote for Mrs. Tuberski. Puts up with Tubs, so already a saint; but she may take a step back.

By the way guys you dont have to be a priest or celibate to be the pope it just so happnes jp2 was a priest

	05-04-2005 09:34									#59
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Asher is ruled out because he doesn't hide his homosexuality well enough ..... Shi Huangdi on the other hand.....

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me, i will restore the pope orgies!