05-04-2005 22:28									#1
	An Apolytoner for Pope 2005 - Second Circuit Increase the size of your Attachments

It has been brought to my attention that many deserving Apolytonistas and Polytubbies were left off the original ballot. This second circuit aims to rectify the situation.

The final round will be held this Thursday. Everyone who gets over ten votes in the circuits of the first round will have a chance.

Edit: My apologies to Az, Alex, and Kontiki. I'll try for a third circuit tomorrow.

Last edited by St Leo on 05-04-2005 at 22:34

	06-04-2005 00:26									#2
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I bore you people, don't I?

	06-04-2005 00:28									#3
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Everyone who votes for me gets a shiny new pair of wings in Heaven! Or a festive new set of horns in Hell! Whichever one suits your lifestyle choice best!

	06-04-2005 04:20									#4
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quote: Originally posted by Starchild Everyone who votes for me gets a shiny new pair of wings in Heaven! Or a festive new set of horns in Hell! Whichever one suits your lifestyle choice best!

lol yikes No st leo didnt know if we could vote in different thread after the first one

	06-04-2005 05:23									#5
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* Kuciwalker wants to be pope!

	06-04-2005 06:08									#6
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The next five people who vote for me will each get to wear the pope hat for a day! And drive around in the popemobile!

	06-04-2005 06:12									#7
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I voted for MRT, because of the porn thing... but now that I see the results Starchild is a much better choice as he is the gay demi-god.

	06-04-2005 06:25									#8
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The Starchild is loving and forgiving. For your mistake, I shall only force you to be MRT's after-life fluffer for a mere century or so.

	06-04-2005 06:57									#9
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Thank you great Starchild, I revile in your greatness

	06-04-2005 11:34									#10
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I thought over it and have a new idea - since Wolfowitz is new the boss of the world bank, why not take Rumsfeld as new pope? Of course he'd have to register at Poly to be included in the next poll.....

	06-04-2005 20:11									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Thank you great Starchild, I revile in your greatness

quote: revile verb To attack with harsh, often insulting language: abuse, assail, rail against (or at), vituperate. See praise/blame.

quote: revel verb To take extravagant pleasure: bask, indulge, luxuriate, roll, rollick, wallow. See like/dislike. To show joyful satisfaction in an event, especially by merrymaking: celebrate, rejoice. Idioms: kill the fatted calf, make merry. See laughter. To behave riotously: carouse, frolic, riot, roister. Informal hell (around). Idioms: blow off steam, cut loose, kick over the traces, kick up one's heels, let go, let loose, make merry, make whoopee, paint the town red, raiseCainthe devilhell, whoop it up. See restraint/unrestraint. noun The act of showing joyful satisfaction in an event. celebration, festivity, merrymaking, rejoicing, revelry. See laughter. Joyful, exuberant activity. conviviality, festival, festiveness, festivity, fun, gaiety, jollity, merriment, merrymaking, revelry. See laughter.

quote: relish noun A liking for something: appetite, fondness, partiality, preference, taste, weakness. See like/dislike. Spirited enjoyment: gusto, zest. See pain/pleasure. A distinctive property of a substance affecting the gustatory sense: flavor, sapor, savor, smack2, tang, taste, zest. See taste/bad taste. verb To receive pleasure from: enjoy, like1, savor. Informal go for. Slang dig. See like/dislike. To be avidly interested in: devour, eat up, feast on. See concern/unconcern.

Kassiopeia, Starchild, and Alexander's Horse appear to be the crowd favourites. Hmm.

	06-04-2005 20:13									#12
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Vote Starchild and we'll see if we can borrow a bit from Islam, specifically the 70 virgins waiting for you in paradise bit. Don't wanna die a matyr? Who Cares? You'll get them anyway when I'm the freekin Pope!

	06-04-2005 20:18									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Starchild The next five people who vote for me will each get to wear the pope hat for a day! And drive around in the popemobile!

Why do I have a sneaky suspicion that the popemobile will resemble the Ace and Gary's (of SNL Ambiguously Gay Duo fame) penis mobile.

	06-04-2005 20:38									#14
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...Don't make me excommunicate you.

	06-04-2005 21:51									#15
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What does a brother have to do to get some love in these polls?

MORE COWBELL

The people have spoken!

	06-04-2005 22:21									#16
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As pope, I would bring back the Spanish inquisition!!! ahh, you weren't expecting that, were you!!!!

That's because....

	07-04-2005 01:22									#18
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I'm definitely Pope material.

First 50 people that vote for me will be given a complimentary Pope On A Rope bathroom bar soap.

Cast your votes now!

	07-04-2005 01:53									#19
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If you vote for me you will go to heaven. But just make sure you don't step on any ducks there

quote: Three guys died in an accident and went to heaven. When they got there, St. Peter said, "We only have one rule in heaven. Don't step on the ducks!" So they entered heaven and sure enough, there were ducks all over the place. It was almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they tried their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally stepped on one. Along came St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chained them together and said, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman". The next day, the second guy stepped accidentally on a duck and along came St. Peter, who didn't miss a thing, and with him was another extremely ugly woman. He chained them together with the same admonishment as the first. The third guy had observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, was very careful where he stepped. He managed to go for months without stepping on any duck. But one day, St. Peter came up to him with the most gorgeous woman he had ever laid eyes on. St. Peter chained them together without saying a word. The guy remarked, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity"? She replied, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck"!

	07-04-2005 17:54									#20
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I can promise my Papacy will be full of mirth and merriment. I can also claim to have a wide experience handling people of different faiths...

...and clerics, too.

It will be a truly ecumenical experience.