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Space05us is offline Space05us
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Over the past few days Ive been having dreams where I have sex with the best looking women! But in every dream the sex is proceeded or followed by an encounter with a man with whom I have pseudo-homosexual interaction ( the guy tries to kiss me, touch me, hold me, etc.). I promptly beat the **** out of him until he's bleeding, a lot.

Now I love the sex and ass kicking parts, but the fact that Im always kicking the ass of a homo I find a bit strange.

Sex

Ass kicking

Homos in my dreams

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Hmmm...

It sounds like you have been training hard latley and also eating alot more than average. I'd say your testosteone levels are elevated, thus the increase in sex and violence in dreams.

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at least you aren't beating the **** out of the woman.

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Space, you´re a closet homo. Accept it and move on with your life! Are there any gay bars in Barrow btw?

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myself? I dreamed of work again last night. I always dream about working.

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Im not a homophobe and Im not homosexual, which is why Im confused as to why there are gay guys in my dreams.


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It sounds like you have been training hard latley and also eating alot more than average. I'd say your testosteone levels are elevated, thus the increase in sex and violence in dreams.


Sounds like good reasoning. I need to start training thrice as hard, maybe I'll start getting triplets in my dreams

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myself? I dreamed of work again last night. I always dream about working.


Hey Diis, do you have dreams where you are in the Navy again?

I do, and I always seem to be waiting for someone to tell me to shave my goatee.

ACK!

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Hey Diis, do you have dreams where you are in the Navy again?

I do, and I always seem to be waiting for someone to tell me to shave my goatee.

ACK!


occasionally. But usually I dream about my current job. Though when I do dream about the navy, it's duties are usually interwined with my current job. Which really makes some weirdo dreams.

I don't have a goatee, so I don't have to worry about it. I could still be in the navy (though my hair is a little long)

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occasionally. But usually I dream about my current job. Though when I do dream about the navy, it's duties are usually interwined with my current job. Which really makes some weirdo dreams.





Yep. I get maybe twice a year. Yours sound very similar.



ACK!

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Im not a homophobe and Im not homosexual, which is why Im confused as to why there are gay guys in my dreams.


Latent homosexuality. Give it time and it will surface

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gay bar in Barrow


There aren't enough women or sheep around so I'm sure the place is packed with gay bars.

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Man... everyone here except Ted and I is turning gay. Help.

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The only cure is more Miss Lebanon!

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Over the past few days Ive been having dreams where I have sex with the best looking women! But in every dream the sex is proceeded or followed by an encounter with a man with whom I have pseudo-homosexual interaction ( the guy tries to kiss me, touch me, hold me, etc.). I promptly beat the **** out of him until he's bleeding, a lot.

Now I love the sex and ass kicking parts, but the fact that Im always kicking the ass of a homo I find a bit strange.

Sex

Ass kicking

Homos in my dreams


Obviously you're worried about your current lack of nookie. Deep down your afraid that it reflects upon your manhood.

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myself? I dreamed of work again last night. I always dream about working.


one time I dreamt of school, then woke up and had to go to school, that sucked alot.

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Man... everyone here except Ted and I is turning gay. Help.


I'm far from gay. I just get into stupid fights with my girlfriend.

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In that case, maybe you would be better off gay.

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Let's chip in and buy him a night with an Eskimo hooker.

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Losing his virginity to a hooker would probably scar him for life.

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In that case, maybe you would be better off gay.


Or with a new girlfriend.

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Or with a new girlfriend.



Definitely, if she is not jonesing to move in with you right away.

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Man... everyone here except Ted and I is turning gay.




Somehow I doubt that.

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I dunno. You're trying to turn people gay with that avatar.

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Took the gay test (Miss Lebanon) and came to the conclusion that I'm straight

My (older) sister had a dream the other night that I came out of the closet... and that the reason I didn't like girls was because she was such a ***** to me when I was a child. She must be harbouring some serious guilt

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Milk it

Make her buy you stuff.

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Milk it

Make her buy you stuff.


See if she has any hot friends

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