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Dr Zoidberg is offline Dr Zoidberg
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My ass hurts Tired of ads?

Ok, so Iīve had this pain in my backside for 6 months now. If I sit for too long or sit on hard chairs. Can you work out your Gluteus maximus? Maybe itīll go away if I start riding my bike again, I havenīt done that since the accident I had in october last year...

Advice, please...
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Inflate your Upload Space

perhaps an assectomy
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Nah, I had one of those. Didnīt work

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Tired of ads?

Your equine transport is in pain ?


See a veterinarian.
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Your sex toys dance ?


How intriguing.

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damn, I knew I shouldīve picked a more serious title...
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damn, I knew I shouldīve picked a more serious title...


Arsey Worsey ?


Stubbed my butt ?


Anal Insania ?


Buttock's End ?


Arse About Face ?
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You've been playing the "HEY IT FITS'' game have you....

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Advice, please...

You're the doctor...
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But not a very good one...
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quote:
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Arsey Worsey ?


Stubbed my butt ?


Anal Insania ?


Buttock's End ?


Arse About Face ?


Come on, you just picked those from your video collection, right?

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Stop the whisky, try beer.
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Ok, so Iīve had this pain in my backside for 6 months now. If I sit for too long or sit on hard chairs. Can you work out your Gluteus maximus? Maybe itīll go away if I start riding my bike again, I havenīt done that since the accident I had in october last year...

Advice, please...



Get one of those workout videos with Susanne Lanefeldt.

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Oh, the horror

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Come on, you just picked those from your video collection, right?



Yes, in-between 'Pathfinder' and 'The Best Intentions' and just in front of 'Smiles Of A Summer Night' and 'Babette's Feast'- those other hot Scando Glute Porn Classics.
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It sounds like Sciatica . I have it right now. It hurts on my lower back/upper butt if I sit to long, especially driving.

Go see a chiropractor. He should give you stretches to help relieve tension.
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There are plenty of excercises you can do to stretch and strengthen those muscles. You should look into pilates.
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I donīt think itīs Sciatica. It only hurts in my buttocks, above the caudal vertebrae. The back pain Iīve had for years, along with shoulders, neck and right wrist. But thatīs computer related...
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pchang, I checked it out. It sounds good, maybe Iīll try it

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I think Iīll take a brisk walk to get some fresh air and some exercise.
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