25-05-2005 04:23									#31
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4/4 horseman Tina Turner attacks 3/3 horseman Charles Bronson, and wins 4/4.

Euphorica wishes to sing a bit of a sad song for the warrior that had sadly been left unnamed by DR. His name was Rex, that he might rest in peace and his name remembered...

	25-05-2005 04:29									#32
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Charles Bronson killed by Tina Turner? How embarrassing

[EDIT: Watch out for this summer's blockbuster movie: The Magnificent Seven: Beyond Thunderdome!]

Last edited by Aqualung71 on 25-05-2005 at 04:34

	25-05-2005 04:30									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Aqualung71 Charles Bronson killed by Tina Turner? How embarrassing

It is pretty humorous.

	27-05-2005 03:00									#34
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- Horseman Beyonce Knowles 4/4 defeats DR warrior Colin 4/4 and wins. Beyonce promoted to elite 5/5.

	27-05-2005 04:30									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Rhothaerill - Horseman Beyonce Knowles 4/4 defeats DR warrior Colin 4/4 and wins. Beyonce promoted to elite 5/5.

Our surviving scouts reported that Colin died a very happy man. Apparently Beyonce puts out

	27-05-2005 10:22									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Aqualung71 Our surviving scouts reported that Colin died a very happy man. Apparently Beyonce puts out

If only all DR troops could die as happy as Colin....

	27-05-2005 10:45									#37
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Oh wow, the "Colin" class warrior seems to be obsolete

	27-05-2005 11:04									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Paddy the Scot Oh wow, the "Colin" class warrior seems to be obsolete

Don't you believe it.....there will be more "Colin" class warriors.....hopefully they won't be submarine's though

(Sorry guys, Australian joke!)

	27-05-2005 11:29									#39
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ahh so Minister Beazley is still signing cheques...

	27-05-2005 13:06									#40
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Wasn't this thread be suposed to be battle reports only?
Like the save game threads - one for tracking only and one for "chatting"

	27-05-2005 14:11									#41
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quote: Originally posted by ormuzd Wasn't this thread be suposed to be battle reports only? Like the save game threads - one for tracking only and one for "chatting"

Yes, according to Paddy's instructions actually.

Oh well....one rule for some, another rule for others

	07-06-2005 10:09									#42
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After many interactions between Desolator Dave and various units of the Horde Red Guard, actions that date back many a turn, the Horde Security Council sent for instructions to the Red Guard "Terminate that ****** with extreme prejudice!"

Orders were dispatched to the Lord Soothsayers Own Regiment, currently on maneouvres in the Horde's Northern Battle Training Grounds.

thus:
Soothsayer's Savages (horseman 4/5) - attacks Dave (Desolator warrior 3/3)
Dave (Desolator warrior) dismissed.

- Special thanks to AC/DC and the albumn "Back in Black" and the battle anthem "Hells Bells"

	12-06-2005 06:24									#43
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The artillery has been wheeled out....the softening up has begun.

Battle Report:

Catapult - Cattle Launcher takes a hitpoint off a 4/4 Euphorican Spearman, whose insignificant name escapes me for the time being.

The Catapult handlers poke their collective tongues out firmly and rudely in the direction of the Euphorican stack

	13-06-2005 05:25									#44
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1500BC

Catapult - Cattle Launcher takes another hitpoint off a Euphorican nancy-boy Spearman hiding in the mountains.

Won't you come out to play?

	14-06-2005 06:26									#45
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1475BC

4/4 Horseman tramples Horde Scout spy to an agonising death.

	14-06-2005 06:31									#46
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Which one?

	17-06-2005 03:09									#47
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Bloodsteed (horseman 4/4) - attacks Tropical Fish (Desolation Row Spearman 4/4) at Sidon
Bloodsteed now 1/4
Tropical Fish (Desolation Row Spearman) Dismissed

Sidon destroyed

	18-06-2005 15:30									#48
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4/4 Horseman slaughters that murdering SOB Horde 1/4 Horseman who razed Sidon and killed it's entire inhabitants.

We shall not dignify that Horde common criminal by mentioning his name.

	28-06-2005 22:41									#49
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The Euphorican stack dared to enter Desolation Row territory, moving onto the mountain outside Invictus. This desecration of our soil cannot go unpunished

The battle cry of the Great Immortal Army resonates across the fields and valleys, and people throughout half the world tremble within their homes.......

Battle Report:

2 Cattle Launchers take 1 hp off a Spearman
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Spearman, 4/5
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Spearman, 3/5
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Spearman, 4/4
4/4 Immortal dies against 4/4 Swordsman, 2/4
4/4 Immortal dies against 4/4 Swordsman, 4/4
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Swordsman, 1/4
4/4 Immortal dies against 4/4 Swordsman, 2/5
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Swordsman, 4/4
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Swordsman, 3/4
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Swordsman, 2/4
4/4 Immortal dies against to 4/4 Swordsman, 2/4
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Swordsman, 1/4
3/3 Immortal kills 4/4 Swordsman, 2/4
3/3 Immortal dies against 4/4 Swordsman, 3/5
3/3 Immortal dies against 3/4 Spearman, 35
3/3 Immortal kills 3/4 Spearman, 3/4
4/4 Horseman kills 3/4 Swordsman, 3/5

Death Tally:
Euphorica: 7 Swordsmen, 4 Spearmen
The Desolation Row: 6 Immortals

The Euphorican stack has been decimated, nearly annihilated, and the injured survivors are in disarray.

Now, send your remaining rag-tag bunch of musicians home with their broken swords and harpsichords trailing between their legs to tell their tale of defeat and humiliation to the loved ones of the slaughtered, and leave the Empire of the Desolation Row in peace. Your ill-conceived war has brought nought but suffering to your soldiers and your people, and now it is ended. Begone!


In honour of this mighty victory, the town of Invictus, on whose doorstep the battle was fought and won by the brave Immortals of the Desloation Row, has been renamed Mount Massacre

Peace be with all men who wish the same, for the Desolation Row shall call them friends

	28-06-2005 23:22									#50
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quote: Originally posted by Aqualung71 In honour of this mighty victory, the town of Invictus, on whose doorstep the battle was fought and won by the brave Immortals of the Desloation Row, has been renamed Mount Massacre Peace be with all men who wish the same, for the Desolation Row shall call them friends

A mighty name for a sad day... These musicians will not be forgotton.

1325bc will be remembered by the people of the Horde as a devastating day in the age of great music....

One wonders if Barry Macquire can be heard calling on the gods from a distant mountain

	28-06-2005 23:36									#51
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.....or Barry White even

	29-06-2005 04:24									#52
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my god.... Aqua...tell me we didnt kill Barry White.. please. I feel bad now. Did Kylie make it? tell me Kylie is ok.

@paddy:

A sad day say ye? Nae, today your allies paid the price for assaulting out nation. That's 2 - 0 on the invasion front now, by the way my Euphorican friends. Rejoice, for it was not your turn to face the power of the Immortal Swordsmen of Desolation in the meat-grinder of war. But your day is close, worry not.

	10-07-2005 23:46									#53
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Dateline - 1275BC
Location - DR city of Aquarius

Babylon Enters War with TNA Allies against Desolation Row

Horseman Garibaldi - Attacks 4/4 unnamed Forted Immortal - Garibaldi dies (he was always the tragic heroic type), Immortal now 3/5.
Horseman Ivanova - Attacks 4/4 unnamed Unforted Immortal - Ivanova dies (another sometimes tragic character), Immortal now 1 /4.
Horseman Sinclair - Attacks 3/5 unnamed Forted Immortal - Retreats at 1 /4, No damage to Immortal.
Horseman Sheridan - Attacks 3/5 unnamed Forted Immortal - Kills Immortal, now 3 /4.

E_T

	11-07-2005 00:02									#54
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Another day, Another failed invasion.

"Is It Our Turn Now?"

	11-07-2005 05:32									#55
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1275BC

Battle Report:

Mopping up the Babylonian Ladies Brigade:

4/4 Immortal against 4/4 Horse, Horse retreats, Immortal 4/4
4/4 Immortal against 3/4 Horse, Horse retreats, Immortal 4/4
3/3 Warrior kills 1/4 Horse, 2/3
3/3 Warrior kills 1/4 Horse, 2/3

Ah, sending boys and girls to do mens' work again

	11-07-2005 21:08									#56
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Again you disrespect the dead by not naming them.

The heroic Sinclair & Sheridan will not be forgotten.

	11-07-2005 22:18									#57
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quote: Originally posted by skrobism Again you disrespect the dead by not naming them. The heroic Sinclair & Sheridan will not be forgotten.

We do not honour the names of common criminals.

As for them being heroic.....

	11-07-2005 23:31									#58
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And was going to retract my comments.

Fine. I said I would. Retracted.

Aqualung71 has done honor to the memories of the fallen Babylonians in the TNA thread.

We thank you for the battle report.

	12-07-2005 01:03									#59
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quote: Originally posted by skrobism Again you disrespect the dead by not naming them. The heroic Sinclair & Sheridan will not be forgotten.

Who and Who?




Seriously - are you actually annoyed or upset we have not noted the names of the units? if so we can do so in the future, time permitting, if it makes you happy.

	12-07-2005 01:59									#60
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ooc:
Seriously annoyed - no. I could not seriously get upset by much that goes on here.
/ooc

You Moonbars are typical Desolator slime, laughing and mocking our dead. Mark my words. the Desolators will not have a chance to, as you say, make me happy.

ooc:
Yes. If it's not too much trouble a list of names would be nice.
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