20-04-2005 16:17									#1
	Eve of Destruction - Battle Reports. Enter the AD-FREE zone

This may come as a total surprise to the world but the Blood Oath Horde has been forced to declare war!

This is something we do with sadness in our hearts


Still, there are rules that have to be observed. I hereby declare the Battle Reports Thread for open.

Our first report will follow shortly. Please nothing but Battle Reports in this thread. If you feel the need to discuss the battles please do so in a different thread.



General Bongo of the Blood Oath Horde.


Oh, could an admin please top this thread?

	20-04-2005 19:56									#2
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2510bc

The Heavy Axes (warrior 3/3) - attacked Poleaxe (Porker spear 3/3) fort in Pseudopolis Yard (Porkers) and was dismissed, leaving Poleaxe (Porker spear 1/3)

Bataar (warrior 4/4) - attacked Poleaxe (Porker spear 1/3) fort in Pseudopolis Yard (Porkers) and was dismissed Poleaxe (Porker spear 0/3), captured 3 gold, razed Pseudopolis Yard, then got promoted to Elite, Bataar (warrior 5/5)

Devastator (warrior 4/4) - attacked His Masters Grating Voice (Porker warrior 3/3), dismissing the His Masters Grating Voice (Porker warrior 3/3) and capturing 2 workers.

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	22-04-2005 05:30									#3
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For national security reasons, any Desolation Row battle reports may not necessarily be posted in the thread.

	22-04-2005 19:14									#4
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why? what did we agree about battle reports?

	23-04-2005 19:29									#5
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It's important to post battle reports, if not to gloat then to let everyone know how badly you got screwed over by the RNG.

Also it's important to post the battles in the correct order to see the flow of an attack and to show that you're not attacking is a suspicious order like attacking city A twice then bombarding city B then attacking city A again then attacking city C with a spearman before attacking and finally capturing City A generating a GL etc etc....

	23-04-2005 21:11									#6
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He never said that he wold not send the battle reprts to attacked party, which I presume he would do.

	23-04-2005 21:24									#7
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can we keep the chat to the chat threads, or to the battle report threads where this matter was agreed to and settled

Battle reports to this thread are mandatory now that all civs see all civs

I would dare say I be the player most against the bloody things, seeing the fact that the victor should be the only party to know the truth.. yet it was agreed to.. so lets us polay the game and have some fun... or do we really need to hold the save up all the time... very tiresome especially as some teams look to playing their turns, and thus find they are forever checking the threads, as their be no order to this chaos

Battle reports: ??

	23-04-2005 22:51									#8
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when the most paranoic team posted the battle reports without any problem evryone else should do it

	23-04-2005 23:57									#9
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That means DR has no excuse, right, Paddy?

	24-04-2005 05:37									#10
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I've stated our position in the Battle Reports discussion thread.

	05-05-2005 09:17									#11
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quote: Originally posted by ormuzd when the most paranoic team posted the battle reports without any problem evryone else should do it

and yet your team has not...

it is now several turns since the Horde has had any communication from our Warrior - Devestator....?


and to the current

2190bc

Soothsayer's Savages (horseman 4/4) - attacked Postal Service (A-M War Chariot 3/3) ... dimissing it
Soothsayer's Savages promoted to Elite (horseman 5/5).

	05-05-2005 19:39									#12
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Just to make some people happy and to keep the pattern for battle reports this is the complete battle report

2310 BC
Scrub (warrior, 3/3) attacks Devastator warrior (warrior 4/4) and kills him

Scrub remains 1/3

Last edited by ormuzd on 06-05-2005 at 12:25

	06-05-2005 00:18									#13
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2190BC

Constable Carrot (3/3) (Warrior) attacks becks beer Boys (2/2);

Constable Carrot 3/3, BBB lies blood splatted on the ground

(And if i have to spell it out, yes, BBB is dead.)

Last edited by Krill on 06-05-2005 at 00:38

	06-05-2005 07:02									#14
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With a name like Constable Carrot, he clearly deserved to die

(NOTE: Krill is a big fan of Noddy and Mr. Plod)

	07-05-2005 19:02									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Aqualung71 With a name like Constable Carrot, he clearly deserved to die

And he will Lord Aqua...and he will

	08-05-2005 04:00									#16
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Euphorica Battle Report 2110bc

Archer 4/4 Krist Novoselic attacks Horseman 4/4 Courtney Loves Horses, loses, Courtney remains 4/4

Archer 4/4 Billy Joel attacks Horseman 4/4 Courtney Loves Horses, wins, promoted; Billy Joel now 3/5

	09-05-2005 05:21									#17
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The Desolator has engaged in Battle.

The Euphoricans have been advised of the outcome....to their dismay, I expect

	09-05-2005 06:32									#18
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quote: Originally posted by snoopy369 Archer 4/4 Billy Joel attacks Horseman 4/4 Courtney Loves Horses, wins, promoted; Billy Joel now 3/5

By the way, we only attacked because it made us puke that an Archer named Billy Joel could win a battle

Well, that and the fact that you deprived poor Courtney both from frollicking with her horses and putting a Spear through Kurt Cobain's worthless neck. Unfortunately, somebody else had to do that.....I think it was Mr Jones

	09-05-2005 09:28									#19
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what are the actual battle reports?

	09-05-2005 10:28									#20
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quote: Originally sent by e-mail by Aqualung71 Battle Report: 4/4 Horse kills 4/4 Spear, 1/4 4/4 Horse kills 4/4 Archer, 2/4 4/4 Horse kills 4/5 Archer, 2/4 3/3 Horse retreats against 3/3 Archer, 2/3 3/3 Horse kills 2/3 Archer, 3/4 Thank you for the opportunity, and the War Happiness. Now run along boys

	09-05-2005 10:47									#21
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quote: Originally posted by ormuzd what are the actual battle reports?

I do not believe it is necessary under the agreed rules to post battle reports in a public forum, nor do I believe it is appropriate.

I therefore protest at McMeadows posting the details of the battle that took place last turn.

	09-05-2005 12:50									#22
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You can make a protest song if you like as well. As long as you don't sing it yourself.

Euphorica has contact with all nations and is therefore allowed to post whatever it wishes. That indeed includes showing the good fortune Lady RNG has given DR and reveiling DR has at least 5 horsemen. From the battlereport we take it that 1 promotion has been granted to the last horseman (now 4 vet horseman and 1 regular).

	09-05-2005 13:07									#23
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quite bloodshed

	09-05-2005 13:40									#24
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quote: Originally posted by McMeadows You can make a protest song if you like as well. As long as you don't sing it yourself.

Well since we're named after a Bob Dylan song, we may just do that

	16-05-2005 18:23									#25
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1950BC: There was a minor skirmish between the Euphoricans and the Desolators. Rather, the Desolators destroyed a Euphorican asset that was strangely left unattended.

We fully expect swift reprisals



(Note: This was posted publicly in order to relieve the Euphoricans of their self-imposed duty to do so themselves)

	17-05-2005 02:10									#26
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4/4 swordsman Guy Fletcher attacks 4/4 horseman Robert Vaughn, who retreats at 1/4, leaving swordsman at 3/4.
4/4 swordsman John Illsley attacks 1/4 horseman Robert Vaughn, and wins 4/4.

	17-05-2005 04:25									#27
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It seems Robert Vaughn was a bit dumb. He obviously retreated in the wrong direction

	20-05-2005 11:47									#28
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4/4 Horseman Yul Brynner kills 4/4 Euphorican Warrior, 2/4

	20-05-2005 15:12									#29
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That's false and incomplete information. We would appreciate if you do your homework better.

	23-05-2005 04:22									#30
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Upon rechecking you are right. The Warrior was 3/3, not 4/4. Sorry for any inconvenience caused (though I can't see why it would be such a big deal, since we both know it was the only Warrior within range of our units)