21-04-2005 22:20									#1
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I was just think that like a thrid of the people on the planet reside in China.

A large percentage of the worlds oil is going to China since they discovered cars, got lazy, and ditched the bikes.

A large percentage of the worlds concrete/cement is going to China so they can build car factories, nuclear silos, and another BETTER wall.

A large percentage of the worlds steel is going to China to build nuclear missels for the silos, for the cars to be built in the factories, and probably for things like braces and chopsticks.

Here's my question: with all those imports and all those people being gathered on one spot of the planet is it possible for that large displacement of weight to cause a shift in the planet's orbit? Maybe make the earth spin faster or slower and thus throwing it out of orbit killing us all?!!

I haven't bothered to look up the physics, but it sounds kind of fishy to me. What, exactly, are those Chinese up to?!

	21-04-2005 22:22									#2
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large quantities of short chinese balance smaller but significant numbers of large africans and small numbers of fat hillbillies on the other side of the planet. the world is not moving out of its orbit

	21-04-2005 22:25									#3
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quote: the world is not moving out of its orbit

yet

Africa isn't importing a ton of resources

	21-04-2005 22:28									#4
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I think you're on to something here, Japher. The key is the rice. Everybody knows rice is light and fluffy, so the conspiracy chiefs are probably trying to solve this final piece of the puzzle. Once they start importing Krispy Kremes by the boatload, we'll know the plan is in its final stages.

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There is a team of 10,000 people in each in a 20,000 pound machine in northern Idaho that are closely monitoring this issue. Sensitiive equipment monitors things and at at precosely the right moment all 10,000 machines jump into the air and then crash back to the ground.

However this is a temporary fix only. In 1998 only 3 jumps a day were required to keep the planet aligned correctly. Latest figures indicate that they now are jumping about every 90 minutes

	21-04-2005 22:30									#6
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This must be stopped!!!

	21-04-2005 22:36									#8
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I like Chinese, I really do

Yet if you put a large percentage of mass on one spot on a sphere, that will alter the orbit of that sphere... It's science, it's fact (or so I think). Changes in the orbit can be noticed by irregular day and night patterns (i.e. daylight savings), odd animal migration (haven't seen that yet, but I am watching), and global warming!

Yes, that's right, the chinese are responsible for global warming... or more correctly, it is China's fault!

	21-04-2005 22:39									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Flubber There is a team of 10,000 people in each in a 20,000 pound machine in northern Idaho that are closely monitoring this issue. Sensitiive equipment monitors things and at at precosely the right moment all 10,000 machines jump into the air and then crash back to the ground. However this is a temporary fix only. In 1998 only 3 jumps a day were required to keep the planet aligned correctly. Latest figures indicate that they now are jumping about every 90 minutes

It's a well known fact that if all Chinese stand on a 10cm ledge and jump down all at the same time there will be a tsunami that will destroy the America's

	21-04-2005 22:42									#10
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hmmmm, maybe that's what all that concrete is REALLY for!

	21-04-2005 23:19									#11
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The worse will come when the average weight of the poorly fed Chinese will reach the average weight of the overweighed Americans.

	21-04-2005 23:31									#12
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iS THERE A DRAFT IN cHINA?

	21-04-2005 23:41									#13
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It's OK. With their planned conquest of space, much of the material will be blasted into orbit, thus minimising any imbalance... like with America.

	21-04-2005 23:48									#14
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Actually, only about 15% of the world's people live in China. Another 17% or so live in India. You don't get to 1/3 of the earth's people until you combine China and India together.

	21-04-2005 23:49									#15
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quote: It's OK. With their planned conquest of space, much of the material will be blasted into orbit, thus minimising any imbalance... like with America.

That's a good point. However, they will have to launch a lot of rockets, the resulting thrust of all those rockets pushing down on that side of the planet will most likely have devistating consequences...

	21-04-2005 23:51									#16
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quote: Actually, only about 15% of the world's people live in China. Another 17% or so live in India. You don't get to 1/3 of the earth's people until you combine China and India together

Seeing as they are neighbors I bet they are in this together... Thus, the reason for outsourcing!

	22-04-2005 02:30									#17
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There are 700 million ants born to every 40 Humans born each year. They are probably more of a mass destablizing presence than Humans are. Methinks the Chinese are preparing plans to build a giant ant farm in their country...

	22-04-2005 03:20									#18
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We chinese are everywhere. We have been so much more patient than the silly whiteman. Ever since we gave you gunpowder, we have been waiting and breeding.
Now we will soon be ready to let the red(ant) flood out and you will all be one with us.

	22-04-2005 04:59									#20
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"another BETTER wall."

?

Don't forget that huge dam. They will have much of the world's fresh water behind it. I think it's a plot to get it ALL!

Yup, we have a 'fresh water gap' with the commies.

	22-04-2005 06:23									#21
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Good point Lancer

Trapping all that water just continues to increase the amount of mass they are obtaining.

It's a 'spiracy I tell ya!

	22-04-2005 06:26									#22
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By trapping all that fresh water they're alse increasing the salinity of the world's oceans...including the ocean RIGHT OFF OUR COAST!!!!

	22-04-2005 07:08									#23
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All that extra Salt contributes to the melting of the polar caps, furthing the myth of global warming!

MY god!

or rather

Great Scott!

	22-04-2005 07:14									#24
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Those polar ice caps are fresh water btw. When they melt that water becomes salinified. This just increases the % of the worlds salt water held behind their dam, which adds to the mass and weight of China which further destablizes the whatever you were talking about...orbit? spin? of the entire planet.

No accident that.

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