25-04-2005 02:41									#1
	Bizarre falafel incident Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

Ok, so me and a buddy was going to buy some pizza to munch while watching the F1 race on TV. We decided to try a different pizzeria than the one next to my house īcause their pizzas are not that exciting. So we go to another one down the street. We get there and I order some falafel since I wasnīt in a pizza mood. Itīs all well and good we pay for our food and go to my place.

When we sit down to eat and watch the race I discover that I have in fact got kebab instead of falafel, since Iīm a vegeterian I now have nothing to eat. I call up the pizzeria and says exactly that, the guy answering the phone says heīs very sorry and that I can get a falafel instead. I say that I will come by after the race and eat the falafel I actually payed for. No sweat. Not three minutes later the phone rings and itīs the owner whoīs yelling at me for claiming to have ordered the wrong thing and trying to get a free meal. I tell him I ordered a falafel and that my buddy heard me order it. He continues to shout and says that I ordered a kebab because thatīs what heīs written down. And he says that I didnīt protest when the guy cut up the kebab meat and put it in the box. The fact that I was sitting at a table reading the newspaper with my back to the counter didnīt matter apparently...

I try some more to assert my right to the falafel I actually paid for, but the owner wonīt have anyting to do with that. So I just say to him that that was the first and last time that I buy anything from his crappy excuse for a pizzeria and hang up on him...

I mean, WTF?? Is this guy mental or something? Phoning up customers and argue with them over a lousy falafel with fries? Even IF I had ordered a kebab instead of a falafel by mistake, he shouldnīt have argued with me. Especially not phoning me up and telling me Iīm an idiot who doesnīt know what he orders...

So how could I get revenge on this sorry ass mother****er? Nothing too violent though...

	25-04-2005 02:43									#2
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Piss in his deep fat fryer (from a distance of course )

	25-04-2005 02:48									#3
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Hmm, might be a bit tricky to actually get in range...

	25-04-2005 02:54									#4
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Don't bother getting revenge. Your not spending money there is good enough.

	25-04-2005 02:57									#5
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the guy is a douche. Nothing to do about it. It's especially rediculous considering the profit margins from the indgridient cost to retail sale.

	25-04-2005 02:58									#6
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Can I have the kebob if you're not gonna eat it?

	25-04-2005 02:59									#7
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I might give the local paper a call and describe the incident, make sure he gets bad press. I want to do something, dammit

	25-04-2005 03:00									#8
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DrZ, how big is your town?

	25-04-2005 03:00									#9
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The local paper isn't gonna care. Is this something you're gonna be upset about in a year? If no, let it go. If yes, get help.

	25-04-2005 03:01									#10
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che, sure. Itīs sitting in a plastic bag by my front door. I was going to throw it out, but I can FedEx it to you if you like

	25-04-2005 03:03									#11
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wasting a kebab.

do you have some animals around, to feed it, perhaps?

	25-04-2005 03:03									#12
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You want to feed animals to the kebab?

	25-04-2005 03:04									#13
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Do they deliver or take orders over the phone for pick-up? If so, you could just start a campaign of calling in phony orders. So he wastes time and money making food that ends up going to waste.

Of course, it's probably best just to let it go.

	25-04-2005 03:05									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Az DrZ, how big is your town?

Around 600 000 IIRC.

	25-04-2005 03:07									#15
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That's big for a town!

	25-04-2005 03:10									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Az wasting a kebab. do you have some animals around, to feed it, perhaps?

I fed it to my buddy, but it wasnīt that good. Low grade meat and the fries were not deep fried enough. Soggy and undercooked at the same time, now thatīs something

	25-04-2005 03:11									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison That's big for a town!

Second biggest in Sweden

	25-04-2005 03:16									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Do they deliver or take orders over the phone for pick-up? If so, you could just start a campaign of calling in phony orders. So he wastes time and money making food that ends up going to waste. Of course, it's probably best just to let it go.

I thought about ordering huge amounts of pizza and not picking it up or ordering stuff to be delivered to the pizzeria. Like huge vats of lard or new expensive furniture.

But I donīt know. Lifeīs too short to spend plotting revenge for petty things like this...

	25-04-2005 03:16									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg Around 600 000 IIRC.

Your attempt to go to the press will be wasted.

	25-04-2005 03:18									#20
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If your town has a better business bureau or the equivalent, complain to them.

	25-04-2005 03:23									#21
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Or give Bill O'Reilly a call.

	25-04-2005 03:29									#22
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Well if the food was crap, don't go there again, and also make a point of mentioning to other people who are considering going there too...

	25-04-2005 03:32									#23
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lessons learned: don't be a vegetarian.

	25-04-2005 03:38									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Well if the food was crap, don't go there again, and also make a point of mentioning to other people who are considering going there too...

Diss, yeah I know

	25-04-2005 03:42									#25
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Well, the lesson is, don't be a fanatic about your food. It's okay for vegitarians to eat meat every once in a while. It's not like it's a religion.

	25-04-2005 03:42									#26
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara If your town has a better business bureau or the equivalent, complain to them.

Nah, Iīm not that annoyed anymore. Maybe the guy just had a bad day, or had been hustled like that before by some freeloaders trying to score a free meal. If I would constantly walk around and be annoyed that people did stupid things Iīd be doing nothing else...

	25-04-2005 03:46									#27
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Well, the lesson is, don't be a fanatic about your food. It's okay for vegitarians to eat meat every once in a while. It's not like it's a religion.

I have nothing against eating meat, I just donīt like it. Like I donīt like Chčvre or Parmesan cheese. Or any kind of fancy cheese for that matter.

	25-04-2005 06:08									#28
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You should make large propoganda posters with faces of honest hardworking men and women with quotes describing the story and exposing that capitalist fascist falafel enterprise for what it is - cheap and unkind!

Seriously though, if you dont' fear getting in court for slander (or you think you won't get sued) make some posters and hang around the neighbourhood.

	25-04-2005 06:09									#29
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you know, I think that just means he doesn't want your business..

JM

	25-04-2005 10:21									#30
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What a moron... I mean accusing you of trying to get free food, when you were going to return the kebab? Jeez...