26-04-2005 07:32									#1
	Help TCO sell a bunch of crap on Ebay! Win valuable prizes! Increase Your PM Length

Also, Ming, could you unlock his account? He asked me to start this thread for him.

Hints for selling crap on Ebay:

1. Spraypaint an image of the Virgin Mary/Jesus on your item.
2. Reference Pat Tillman, claim the proceeds go to some charity or something.
3. USE A mIXtURE OF alL CaPS In YOru DEscRIPTIOn!
4. HOT HOT HOT EBAY SEARCH KEYWORDS!: Bukkake, Tito and Jermaine, 36D, "Remembrance of Things Past".

	26-04-2005 07:34									#2
	Tired of ads?

Actually, he wants to sell his pulp SF collection. With this crowd, he might not have to go to Ebay at all...

Whatcha got, TCO?

	26-04-2005 07:36									#3
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I would like to repeat that question

Jon Miller
(unfortunately I need to work tonight, so don't sell anything until tomorrow or the next day)

	26-04-2005 07:38									#5
	Re: Help TCO sell a bunch of crap on Ebay! Win valuable prizes! Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

quote: Originally posted by JohnT Also, Ming, could you unlock his account? He asked me to start this thread for him.

liar

	26-04-2005 07:40									#6
	Re: Re: Help TCO sell a bunch of crap on Ebay! Win valuable prizes! Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

quote: Originally posted by Kidicious liar

Ha!

Let me quote the Great Man himself:

quote: I need some ebay advice (how to use it) on selling a pulp SF collection. Can you start a thread on this (and get my account enabled too)?

Now... could I have faked that??? 'Tis to laugh!!

	26-04-2005 07:40									#7
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Are we to take it he's lost 15 pounds already? If so, he could probably make millions just by sharing his miraculous secret. And get to keep all of his junk as well.

	26-04-2005 07:51									#8
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Maybe he should try his local used book store first.

	26-04-2005 07:54									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Winston Are we to take it he's lost 15 pounds already? If so, he could probably make millions just by sharing his miraculous secret. And get to keep all of his junk as well.

you can lose 15 pounds really easy by wearing no clothes, not drinking or eating anything for 24 hours, and do some other things (Sweating?)

but those won't stay off

JM

	26-04-2005 08:01									#10
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Why does TCO need to lose 15 pounds, he looked athletic when I saw him, maybe he wants to get ripped or something.

	26-04-2005 08:01									#11
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I got first dibs on the Bathtub Torpedo!!!

	26-04-2005 08:09									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker I got first dibs on the Bathtub Torpedo!!!

You want GP's Torpedo? I don't even want to know...

	26-04-2005 10:02									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Winston Are we to take it he's lost 15 pounds already?

Yes, but he asked us not to make fun of his amputations.

	28-04-2005 01:56									#14
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Bump

	28-04-2005 01:57									#15
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Bump

TCO

	28-04-2005 01:58									#16
	Tired of ads?

You know, I didn't even notice it but a mod participated on this thread...

... and GP is still GP-banned!

UR, UR DA MAN!

	28-04-2005 02:14									#17
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pulp SF collection?

Ming, unban him, I want to know what he's got!

	28-04-2005 02:15									#18
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He's not banned though. So you can't really unban him.

	28-04-2005 02:15									#19
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Let's make him give us free stuff before we unlock his account. Let him post at FFZ until he can raise the ransom.

	28-04-2005 02:15									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Hueij pulp SF collection? Ming, unban him, I want to know what he's got!

You can PM him, even while banned.

	28-04-2005 02:16									#21
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pulp SF? I once read a book called "Cosm". what bullshit.

	28-04-2005 02:17									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Winston Are we to take it he's lost 15 pounds already? If so, he could probably make millions just by sharing his miraculous secret. And get to keep all of his junk as well.

Crack cocaine would explain his weight loss as well as the crap he posts.

	28-04-2005 02:21									#23
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quote: pulp SF? I once read a book called "Cosm". what bullshit.

I read that book.

It wasn't that bad (assuming you meant the science content, not the writing style). Benford is a physics professor and his science extrapolations, while bordering on the fantastic, are based in then-current theory (as opposed to a lot of hand-waving that you'll find in SF authors not all that big on the science (Connie Willis, Harry Turtledove, etc.))

	28-04-2005 02:23									#24
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We can say anything about GP and he can't reply.

but...I'll be kind...

GP, you da man!

Welcome back! (If you ever actually get back)

	28-04-2005 02:28									#25
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If TCO sends me a PM, I will release him (or any other staff member would as well) since he is the one that asked to be restricted.

I will not do so simply because a third party has requested it

SO.... TCO... you want to post again... JUST TELL ME!

	28-04-2005 02:30									#26
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That's overly complicated.

	28-04-2005 02:31									#27
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Welease... Bwian!

Yeah, Bwian, that's a good one

	28-04-2005 02:32									#28
	Got spare money?

He's been through this many times... all he needs to do is send a PM.

However, on another note... the next person that posts a thread asking for us to release him will find themselves in a similar position to TCO... but they won't be able to request a quick release

	28-04-2005 03:11									#29
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT I read that book. It wasn't that bad (assuming you meant the science content, not the writing style). Benford is a physics professor and his science extrapolations, while bordering on the fantastic, are based in then-current theory (as opposed to a lot of hand-waving that you'll find in SF authors not all that big on the science (Connie Willis, Harry Turtledove, etc.))

Y'know, I actually helped build the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider at Brookhaven National Lab. I helped construct the power transmission line and helped build, test and install the kicker magnets that shunted the particles from the old, smaller collider (the AGS, Alternating Gradient Synchrotron) to RHIC.

Great place to work, BNL.

	28-04-2005 03:16									#30
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OK Ming, GP sent me a PM. You can open his account.