26-04-2005 08:31									#1
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http://www.worknplay.co.kr/Jobs/Vie...316&jobSn=10577

quote: Seeking North American Blonde Female to teach top level executives of major Korean Company near Busan. The blonde and female part was by the company's request. Payment will be 6-7 mil per month housing included. For interview please contact Michael Majic at michael_majic2000@yahoo.com with resume and picture. Serious applicants only. No Phone calls

http://www.worknplay.co.kr/Jobs/Vie...823&jobSn=10608

quote: This is a one-year contract. If you are a female, you must be comfortable teaching him English by doing activities together such as drinking/dinner/movies/hiking (Please keep in mind that he is not looking for a date he just wants to learn English by doing activities to keep studying fun.). College degree helps but personality is a lot more important then the paper.

Now those are some fine fine jobs

	26-04-2005 08:37									#2
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Them dirty yeller basterds!

	26-04-2005 09:18									#3
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It's not just Asians who like to lure females into shady jobs.

My girlfriend applied for a job as a chinese-english translator in a court case... and the guy kept on asking what she looked like and for her picture and invited her to his own house. She didn't accept the job... of course.

Funny story... my sister saw a job ad in the paper looking for massage therapists... she was going to take the job because they said no experience was required and the pay was extraordinarily good.
.... it's a good thing there were rational people around when she saw the ad... otherwise my sister would've applied to be a whore

	26-04-2005 09:45									#4
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quote: Originally posted by Dracon II It's not just Asians who like to lure females into shady jobs. My girlfriend applied for a job as a chinese-english translator in a court case... and the guy kept on asking what she looked like and for her picture and invited her to his own house. She didn't accept the job... of course. Funny story... my sister saw a job ad in the paper looking for massage therapists... she was going to take the job because they said no experience was required and the pay was extraordinarily good. .... it's a good thing there were rational people around when she saw the ad... otherwise my sister would've applied to be a whore

Sorry

	26-04-2005 09:59									#5
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Don't those ads usually use some kind of 'code-word' to let job seekers know that it's a rub 'n tug and not a legitimate massage place?

You know, obvious words like "Body Rub", "Full Body", "Exotic", "Swedish", or "Massage PARLOUR"?

Parlour I suppose intended to call up images of some kind of 19th century lace & garter bordello?

Geez, I wish there was a male equivalent for these places....

	26-04-2005 10:02									#6
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Just go to Japan and become a Gigilo for desperate housewives

	26-04-2005 10:02									#7
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I think Ellen DeGeneris should apply.

	26-04-2005 10:05									#8
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The worthless ***** would finally make herself useful if she did apply. Also, she'd free up a time slot for another crappy day time talk show.

	26-04-2005 10:22									#9
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$7,000 per month to be a call girl/English teacher? There has to be some poor white trash blonde chick working in a strip club who'd go for this.

	26-04-2005 11:12									#10
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quote: Just go to Japan and become a Gigilo for desperate housewives

My friend did it.

	26-04-2005 11:15									#11
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You got extra applications for Ted Striker Drake?

Konnichiwa

	26-04-2005 11:19									#12
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It ain't hard, Ted. Just get a **** teaching job in Tokyo or any other big Japanese city. Then, once you're in country, put an ad in the paper offering English lessons. Things are greatly helped if you have blonde hair and blue eyes and you make sure to mention it in your ad. In no time, you will have all kinds of lonely housewives paying you fat bank to "teach them English". Just make sure to quit your **** eikaiwa job so you can squeeze in a couple extra clients every night...

Ganbatte, Striker.

	26-04-2005 11:31									#13
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I have found my calling!!!!

ONWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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	26-04-2005 13:05									#14
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Banzai!!!

	26-04-2005 14:53									#15
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* Az dyes his hair.

	26-04-2005 15:38									#16
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Az, yes but I bet you have brown eyes.. and we all know how people get brown eyes, don't we..

anyway, I have blue eyes, kind of 30% scandinavian look, 30% unique look and 20% manly look 10% metrosexual and 10% cool preacher look so you know, I'd be HIT in there.. Maybe I should. After all.. I Japan.

	26-04-2005 15:54									#17
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quote: Az, yes but I bet you have brown eyes..

No I don't, smartarse.

	26-04-2005 15:58									#18
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Yes, they push the chocolate from the back to the front seat, to the driver so they can .. have brown eyes.

	26-04-2005 16:16									#19
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So they've got the same recruitment criteria as the MD of my company? Big deal.

	26-04-2005 16:35									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Az, yes but I bet you have brown eyes.. and we all know how people get brown eyes, don't we.. anyway, I have blue eyes, kind of 30% scandinavian look, 30% unique look and 20% manly look 10% metrosexual and 10% cool preacher look so you know, I'd be HIT in there.. Maybe I should. After all.. I Japan.

You're not American, though. However, you might still have a future as a gaijin gigolo if you can pull off a passable American impression or a British/Aussie/Kiwi impression if you (or they) are desperate. It shouldn't be too hard given that most Japanese people can't tell the difference between foreign accents.

Good luck, Super Citizen.

	26-04-2005 16:41									#21
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quote: You're not American, though. However, you might still have a future as a gaijin gigolo if you can pull off a passable American impression or a British/Aussie/Kiwi impression if you (or they) are desperate. It shouldn't be too hard given that most Japanese people can't tell the difference between foreign accents. Good luck, Super Citizen.

Wait, so the plan is:

-move to america, and get citizenship.
-move to japan and pimp yourself out.


is that it?

	26-04-2005 16:43									#22
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They must be Libertarians: everyone knows that they think it's OK to extort sex from employees through threat of dismissal.

	26-04-2005 16:46									#23
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Getting your citizenship isn't key; you can be a real American on paper and still strike out if you don't match the All-American, blonde-hair blue-eyes stereotype. Gotta look and act the part, which is more important that actually being American. It's not like the housewives are going to run a background check anyway.

	26-04-2005 16:49									#24
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All 'Polytubbies should move to Asia and start a company that "teaches English" to little old house wives.

	26-04-2005 16:53									#25
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You can't start a company in Japan since you're not Japanese, as far as I know. All efforts will have to be on an individual basis. I'm sure a little private coordination would easily go unnoticed, however...

	26-04-2005 17:18									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon They must be Libertarians: everyone knows that they think it's OK to extort sex from employees through threat of dismissal.

You think someone would apply not knowing exactly what the job entails?

	26-04-2005 17:35									#27
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quote: if you don't match the All-American, blonde-hair blue-eyes stereotype.

Err...isn't that the German/Scandinavian stereotype?

	26-04-2005 17:39									#28
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Not in Japan...

	26-04-2005 17:55									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon They must be Libertarians: everyone knows that they think it's OK to extort sex from employees through threat of dismissal.

as opposed to the kinder gentler regimes that extort sex through threat of death.

	26-04-2005 17:56									#30
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Japanese chicks need bigger hooters.