02-05-2005 23:21									#1
	Is there an opening for female sprinter stud? Increase Your PM Length

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...spot/index.html

Apparently, sex before sprinting helps women. The raised testosterone levels help them perform better. Is there a job/profession possibility here?

	02-05-2005 23:26									#2
	Got spare money?

So instead of saying swallowing allows for bigger breats, we now should tell them it's to run faster? Ok..hey fine by me, whatever works.


(yes, I know that how the testoterone levels are affected)

	03-05-2005 04:03									#3
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Damn!

I'm in!!! Where is the application form???

	03-05-2005 04:04									#4
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What if you get Venus and Serena Williams, Ted? After a session with them your wee, wee would be out of action for months.

	03-05-2005 04:06									#5
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I can hang with the sistas, but you're right, I need to step up my cardiovascular and strength training if I want this job.

	03-05-2005 04:22									#6
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I'm sure some weightlifters or putshotsters will more than willing to advantage of your services.

	03-05-2005 04:25									#7
	Remove this text

uh oh

	03-05-2005 04:29									#8
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This golfer used her caddie as a sperm donor:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...r.ap/index.html

	03-05-2005 04:59									#9
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The coach only stated the benefits for women sprinters. For other track and field events, the benefits are unclear. In addition, getting pregnant would definitely not be in the interests of any sprinter that wished to compete during the next year.

	03-05-2005 05:01									#10
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I knew Ted would have the most posts in this thread.

At least he can avoid the English poo girl. She's long distance.

	03-05-2005 05:28									#12
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This works for guys too. Orgasms give you a little shot of testosterone. Before any contest where you need more assertiveness and confidence, an orgasm will give you a boost.

	03-05-2005 05:30									#13
	Put an end to popups!

In that case, hotheads like Rasheed Wallace and Ron Artest should be banned from sex for the whole season.

	03-05-2005 05:32									#14
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Artest needs medication.

	03-05-2005 05:35									#15
	Suffering from ads?

quote: This works for guys too. Orgasms give you a little shot of testosterone. Before any contest where you need more assertiveness and confidence, an orgasm will give you a boost.

On the other hand, being caught masturbating before a job interview is a sure fire way not to get the job.*





*Unless it's one of those one in a million interviews that get reported in Penthouse.