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How about a backpack filled with C4? When the wifey wakes up to find a strange man prowling around the house she whips out the bag, grabs the trigger then marches through the house shouting: "We're all going to die! We're all going to f*****g die! When I let go of this switch everyone within a block of this house will die!"
Let's see how fast those guys can run.
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Space05us
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quote: Not portable, for use at home when hubby is away. |
Shotgun. And teach her how to use it. If you're really worried should also consider a security system, something that will alert your wife and the police when someone breaks in so she wont be caught off gaurd.
Also I would reccomend against getting a dog. Unless you plan on raising it in an unethical manner domestic dogs are kind and cuddly with all people even people trying to kill you.
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