06-05-2005 03:26									#1
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My pulse is still coming down as I came from dangerous mission peeing outside to your neighbours lawn.

What is it. It's freedom. It's what MEN do. Men like to pee outside. But they are protective. Don't pee where you sleep.

It's dark. I have VERY BAD vision in the dark. I'm like a blind man in the dark. So... I was there, standing in our side of the yard (I'm visiting home now), and started peeing on the neighbours yard, smoking the same time. So I was occupied with many things.

It was deadly quiet. Until it became even more quiet. I was done and feeling good, but all my senses focused. Something had moved. I slowly put myself out of the exposure of full frontal male nudity, and it happened. I saw a figure appx. 10 meters away from me, and definitely in our yard. My heart jumped to my throat, and I was on the defend-yourself-and-kill-the-intruder-mode-but-kind-of-scared-too.
I shouted 'NAME!'. What a stupid thing to shout? But it came from my backbone. I meant 'identify yourself'. But I shouted 'NAME!'. And then there was a moment of ultimate silence, I only heard my adrenaline pumping hard and fast, and my heart getting ready to explode.

It's over 1AM and someone was in our yard for some reason, and was coming from back towards me first until I sensed his foul presense. What the hell? My request for the name was tough and definitely manly. So the one second we were facing each other, ready to square it off, the sissy turned around fast and started running where he came from, and I ran, just a t-shirt and boxers and shoes on, and a lighter on my other hand, to the next neighbours yard until he got away from me.

And then I came to post about it in here.

What a weird thing to experience! I was definitely scared, because I can't see very well at dark, and I was surprised. But I was also definitely ready to fight and maim the dude.

What can I say.. he got lucky.. this time.

	06-05-2005 03:29									#2
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	06-05-2005 03:34									#3
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yeah.. I mean what it was.. was prolly just someone taking a shortcut, meaning crossing few yards. Happens all the time with the locals in here. It's ok. But who knows!

Anyway, I know one thing.. he most likely was a local, knowing the paths and routes like that, and he definitely would know me as well then, and now he is somewhere having a heart attack how I was first of all prolly masturbating on neighbours yard and burning my nipples with cigarettes, getting caught and acting like a neanderthal with bad finnish 'NAME!!!' and chasing him with boxers on in the middle of the night. But ****.. he got what he deserved I figure.

ivan drago

if he dies, he dies

/ivan drago

	06-05-2005 03:36									#4
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WHAT !!!! Supercitizen can't see in the dark ??????

	06-05-2005 03:40									#5
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Every superhero has a weakness

I see in the dark, but it just takes for my eyes to adapt... ages.

	06-05-2005 04:09									#6
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at the story.

Btw. who is Ivan Drago?

	06-05-2005 04:14									#7
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ivan drago was the opponent for.. Rocky in some Rocky movie.. he beat up Apollo pretty bad and when the fight was over with Apollo, he said, still standing in the ring, 'if he dies, he dies', with a strong russian accent. Yeah.. he was a machine.. played by dolph lundgren. I'm pretty sure you've seen it. It's a universal thing (not soldier).

	06-05-2005 04:15									#8
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Nah, you has been nothing but a liar - supercitizen is just another jerk. From now on I only trust in supermule and stålanden.

	06-05-2005 04:17									#9
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Don't worry BlackCat, the men with white coats are almost here and they have your medicine with them. Don't fight it, soon you will feel normal again.

	06-05-2005 04:23									#10
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Pekka, you are my hero.

Maybe you should set some traps around your yard, that will hinder intruders.

	06-05-2005 04:23									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Don't worry BlackCat, the men with white coats are almost here and they have your medicine with them. Don't fight it, soon you will feel normal again.

When you write "here" I guess that it's a long way from where I am, so maybe you should look out of your windows for "men in white"

	06-05-2005 04:27									#12
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BlackCat, Oh, what a genius save! Wait.. does this mean.. that our relationship is based on .. a lie?!

Kingof the Apes, good idea, but like I said, I have bad vision in the dark.. I just might walk into my own traps.... nah.. better stay cool and wait for the attacker...

	06-05-2005 04:48									#13
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Ahh, I know who Ivan Drago is now.

	06-05-2005 04:52									#14
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has it occured to anyone why pekka is out in the front yard peeing to begin with??? Good lord i dont think running off a possible stalker is the mot important thing here the fact u got this guy out in the middle of the night smoking and peeing in the yard got me

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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski has it occured to anyone why pekka is out in the front yard peeing to begin with??? Good lord i dont think running off a possible stalker is the mot important thing here the fact u got this guy out in the middle of the night smoking and peeing in the yard got me

Nope, that is a quite normal male thing. Whereever should we have time to ponder about serious matters in tranquility ?

	06-05-2005 05:02									#16
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ok just seems a bit strange to be doing out in the yard at the late hour but i cant argue with that answer

	06-05-2005 05:18									#17
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It's a "women free" zone

	06-05-2005 05:30									#18
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ok guess i slowly slip into the night then my bad

	06-05-2005 14:56									#19
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"What is it. It's freedom. It's what MEN do. Men like to pee outside."

And the fact that I went smoking outside. And it was dark. Perfect moment for doing it. Men often prefer peeing outside to just going inside and to a toilet. I know it makes little sense but it's true in most cases.It's somehow enjoyable.

	06-05-2005 15:02									#20
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Hum, would doing a turd on your neigbours lawn be considered even more manly thing?

	06-05-2005 15:03									#21
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No. That would be a stupid thing to do. Pee - no harm no foul. Turd? You want WAR!!!?

	06-05-2005 19:40									#22
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Maybe the stranger was peeing in your yard.