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Zulu Elephant is offline Zulu Elephant
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Face facts. Most of us are going to hell. Find out what awaits you in the afterlife according to Dante's Inferno.



Me.
"Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."





OTOH..."limbs of women" eh?

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We took the test already, and most of us are going straight to the city of Dis. GePap is the mayor, IIRC.

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Been there, done that. Different test, I think (the layout is different, but the score-box below looks similar), but yeah... it's been done.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


I've heard some nasty things about Cleo's looks, but I'm to spend eternity with Helen?

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I didn't make it into hell

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Purgatory

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Zulu, Tass and I are having a party in the City of Dis!
Everyone is welcome!

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You shame you Lord, Ben. If you were truely righteous, the test would have sensed the presence of the LORD JEBUS within you and assigned you to heaven

Does any Catholic go straight to heaven? I thought we humans were doomed to sin during our mortal life, and therefore, that there was a payback time in the purgatory before proceeding to heaven (maybe the Saints go straight to heaven)

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The system is rigged against us.

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i win - ive made it to the 8th.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-...nformation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

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Gluttony. Although, I also scored well for purgatory.

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You shame you Lord, Ben. If you were truely righteous, the test would have sensed the presence of the LORD JEBUS within you and assigned you to heaven


Those who are in purgatory have to be cleansed of their sins, even though they do believe, and have the presence of the Lord in them.

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Does any Catholic go straight to heaven? I thought we humans were doomed to sin during our mortal life, and therefore, that there was a payback time in the purgatory before proceeding to heaven (maybe the Saints go straight to heaven)


Purgatory is more for those who have lived an indifferent life, but still believe in Christ, and have repented of their sins at some point.

There will be some who enter heaven right away, as Spiffor said, the saints.

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I managed to purchase passage to Limbo.

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Face facts. Most of us are going to hell. Find out what awaits you in the afterlife according to Dante's Inferno.



Me.
"Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."





OTOH..."limbs of women" eh?


the city of dis? I like the name of that

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Done this - heading straight to the City of DIs. Plotting to overthrow GePap

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

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For the first time in my life I had to answer that I haven't been in a fight recently. Sh!t, I'm getting old.

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I like that the test makes it impossible to go to heaven.

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Hell is just a fantasy to scare naughty people.

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Extreme

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

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It seems to be a bit crowded in City of Dis.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Extreme

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test


Violence
Didn't know you had it in you

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I went to 4th level.... prodigal and Avaricious.

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FWIW, the Inferno is my favorite piece of classical literature. I love this book.

In the past when I've taken this test I'm usually banished to Dis. This time around I went easy on the "there is no God" stuff (I am agnostic, not atheist, after all) and found my other "problem areas" - lust and gluttony (I enjoy my carnal appetites). Kinda curious about the 8th circle, though, "Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers". Some of my responses fell in that direction, but not too many. Oh well. Endlessly tossed about in a gale with a bunch of horny dead babes... it could be worse (horny dead men, keep your dangly bits away, please... that kind of thing is for the 7th circle, those who are violent against nature).

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

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So, ajerba, you're nothing but a big fat liar?

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I think I broke the test... last time I had level 1 because I am not a Christian(I'm Jewish)... this time I got pergatory, answering them all honestly:

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test


I have to admit, level 1 limbo sounds better then heaven...... who wants eternal pleasure? You can never achieve anything..... limbo sounds like earth from the description-I like earth.

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Yes but what if Dante got it mixed up.

Purgatory:

Sorry but you had a boring life. You wasted the time given you as a miracle, and you did nothing with it, except try to talk to me. I wanted you to go out there and explore, have fun and experience, yet all you did was call my name like a little girlie man. You won't get here in the party, because only fly people get in.

Level 9 Cocytus:

DUUUUUUUUUUUDE! You're one crazy player! You'll be the MC for the party. Only let in 7th level players or above, since I don't want this to turn into sitting and staring contest, but a party!

 
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