13-05-2005 23:23									#61
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All your preconceptions about Scotland are entirely correct.

	13-05-2005 23:28									#62
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What, that relative to their size they're possibly the most influential country in the past 500 years?

	13-05-2005 23:33									#63
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1.Not everyone outside america hates you.

2.Not all foreigners are evil and want to r*pe your daughters/kill your president/put a big red commie flag over the whitehouse.

3.Give people a reason to love you and they will

4. Give people a reason to hate you and they will

	13-05-2005 23:38									#64
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quote: 2.Not all foreigners are evil and want to r*pe your daughters/kill your president/put a big red commie flag over the whitehouse.

	13-05-2005 23:41									#65
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Don't worry, Az. We know the difference between the "good" foreigners and the "bad" ones.

	13-05-2005 23:51									#66
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I am typing from your daughter's room now, btw.

Oh, and I am a star-trek fan.

	13-05-2005 23:58									#67
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quote: Originally posted by Az There's nothing wrong in being politically correct in this case.

Only that politically correct words often sound ridicilous and funny. Especially so if they're artificially made up for Russian to replace words that have been in use forever.

	14-05-2005 00:00									#68
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yeah, like "jidi", "pediki", etc.

	14-05-2005 00:03									#69
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Those are words that have always been offensive, at least in contemporary Russian... but conjurations like "chelovek s osobennimi potrebnostami" sound just... weird. If I were disabled, I'd feel like a person who calls me that was laughing at me.

	14-05-2005 00:04									#70
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Germany is the dominant country among all of Europe.

	14-05-2005 00:05									#71
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Australia is a giant island full of dingos and criminals

Austria is a country in europe with alpine horns and leiderhosen

	14-05-2005 00:07									#72
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Austrasia was a part of the Frankish empire

	14-05-2005 01:36									#73
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French women shave. German ones don't.

	14-05-2005 01:40									#74
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I think you mixed that up. has anyone ever seen Heidi Klum unshaved in her armpits? no. French equivalent to come soon.

	14-05-2005 01:40									#75
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Heidi:



you all know what Fwench "ladies" look like

	14-05-2005 02:02									#76
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:vomit:

Anyone who finds that "figure" of hers attractive should be taken out and beaten with an old umbrella. To start with.

	14-05-2005 02:03									#77
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this is about shaved and unshaved, Legman, not about "figure" as you put it

	14-05-2005 02:07									#78
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Hmm.. all right.



* Winston decides to hang around for a while with old umbrella still within his reach

	14-05-2005 02:08									#79
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I have no idea what you're trying to say. Maybe that's Danish Rasmussen humour.

	14-05-2005 03:48									#80
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Not everybody in Minnesota has the oft-joked about Scandinavian accent.

Minnesota has the most co-ops of any US state.

	14-05-2005 04:40									#81
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Mary Ann & Ginger we not characters in the Gilligan's Island pilot.

Marco Polo's writings don't mention the Great Wall of China.

American declared its independence on July 2, 1776 (it took Jefferson & the Continental Congress two days to write & finalize the Declaration of Independence).

Oh yeah, and George Washington never chopped down a cherry tree as a youth. Parson Weems made up that story for his biography of Washington.

	14-05-2005 04:47									#82
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quote: Originally posted by Winston :vomit: Anyone who finds that "figure" of hers attractive should be taken out and beaten with an old umbrella. To start with.

You are blind, aren't you?

	14-05-2005 04:48									#83
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I wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers in bed, especially if the cracker was me.

	14-05-2005 04:49									#84
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capital of Canada is not ... Toronto.... Calgary.... Montreal... Vancouver... it is Ottawa!!

Did you know that Ottava would mean 'the one who takes' in finnish? Now you know. From the verb 'Ottaa'.

	14-05-2005 04:54									#85
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quote: You are blind, aren't you?

After seeing that image of angular freakiness, I almost wish I were.

	14-05-2005 06:30									#86
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Gotta go with Winston. That chick is too damned thin.

	14-05-2005 06:31									#87
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yeah, she's all bones and flesh, and in some freaky way looks like a man.

	14-05-2005 06:36									#88
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quote: Originally posted by Zkribbler Marco Polo's writings don't mention the Great Wall of China.

You can't see the Great Wall of China from space, not with the naked eye. Not from orbit, and definitely not from the Moon.

Also, Polo's writings were not necessarily true. Nor did Polo bring pasta to Italy from China.

This is turning into the "Debunk your pet urban legend" thread, which I guess is an improvement!

	14-05-2005 06:46									#89
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Alaska and Hawaii are part of the US. No- people in Alaska do not all live in igloo's and, no- people in Hawaii do not all live in grass shacks.

	14-05-2005 06:49									#90
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quote: These facts must be: A. Relativley simple. B. Interesting. C. Completley random!

Not at all random, but here's a couple of facts for ya':

"Completely"

and

"Relatively"