17-05-2005 22:20									#1
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Here are some silly laws from my country, they are real.

You may not fish on Sundays for salmon.


It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.


Trespassing on someone else's land is legal.


If someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your commode, you must let them enter.


With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.


All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.


London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats. (Repealed 1976)


The severest Penaltys will be suffered by any commoner who doth permit his animal to have carnal knowledge of a pet of the Royal House (enacted by George I)


It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).


It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.


There are loads of dumb laws in the world, lets here some crazy laws from where you live.

	17-05-2005 22:24									#2
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I've never heard about silly Israeli laws.

Well, I've heard a lot of silly Israeli laws, but not the sort you need in this thread. .





I have one rule, tho: Never trust DLs.

	17-05-2005 22:28									#3
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Again with the DL stuff.
This is getting boring.
All I was trying to do was introduce some more humour.
Killjoy.

	17-05-2005 22:29									#4
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	17-05-2005 22:47									#6
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	17-05-2005 23:57									#7
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Here's some more:

Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).

It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks (enacted by Edward VI)

Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.

A bed may not be hung out of a window.

It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.

Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.

It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.

Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.

It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.

Destroying or defacing money is illegal.