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Pekka
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em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:36
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oh that must suck!! being in the army with this kind of thing that is... I've only 'roasted' my calfs ones and I was in school, not army.. and it was hell for my legs, they were in fire for few days. Uh oh.. so hot, the skin started pealing off at some point even though I had put lotions on it....
I had one similar 'injury' in army though.. more like a discomfort that we all get there but it was really nasty one and lasted for few days in full inferno. You see.. somehow.. I don't know how but somehow I had.. 'burned' my left testicle. You know like you get these things when skin rubs. Some people with big legs might get them to their thighs when walking a lot etc.. well I got one in my left testicle. I'm telling you, when we had to go all the time somewhere, even walking, just normal walking hurt like hell. Let alone anything else.. it was like I had fire on my left nut. It REALLY hurt bad. But it wasn't as bad as I witnessed my trainer getting sting in the nut by a bee, and it's a true story. Oh man did his expression change! He was talking so strange in pain no one knew what he tried to say except that he was in serious pain. I saw the bugger go in his pants too, and then few seconds afterwards his hips twisted back violently and his eyes went into 'wtf'-mode  And it felt like I knew what happened before he did! He just had complete stabbing on his testicle without knowing what happened right then... oh man.. and we laughed and laughed, we were equivalent to privates, well we weren't privates but we were in were in this kind of continuance school for folks who will become leaders, and that started right after we actually were privates, so it was like a whole new private season for us and .. so you know us laughing to the trainer was really kind of weird situation, but we couldn't help it! And he had good humour so .. it was ok. But we agreed no one ****s with that thing to him never ever .. never.
He also had to walk like 3 or 4 km's to the ER by himself  imagine the pain with swollen nuts.. AND it was regular time, meaning in the morning where everyone who feels sick just lines up and it takes a whole day to work it out, so he had to get to the front of the line by either saying 'My dick is hurt bad' or showing it, because they don't let people pass the line if it's not serious.
Back to my testicle discomfort, yeah.. and you know those rubbing burns, they don't go away if you can't put something on it and basically you have to not rub it. Leave it alone.. let it heal.. but since you can't just not walk, and without any other helps, it meant that I had to go with testicle pain knowing it would only get worse, not better .
And yes, after couple of days it got to a point where I was in my bed, thinking of going to shower, took off the boxers to put on shorts (to go to the showers), and OUUCH my testicles killed me bad so I came up with a solution because I knew I couldn't live like that anymore. IT was already kind of pain where your brain hurts too and you close your eyes and kind of just go 'ngggh' and think fraction of a second a time and 'it'll go away, it'll go away, just few more seconds, few more.. take the pain.. TAKE IT..'... so yeah the solution was obvious, but I couldn't have done it before, I got them tight underwear, not boxers, so my equipment was covered with the underwear material.
ANyway just wanted to let you know about testicle injuries. Quite plenty of them.
Last edited by Pekka on 23-05-2005 at 17:27
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Space05us
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Why is it that everyone insists that sun burns hurt? Whenver I get sunburned I dont feel burning or anything like that, my skin just gets red.
I got sun burned yesterday from walking to the grocery store, doesnt hurt a bit.
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