25-05-2005 20:30									#1
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I took the freedom to apolytonize the title somewhat

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/25/pi...l.ap/index.html

quote: CHARLOTTE, North Carolina (AP) -- An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called emergency dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour -- all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn't deliver. Dorothy Densmore was charged with misusing the emergency telephone hotline, jail spokeswoman Mandy Giannini said. She told dispatchers Sunday that a local pizza shop refused to deliver to her south Charlotte apartment, said Giannini. She also complained that someone at the shop called her a "crazy old coot," Giannini said. Densmore wanted them arrested. Instead, police came to arrest her, and she resisted, Giannini said. It's unusual for someone to face charges for nonemergency calls, Giannini said. But on Sunday, Densmore kept calling 911, even after she was told to stop, Giannini said. When an officer arrived at her apartment, the 5-foot (1.5-meter) -tall, 98-pound (44.5-kilo) woman attacked him, Giannini said. Densmore scratched him, kicked and bit his hand, she said. Densmore also is charged with resisting a public officer and two counts of misusing the emergency telephone system, jail records show.

I like especially the attack bit

	25-05-2005 20:31									#2
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GIve her life in prison, I say!

At her age, a year in prison should suffice...

	25-05-2005 20:32									#3
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That's just funny, even if it's tragic.

	25-05-2005 20:33									#4
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She is a true american.

	25-05-2005 20:33									#5
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When I was in Davis there was a Roundtable that was literally 2 miles away from me and they wouldn't deliver to me. Their delivery area stopped at the street right in front of my apartment complex though it traveled another 10 miles down the road, they just wouldn't deliver on THAT SIDE OF THE STREET. It really irked me. I tried to get them to deliver to the place across the street and I would just wait out there for them. They didn't like that either.

Though, I never called 911 or attacked a cop for it.

	25-05-2005 20:35									#6
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Unbelievable...

But it king of reminds me of some of the posters here.
We tell them repeatedly to stop doing something, and they continue to do it anyway... and then when we finally take action, they "attack" with insults and claim they did nothing wrong

	25-05-2005 20:36									#7
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But this bit makes me suspicious:

quote: Densmore also is charged with resisting a public officer and two counts of misusing the emergency telephone system, jail records show.

"...also is charged with..." They already mentioned the misusing of emergency lines, and haven't mentioned anything else. That doesn't sound like a lapse the AP would make. I call BS on this one.

	25-05-2005 22:37									#8
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So Ted, would you hit it?

	25-05-2005 22:46									#9
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Already has by the looks of it.

	25-05-2005 22:51									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Winston But this bit makes me suspicious: quote: Densmore also is charged with resisting a public officer and two counts of misusing the emergency telephone system, jail records show. "...also is charged with..." They already mentioned the misusing of emergency lines, and haven't mentioned anything else. That doesn't sound like a lapse the AP would make. I call BS on this one.

What part of the biting and attacking the officer did you miss?

	25-05-2005 23:28									#11
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quote: Originally posted by alva Already has by the looks of it.

Damn you. DAMN YOU for making me picture this !!!

	25-05-2005 23:31									#12
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Yeah, just imagine if Ted got his wish fullfilled; had a hit on all women on this planet and they all looked like that afterwards

	25-05-2005 23:32									#13
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"But it king of reminds me of some of the posters here.
We tell them repeatedly to stop doing something, and they continue to do it anyway... and then when we finally take action, they "attack" with insults and claim they did nothing wrong"

Once upon a time I would have bought this.

	25-05-2005 23:36									#14
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I wonder if they served pizza during their jail time

	25-05-2005 23:38									#15
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Funny if that was her first meal.

*About ****ing time*

	26-05-2005 11:35									#16
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ROFL!!!

this thread rules, comments and all.

	26-05-2005 11:45									#17
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I think all old coots and old bags should be jailed.

	26-05-2005 11:45									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Verto So Ted, would you hit it?

	26-05-2005 11:54									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Ming Unbelievable... But it king of reminds me of some of the posters here. We tell them repeatedly to stop doing something, and they continue to do it anyway... and then when we finally take action, they "attack" with insults and claim they did nothing wrong