25-05-2005 23:06									#1
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So I went potty to releave an intestinal obstruction I had, and while I was doing my business I watched this little bugger begin making a web. Should I smash him or bring him outside? You decide.

note: I cannot leave him where he is, its right where our towels hang.

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	25-05-2005 23:11									#2
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Take him outside. A good spider with a good strategic location will eliminate a lot of other, far more irritating, bugs every day.

	25-05-2005 23:20									#3
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Put him into the hair of the next rude bugger you meet.

	26-05-2005 00:20									#4
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yeah take him outside

	26-05-2005 00:31									#5
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Spiders are very good creatures to have around.

	26-05-2005 00:31									#6
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unless they are deadly

	26-05-2005 00:36									#7
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I wonder why nature is so unfair. Why can't we have eight legs? That would speed up many things.

	26-05-2005 00:40									#8
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I would probably watch soccer then

	26-05-2005 00:49									#9
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Leave it be.

	26-05-2005 01:24									#11
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Errr...isn't that a black widow?

	26-05-2005 01:45									#12
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Kill.

	26-05-2005 01:46									#13
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And I think you meant FINISH HIM! not FINNISH HIM!

	26-05-2005 01:50									#14
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Trap it under a glass occaisionally spraying deoderant in for no reason, as a message to all other would be intruders.

	26-05-2005 01:52									#15
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quote: Originally posted by DRoseDARs And I think you meant FINISH HIM! not FINNISH HIM!

I was going to ask if meant turning the spider into a Finn, which would arguably be a worse fate.

Oh, and... smash the bastard.

	26-05-2005 01:55									#16
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It disturbs me that the poll is tied still. Methinks some Finns are covertly voting for some nefarious scheme yet to be revealed...

	26-05-2005 01:57									#17
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Let it live.

	26-05-2005 02:03									#18
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Shi's a FINN!! Shi's a FINN!!

	26-05-2005 02:16									#19
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Blessed are the mercifulk, for they will be given mercy.

	26-05-2005 02:27									#20
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Screw mercy. It's a poisonous spider. Kill it before it decides to lay eggs all over your house.

	26-05-2005 02:39									#21
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Screw the egg-laying. Killing is fun!

	26-05-2005 02:41									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Screw mercy. It's a poisonous spider. Kill it before it decides to lay eggs all over your house.

Check the wine cellar!

Preverably armed with a crossbow and flaming darts.

	26-05-2005 02:42									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us So I went potty to releave an intestinal obstruction I had, and while I was doing my business I watched this little bugger begin making a web. Should I smash him or bring him outside? You decide. note: I cannot leave him where he is, its right where our towels hang.

Indoor spiders don't survive long outdoors and outdoor spiders don't survive long indoors. So I'm not sure you would do it a favor by bringing it outside.

	26-05-2005 04:59									#24
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Safely remove the spider to somewhere right outside the house and it will return the favor by killing REAL pests.

	26-05-2005 06:56									#25
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Assimilate it's genetic wisdom, eat it.

	26-05-2005 07:05									#26
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Oh man I could never live in a place where that is a possibiliy, getting spiders THAT big and nasty into your house! no way.. NO WAY. I have araknophobia I guess.. I'm glad we don't have spiders like that in here.. God kills them for us... they hate you so you get the devil bastards.

Kill the evil creature. Kill him with extreme prejudice.

	26-05-2005 07:33									#27
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KILL IT and let it be reincarnated. If it's lived a good life it'll come back as something better, if not then it deserved it.

KILL IT and let him go to Spider Heaven! That must be better then it's current life if it had to take up residence with you. Maybe it will get 72 spider virgins or something!

KILL IT and send him to Spider Hell! Because there is no such thing as Spider Heaven.

KILL IT and let the cycle of life continue, you're just using the fast forward button.

KILL IT since it's life is insignificant anyways (see thread by Callous Rex).

KILL IT and remove the evil Finnish spying equipment from the cyborg spider for your own counter-espionage.

Or let it go & as you walk away it'll turn it's head and say, "Sucker!"

	26-05-2005 07:35									#28
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Kill...I've killed about 30 spiders in my bathroom so far. That's not something you want poking its...nose?...around at 3 in the morning when you're drunk on the toilet.

	26-05-2005 09:17									#29
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous I've killed about 30 spiders in my bathroom so far.

30?!? Great Ooglimoogly, where to you live?!? Wherever it is, you might consider moving!

	26-05-2005 09:21									#30
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Let the guy be

If he's in your house he probably found a food supply. So let him eat whatever is there.

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