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pchang is offline pchang
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Aug 1999
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Viagra makes you blind Inflate your Upload Space

Well, there are 50 cases reported so far out of about 23 million users. FDA is investigating. So much for the masturbation myth.
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Hey, when I orgasm all I see is white.
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Pressure in the eyes must be over the roof which makes poeple see like if they were looking threw saranwrap. It happenned to my father last week. Not because of Viagra but the blood pressure was to high. The doctor put some drops in his eyes and it releived the pressure. If you wait and dont get drops you can get blind the doc said.
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Yeah, when I was young my dad told me "Son, if you masterbate you'll go blind." I told him, "dad, I'm over here."
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Isn't it deaf?

EDIT: Fixed typo for Japher...Always have to clarify everything for the poor guy.

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what?
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Doesn't masturbation make you deaf?
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yeah, it makes you deaf. Not blind.

And it makes hair grow into your hand.

APPARENTLY it's not too good for the memory either.
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Soon they'll say that masterbation kills.
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Is it because you can poke your own eye out if you aren't careful?
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Depends on how good a shot you are

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MikeH, ... poke means porno in finnish . Well it's a slang word but .. more used the porno these days.
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Who needs viagra anyway?

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quote:
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Doesn't masturbation make you deaf?


I think you missed the joke...
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Even the blind masturbators will... keep doing it.
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Who needs viagra anyway?


Old people who shouldn't have sex anyway.
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and porn stars


like a certain ex-poster
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Right, allegedly......like the rest of his stories...
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it's an acceptable side effect for the benefits of getting hardons.
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Depends on how good a shot you are


Or how well endowed.
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Or if you're just sloppy and get it all over you hands and then scratch your eyes.
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we may as well discuss Something About Mary in this discussion.

I think we can all agree that the laws of physics don't allow a "shot" to end up there.
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Depends on your posture.

...I assume.


Aaanyhoo... I should think this a feature of Viagra.... If a sight of an atrctive naked woman can't get you up, she must really not be that attractive, hence could have a detrimental effect on your performance. Thus, you are spared of her looks.
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quote:
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we may as well discuss Something About Mary in this discussion.

I think we can all agree that the laws of physics don't allow a "shot" to end up there.


I've gotten good distance when using the withdrawl method.
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Distance is one thing, direction quite another.

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Dad: "Son, if you keep doing that, you'll go blind."

Son: "How about if I just keep doing it until I need glasses?"
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