28-05-2005 06:00									#1
	Calling all Russian Speaking Apolytoners or Help Timex Win Brownie Points Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Here's the situation:

My boss told me that two of his "friends" from Russia (somewhere in the middle of the Urals) are coming over next week and they're both apparently "****ing HOT" according to him. He was wondering out loud where he could stash them for three days. I volunteered in order to win some brownie points and a little bit of cash (half this month's rent). The problem is that their English is either non-existant or not tested on English speakers outside the classroom.

If any Russian speakers could help me by translating a short note that I can give to them to explain the house rules, directions, et. al., I would really appreciate it.

	28-05-2005 06:16									#2
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You know you want to help a brother out!

	28-05-2005 06:24									#3
	Got spare money?

Let me get this straight.

Your boss is being visited by two Russian women of ill repute and you want some of that action?

	28-05-2005 06:28									#4
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No action, but it never hurts to see if I could get it. The gf wouldn't appreciate it if I was tagging some strange Russian girls on the side.

Besides, they're the bosses' playthings. I'd much rather have the money than some play. It would make my life much easier and probably could turn into a steady side job (housing eastern europeans for the boss).

	28-05-2005 06:32									#5
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Well, the customer is the boss, so you just have to do your duty- try not to enjoy it too much

	28-05-2005 06:35									#6
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No, they're visiting the boss, and I'm just housing them for money. They're not for me. I would just like a little help in translating a note telling them when they have to get up, when I'm home, house rules, et. al. just in case their English sucks.

	28-05-2005 06:35									#7
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Your boss is asking you to be a brothel keeper. Dob the worthless craphat in to the police.

	28-05-2005 06:37									#8
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They're not whores, just girlfriends. He has a thing for eastern European women and he needs someplace for them. Since I make squat for salary, it's an opportunity for cash I can't pass up. Three days of Russians visitors on my couch translates to half a month's rent

	28-05-2005 06:42									#9
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Does he have a wife? Install cameras.

	28-05-2005 06:45									#10
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I have considered keeping an audiotape recorder, but somehow blackmail doesn't suit me.

Although she'd be awful surprised to see last month's expense report and how much was spent on a pharmaceuticals rep from Lithuania.....