30-05-2005 16:29									#1
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Is it me or do the advisors make funny comments when you are not paying attention. What I mean is I had just got the 8th luxury & I went to the trade advisor. What she was saying went like this "I shoudn't even be here, I'm supposed to be on holiday"

Later on, the military advisor came out with " Sod it, lets kill everbody"

So is it just me or do my advisors need to be sacked and replaced. Taking days off work indeed.

	30-05-2005 17:41									#2
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When they smile at bad news, frown at good news....

	30-05-2005 21:10									#3
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It's funny, how my mil. adv. sometimes tells me that our military is stronger than someone else's, with a happy smile on his face... Like, "We have nothing to fear from them!"

And sometimes he is frowning, "We could put our superior military to use... sir."

As they say... "Let's go bonk some heads!"

	30-05-2005 21:12									#4
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The Civ3 advisors are stoned, some of them permanently. This began at around PTW, and got worse in Conquests. All the patches get to a person, you know...

	30-05-2005 23:24									#5
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I had one recenly that raised an eye brow. The Foriegn advisor said we should make some friend. Sounds ok, until you realize I have killed all the civs and no one is left in the game.

	31-05-2005 00:41									#6
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if you had killed all the civs, wouldn't you have won the game?

and the advisors suck compared to civ2. I still remember the first time I clicked on the advisors during anarchy. That freaked me out. . I hope they improve this in civ4. I probably should have mentioned in in the suggestions thread or whatever. Too late now.

	31-05-2005 03:48									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident if you had killed all the civs, wouldn't you have won the game? and the advisors suck compared to civ2. I still remember the first time I clicked on the advisors during anarchy. That freaked me out. . I hope they improve this in civ4. I probably should have mentioned in in the suggestions thread or whatever. Too late now.

lalalalahah ---aaahhhhh----"I warned you I warned you" - "why don't you".....

*blam*





ANARCHY



I for one hope they do something like those advisors again - it was hilarious!

	31-05-2005 20:08									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident if you had killed all the civs, wouldn't you have won the game?

Yeah the game was over, I was just goofing off. I was working on loading/editing music and just wanted somethign to do between the CD rips.

Since it ended, I just kept going.

	31-05-2005 21:16									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident and the advisors suck compared to civ2. I still remember the first time I clicked on the advisors during anarchy. That freaked me out. . I hope they improve this in civ4. I probably should have mentioned in in the suggestions thread or whatever. Too late now.

Those advisors should defently make a comeback in Civ4, they where fun

	03-06-2005 08:20									#10
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Advisors were great!!! But in civ 3 they just suck!!! They should have more personality, like elvis or militar advisor in civ 2!

	03-06-2005 09:13									#11
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I loved it when the Civ2 military advisor was drunk with power. In Civ4 though they should replace Elvis with Ozzy (think what THAT would do to sales!).

	03-06-2005 15:28									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Vince278 In Civ4 though they should replace Elvis with Ozzy (think what THAT would do to sales!).

That would make me not buy the game

	04-06-2005 08:59									#13
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You would not buy the game because you don't like the looks of a single adviser?

	04-06-2005 09:36									#14
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come on, ozzy is cool!! He got his picture in dictionary word for "Decadence"!!
Everybody loves ol'd uncle ozzy!!! And whatever, if u don´t like the advisor, just don´t watch it!!

Why not make Einstein (like a crazy scientist) the scientific advisor???? Would be fun!!!

And why not put Arnold Schazenneger to be the military advisor??? Think him after restarting a war as a robot speaking: "We´ve come back!"
lol!

	08-06-2005 07:20									#16
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Okay, I found this after installing the 1.22 patch for Conquests...

In the beginning of the game, go to the science advisor...he will "advice" you to research a certain tech (most likely) or will give a status quote on research input...in the lower right corner of the little white box is the word next...if you click on it about 50 times, eventually the scientist will say something similiar to "compared to you most people have the IQ of a carrot" or something like that...

I also could have sworn one of my advisors told me to build temples in all my cities, even though I had the temple of Artemis...

	08-06-2005 17:32									#17
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Thats there in conquests 1.00 (uk edition). I've only spotted the trade & military adsvisors opinions so far. Its more fun than playing the game itself

Last edited by jatf on 08-06-2005 at 17:55