06-08-2005 18:44									#241
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Old Man's Bottom has exploded!!! I did not see the effect of this explosion. Just the announcement on the screen that it erupted.

Peace is established with the Hittites. peace

1870 BC to Paddy

	06-08-2005 18:52									#242
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Thank you for your offer

I can only offer a future tech - am working on feud now if that helps

DogScotShogun, to Andy, 1870 BC

	06-08-2005 19:21									#243
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i want to offer the Celts the toliet paper tech because of the Old Man's Bottom situation

	08-08-2005 11:17									#244
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Indeed, Mount Bottom appears to have shat itself. Fortunately our capital was spared, but its looking pretty messy to the south. Clean up crews have been assigned and work has started.

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	08-08-2005 11:33									#245
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hey we might get another turn in

well maybe, last I heard the guard were in packing bags for the Lord Shoguns departure...

	08-08-2005 16:06									#246
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yes, the packing is just about done.

One more day of work, then off to China!

1830 BC to Paddy

	08-08-2005 16:20									#247
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DogScotShogun, to Andy, 1830 BC

	09-08-2005 03:37									#248
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Peace established with the Aztecs! They finally agreed to talk to me and were only too pleased to sign on the dotted line.

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	09-08-2005 06:53									#249
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Great news. Montazuma should be pleased.

1790 BC to Paddy

	09-08-2005 17:53									#250
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DogScotShogun, to Andy, 1790 BC

	10-08-2005 11:09									#251
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The Vikings have declared war on our friends the Byzantines and the Hittites. Very sad. Troops have been dispatched. We would ask that Japan send over urgent peace keeping troops.

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	04-09-2005 01:21									#252
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Aleppo's city placement is quite intriguing. Perhaps that's what set the Vikings off.

Before we send any troops, one opportunity for the Vikings to offer an explanation to the recent events.

1750 BC to Paddy

	04-09-2005 13:28									#253
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They your friends, well then maybe you not mine... thus I live in a world of fiends...

An explanation is it that you want? Consider my actions explained

DogScotShogun, to Andy, 1750 BC.

	07-09-2005 01:31									#255
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Cease violence or we will declare war.

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	07-09-2005 05:52									#256
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Japan is forming a peacekeeping army to follow the Celtic lead. We also like the Byzantines.

1725 BC to Paddy

	07-09-2005 05:59									#257
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quote: Originally posted by Andydog Cease violence or we will declare war.

bring it on if ya got the courage

DogScotShogun, to Andy, 1725 BC.

	07-09-2005 06:02									#258
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My scouts peeked at the Celtic army... I don't think they lack in any courage. Well, you will seem them soon enough.

	07-09-2005 06:06									#259
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huh?

	07-09-2005 06:15									#260
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There's a large Celtic army heading your way.

	07-09-2005 06:25									#261
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ahhh that would be right

make statements after he has already marched

well good luck to him and his ai mates

	07-09-2005 06:28									#262
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well, the ai mates are a dim-witted bunch, no? They need some assistance.

	07-09-2005 06:34									#263
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they seem to have someone helping them...

	07-09-2005 19:44									#264
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quote: Originally posted by Paddy the Scot ahhh that would be right make statements after he has already marched well good luck to him and his ai mates

We announced that our hairy arsed swordsmen would start marching in your direction on the turn that you declared war on our AI friends. We then asked you to end hostilities. You refused. You have one final chance. If you continue to refuse, you will be attacked.

But we won't destroy you completely. Only wound you, so we can have a good laugh watching you limp about in pain for a good while.



But in all fairness you don’t need to attack our dim witted AI buddies. We all now have sufficient land to build on for a bit. Let’s leave the AIs in the middle so that we are suitably separated from each other. Such a buffer zone would seem appropriate, and has been similarly agreed by the Japanese.

	07-09-2005 20:21									#265
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quote: Originally posted by Andydog We announced that our hairy arsed swordsmen would start marching in your direction on the turn that you declared war on our AI friends. We then asked you to end hostilities. You refused. You have one final chance. If you continue to refuse, you will be attacked. But we won't destroy you completely. Only wound you, so we can have a good laugh watching you limp about in pain for a good while. But in all fairness you don’t need to attack our dim witted AI buddies. We all now have sufficient land to build on for a bit. Let’s leave the AIs in the middle so that we are suitably separated from each other. Such a buffer zone would seem appropriate, and has been similarly agreed by the Japanese.

	07-09-2005 20:46									#266
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It seems we have a rogue state here Shogun!

	07-09-2005 21:17									#267
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quote: Originally posted by Andydog It seems we have a rogue state here Shogun!

	07-09-2005 21:21									#268
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Hey! That looks like one of my Japanese samurai chasing Tom Cruise.

kill.kill.kill to stop the Scientology nonsense

Well, what can I say, the Vikings are a rogue state indeed!

	07-09-2005 21:46									#269
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bah hum bug

	07-09-2005 23:42									#270
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Our 'peacekeepers' look forward to introducing themselves to these war crazed Vikings.

Lord Shogun, we thank the Japanese people for their assistance in this grave matter concerning the wayward Vikings. We are also grateful for the chance to sail your coast. Naturally we extend the same invitation to your own sailors. Japanese captains are welcome to map our coast and will be treated as honoured guests. Let this be the start of a new chapter in Japanese - Celt relations!

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