01-06-2005 02:48									#1
	Dolores has been on the phone for at least 4 hours, still going strong. Got spare money?

How the hell do they manage that? Luckily it's in Visayan so I don't understand a word of it. She's talking to a girl in Florida who is a childhood friend.

	01-06-2005 02:49									#2
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don't you know your wife's language Lancer?

	01-06-2005 02:50									#3
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	01-06-2005 02:50									#4
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I don't want to see your phone bill.

my throat would dry up with that much talking.

	01-06-2005 02:52									#5
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quote: don't you know your wife's language Lancer?

She's lucky. Sometimes I wish I didn't know Lancer's

	01-06-2005 02:53									#7
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"don't you know your wife's language Lancer?"

No, of course not. I'm American.

"I don't want to see your phone bill. "

She needs a good yack once in a while, and I could use a new comp when Civ 4 comes out.

"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

BIG MONEY!

	01-06-2005 02:54									#8
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She's lucky. Sometimes I wish I didn't know Lancer's

	01-06-2005 02:56									#9
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quote: Big Money - Garth Brooks My older brother Tommy was a lineman rest his soul His job was hanging hot wires on them high-line power poles Every morning bright and early he'd climb way up in the sky And I never understood it so one day I asked him why Chorus: He said it pays big money and man I'm into that It pays big money if you're willing to take a chance Let me tell you something sonny, you ought to see my bank account It pays big money but he sure can't spend it now Well, my late Uncle Charlie was this demolition hound He'd travel across the country blowing buildings to the ground He carried a case of dynamite seemed everywhere he went He smoked them big long cigars and he'd wink at you and grin Repeat First Chorus Well now the moral of this story boys, is don't go getting yourself killed Be kind to your rich relatives they just might put you in their will Chorus: That pays big money and we're all into that It pays big money and big money's where it's at Let me tell you something sonny, you ought to see my bank account It pays big money and we're rolling in it now Chorus: It pays big money having foolish kin It pays big money guess I owe it all to them Let me show you something sonny, take a look at this bank account It pays big money; let's all spend some of it now

	01-06-2005 03:00									#10
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Monkey!

	01-06-2005 03:03									#11
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She's up walking around now but still yacking. Giggleing too. My name hasn't come up during the giggleing, which is different.

	01-06-2005 03:05									#12
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When my wife gets on the phone she becomes removed from the rest of the world. I swear, I bet the house could burn down and she wouldn't even hang up or do anything.

	01-06-2005 03:07									#13
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My house wouldn't dare burn down while Dolores is yacking.

	01-06-2005 03:08									#14
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I once pulled a Jon Miller when she was on the phone.

I was making my favorite drink, a Vodka and Kool-aid, and we keep the alcohol on the fridge. So, I poured the kool-aid, but that in the fridge, and then poured the Vodka. I went to put the vodka back in the Freezer, and when I did the gerinadine that was sitting on top of the fridge feel and shatter in front of the fridge.

Curses!

I go to clean it up and I notice that some of that stick crap had oozed under the fridge. So I go to pull out the fridge to get to it and I tear the water line for ice maker. Water starts spewing everywhere mixing in with red stuff... It was a mess.

The whole time wifey was sitting in the kitchen watching this disaster.

Thanks

	01-06-2005 03:11									#15
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You can recycle a fridge, I hear it's painful for them.

Dolores is done with her call and it's still daylight! I wonder what went wrong?

	01-06-2005 09:35									#16
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What's wrong with you Lancer, haven't you introduced her to IM already?

	01-06-2005 09:44									#17
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She knows all about such stuff. I didn't show her, she learns it on her own comp, and through her friends. She prefers to talk, and I'm happy if she is.

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She doesn't speak Tagalog?

	01-06-2005 09:50									#19
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She speaks Tagalog also, but it's not her native language. Dolores is trilingual.

	01-06-2005 10:14									#21
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Im not sure how woman folks gab so long on the phone, after 15 minutes my ear is tired

	01-06-2005 10:16									#22
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Course most of the time im getting *****ed out cause i never call so after 15 min of that im wondering why i called

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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski Course most of the time im getting *****ed out cause i never call so after 15 min of that im wondering why i called

I'm the same way.

I just don't like talking on the phone.

	01-06-2005 10:28									#25
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Dolores and I went to a Norwegian restaurant and the owner complained to us three times that we hadn't come in for sooo long.... Never went back after that. They just went out of business.

I wonder if the guy *****ed himself out of business.

	01-06-2005 10:32									#26
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What do they serve at Norwegian restaurants?

	01-06-2005 10:35									#27
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I used to get the...arrrggg...what's it called? Chicken breast pounded, breaded and served with melted cheese. Also really bizarre veggies that taste great. Love the veggies.

	01-06-2005 10:38									#28
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Alien veggies?

	01-06-2005 10:40									#29
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Scandiavian, same difference.

	01-06-2005 10:43									#30
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sounds like a scalapini or some sheit