02-06-2005 01:40									#1
	Define communism in 25 words or less for ADS Lancer... Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

Anyone using more than 25 words in an effort to define communism will be shot by order of the politboro.

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	02-06-2005 01:44									#2
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communism, n.: a govermental ideal in which individuality, personal freedoms, and free markets are sacrificed for the sake of common good. Great in theory, bad in practice. (word count = 25)

	02-06-2005 01:46									#3
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Wow, that's not many words. Nice description tho.

	02-06-2005 01:49									#4
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yeah, but now comes 500 posts on how communism encourages a free market since they invented capitalism, and how personal freedoms aren't sacrificed but stripped away by evil dictators who are not product of the communist theory, and how individuality is no discouraged only not rewarded monitarily, but is more or less encouraged since one doesn't have to fear fiscal persecution to persue their endevours.... blah blah blah


it is evil, humans need conformity and competition to thrive

end of story

	02-06-2005 01:50									#5
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Losing the chains.

	02-06-2005 01:54									#6
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Communism: Right idea, wrong species.

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I could post 500 pron images to prevent the traditional capcom war, but I'll just go to bed instead.

	02-06-2005 01:58									#7
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Here's a definition of capital that MtG might like



Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.

- Marx

	02-06-2005 01:59									#8
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All your base are belong to Agathon.

	02-06-2005 01:59									#9
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Lancer, why did you have to make ANOTHER thread for ANOTHER capcom war?

	02-06-2005 02:02									#10
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In Capitalism, greed keeps society back. In Communism, jealousy keeps society back, but ultimately poorer, thus having less innovations and results than Capitalism.

	02-06-2005 02:04									#11
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"A Communist is someone who reads Marx and Lenin. An anti-Communist is someone who understands them."
-Ronald Reagan

16 words.

	02-06-2005 02:06									#13
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"Ronald Reagan was a moron who was once out-acted by a Chimpanzee" - Agathon.

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Dude, that chimp was awesome

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"Agathon, teacher who gives new meaning to oral exams" - student

	02-06-2005 02:26									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Kidicious Losing the chains.

And gaining others.

	02-06-2005 03:08									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Kidicious Losing the chains.

...while gaining shackles, a straightkacket and a blindfold.

	02-06-2005 03:09									#19
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Drats. I was hoping to see Mike's 25 word definition.

	02-06-2005 03:15									#20
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quote: Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat ...while gaining shackles, a straightkacket and a blindfold.

Only if you try to be a hanger on.

	02-06-2005 03:18									#21
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"...while gaining shackles, a straightkacket and a blindfold."

The shackles wear out too fast, the straightjacket doesn't fit and you can see the firing squad through the damn blindfolds, which is really ok as they are the complaint dept.

	02-06-2005 03:48									#22
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communism, n.: a political ideology espoused by anyone who disagrees with me.
......Sen. Joseph McCathy.

	02-06-2005 04:04									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Kidicious Only if you try to be a hanger on.

Yeah, if you're one of the sheep, er, um, masses or proles or peasants or whatever the hell you call 'em nowadays, you just get shorn until one of the party apparachiki decides a little mutton or rack of lamb would be tasty.

	02-06-2005 06:05									#24
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Nahhh, MTG, haven't you heard? This is the kinder, gentler marxist theory.

It's impolite and bad form to compare them with their fellow comrades (unless of course, it suits their purposes), AND it's impolite to force them to confront the absurdities in their own ideology.

Party on...

-=Vel=-

	02-06-2005 06:48									#25
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If the People are toilet paper, Communism is just when a different guy starts using the toilet.

	02-06-2005 07:54									#26
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Communism: free beer for everyone.

	02-06-2005 07:56									#27
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quote: Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat Yeah, if you're one of the sheep, er, um, masses or proles or peasants or whatever the hell you call 'em nowadays, you just get shorn until one of the party apparachiki decides a little mutton or rack of lamb would be tasty.

Instead of constantly getting racked over a fire? That sounds like an improvement.

	02-06-2005 07:56									#28
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Communism: direct democracy, including the economic sphere of life.

	02-06-2005 09:19									#29
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Communism: What deluded extreme leftists say they want yet none would last a week in.

14 words.

	02-06-2005 09:46									#30
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