02-06-2005 21:34									#1
	Buahaha, good doggy. Poor bible thumpers. Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

So Im sitting here on my ass listening to some music, POD no less, when I hear a very faint knock at the door (I guess they didnt see the doorbell). My dog starts barking as usual. I get up, look out the window and see a gaggle of folks in nice clothing, wtf? Look out the peephole and see two older women. OK, so I open the door and this woman starts talking to me about the bible and how they are trying to increase peoples understanding by giving them free home bibles. I tell her I already have a bible and then she starts to repeat herself, out of nervousness no doubt. My dog, who had stopped barking when I opened the door, chimed in with a hearty few barks and the lady stepped back and said "Ooh, dog". She asked me if I was interested one more time really quick and I told her I wasnt. Then she left.

Story of the day so far.

	02-06-2005 21:36									#2
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beats my day so far

	02-06-2005 21:38									#3
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You should've taken the bible. Makes for a snazzy drinks stand.

	02-06-2005 21:40									#4
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Last time Jehova's witness was at my door, I totally wanted to bang her. She was extremely hot and very.. woman. Uh... damn.. too bad it was kind of ruled out, the dunkie dunkie part but who knows I have powers so.. next time who knows.

	02-06-2005 21:41									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist You should've taken the bible. Makes for a snazzy drinks stand.

Im a closet Christian. To do that would be wrong.

	02-06-2005 21:41									#6
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You should have said that your dog eats bibles and bible-thumpers

	02-06-2005 21:41									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Last time Jehova's witness was at my door, I totally wanted to bang her. She was extremely hot and very.. woman. Uh... damn.. too bad it was kind of ruled out, the dunkie dunkie part but who knows I have powers so.. next time who knows.

I remember that thread

	02-06-2005 21:46									#8
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No I'm telling you Space, she was smoking hot.. a rare kind of beauty. A real classical sexy hot beauty in a dress and one of them hats too. Stylish, sexy... and virgin?

	02-06-2005 21:49									#9
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I think they posted something on the stop sign out in front of my house. Tagging my turf is a no-no!

	02-06-2005 21:50									#10
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Ah, Jehovah Witnesses. Have to love their dedication though. Knock on a strangers' doors talking dogma.
I loved it when they came to mine. Them trying to convert me. Me debating them on every issue. Then they stopped coming.

	02-06-2005 21:53									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Muad'Dib Ah, Jehovah Witnesses. Have to love their dedication though. Knock on a strangers' doors talking dogma. I loved it when they came to mine. Them trying to convert me. Me debating them on every issue. Then they stopped coming.

I dont think there is a JW church near here, they may have been Baptists. I dunno, I dont care.

	02-06-2005 21:53									#12
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yaeh and in here they send the pretty girls. I can't stress enough how beautiful they were. Not just hot. They were beautiful, like Godesses. Very tastefully dressed in summer dresses and hats, like in old movies. On a sunny day, that can make a young man go nuts! And the werid part is she didn't talk about religion, she talked about scams and protecting your computer At the end she slipped their magazine to me.

	02-06-2005 21:55									#13
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This is funny the relegious folks are out in droves. Got accosted getting in my truck by mormon missionaries. I told them i was catholic and not interested to no avail they were still there trying to get me to let them talk when i told them my husband was mormon they still insisted on making a date to come by to visit. I finally had to be rude and tell them look im in a hurry do you mind. You would think telling them tubes was a mormon they would get the hint ur preaching to choir but they didnt

	02-06-2005 21:57									#14
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Send them hot mormon girls to my place next time. I'll take care of the catering... the main course is.. me

	02-06-2005 22:01									#15
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I've not got any in ages.

When I lived with my parents, telling them that my father is a pastor (which happens to be true) was a sure way to get them to leave.

	02-06-2005 22:02									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist I've not got any in ages.

Thats just common knowlegde.

	02-06-2005 22:04									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Send them hot mormon girls to my place next time. I'll take care of the catering... the main course is.. me

sorry pekka these ladies werent young hot things there were more in the age limits of your mom. course if they have daughters hanging round them and i see them again ill give them ur address

	02-06-2005 22:06									#18
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Nice. Please make the pre-selection for me. I trust your taste. Between ages 19 and 29 would be the best.

	02-06-2005 22:07									#19
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Totally ruin my ****ing morning. The paper on the stop sign is a lost dog sign. Someone lost two of thier weener dogs. There's no way those things are still alive, probably run over by some ******* already.

	02-06-2005 22:08									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us Thats just common knowlegde.

English is a horrid little language, isn't it?

	02-06-2005 22:23									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist English is a horrid little language, isn't it?

Indeed

	02-06-2005 22:34									#22
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Hey, Pekka, next time they come to your door just use some of that oxytocin stuff I've been reading.

	02-06-2005 22:45									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us I think they posted something on the stop sign out in front of my house. Tagging my turf is a no-no!

So this is why you need a knife?

	02-06-2005 22:46									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Smiley So this is why you need a knife?

	03-06-2005 04:46									#26
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I slept in today. Woke up at 4:30pm in time for dinner. Story of my day so far.

	03-06-2005 07:00									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Last time Jehova's witness was at my door, I totally wanted to bang her. She was extremely hot and very.. woman. Uh... damn.. too bad it was kind of ruled out, the dunkie dunkie part but who knows I have powers so.. next time who knows.

Try: "So, you wanna come in a break a few Commandments with me?

	03-06-2005 07:48									#28
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I keep a half-empty bottle of Jack near me at all times just in case one of them knocks on the door. Looking like a sinful drunk tends to scare them off right quick, especially if you pretend to be a violent drunk.

	03-06-2005 15:53									#29
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They never come to my door...perhaps they have been warned

	03-06-2005 16:37									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us I think they posted something on the stop sign out in front of my house.

quote: Originally posted on the stop sign outside Space05us' house God is teh 1337! He pwns j00!

Something like that?